*Photo of eggs on fire.*

Google locked my account saying I showed activity consistent with being a kid or teen. They want my ID, even though my money sure was good enough for them to take. Thry didn't cancel my YouTube premium subscription though, so I did that myself. I have had this account for 10 years. This is insane.

Don't ever lose hope.

My doctor called me at 4:57am this morning and left me a voicemail. There is no way that she has good news.

Every day, I make a conscious effort to do the right thing because I desperately want to be a good person. It's not easy. I can be impatient, angry, bitchy, and selfish like everyone else, but I think it helps to remember that being a decent human is a lifelong habit, not a permanent state of being.

For anyone who hasn't picked up on the joke yet; my username is I Start Fires because I have started multiple accidental fires in my life. The most recent one was starting a fire on my stove with overflowing kidney beans. This is why I started a fire safety account. I am not telling you do do arson.

Whenever you think: "Someone should do something." remember that you ARE someone.

Millions of people on social media are all saying we should be good and kind to each other, but 10 people repeatedly say "NO", and nothing changes.

Everyone is equally flammable. Don't do unsafe stuff people!

You can’t heal in the same context that made you mask. If your life was built around pleasing everyone else, unmasking will look like rebellion. It’s not rebellion. It’s restoration.

Governments do not announce that have become fascist. They announce that anti-fascists are enemies of the State. Community is more important now than ever. We must all be there for each other, and be the kindness that is seldom seen in these days.

I am the fire unsafety guy! Don't do what I do! 🔥

Got my cat neutered just in time for No Nut November! Remember to stay and neuter your pets folks!

Hello lovely people. I hope you're all having a good fire safety day!

SNAP is a domestic violence intervention. Being able to feed your family is foundational to leaving an abusive relationship.

In life, there is not much we must do, but to be good to each other to not fail in life.

An accessibility situation has been brought to my attention. King Electrical Manufacturing Co. has cut off service to their remote thermostat products and when a customer reached out for help, they insulted his #blind wife. Please share these videos to get this situation more traction. #A11Y

I like to eat burnt meat. People don't like coming to my cookouts and say it's weird, but the char is the best part!

It is scented candle season, sure you already know to not leave your lit candles unattended; but do you know when it is unsafe to reuse your candle holder? Lots of manufactures cut corners these days. Making reusing glass holders a shatter hazard if refilled with wax and reused!

It is cozy blanket season, make sure your heating blankets are in good condition and less than 4 years old. It reduces risk of an unexpected short and fire!

I've decided that I didn't get enough Halloween so Halloween isn't over yet. Maybe 13 more days and I'll feel like it's enough?

I made rice crispy treats! And I didn't even start a fire! Feeling quite proud of myself. 👏 🥰

Happy Halloweenie! 🎃 🔥

Stay safe out there on Halloween kiddos! No starting fires! That's my job!

We went from a pro-Belkin household to an anti-Belkin household OVERNIGHT.

Fire safety family, we all hate Belkin now. Agreed?

Don't buy Belkin products. I have been a loyal customer for years and the very first time there is an issue they are trying to have me foot the bill. Bought 4 Surge protectors and 3 arrived defective. I got approved to replace ONE of them, and I have to pay return shipping.

The very flame that lets us think, love, move, and create is the same flame that eventually consumes the wick. Oxygen grows us, and oxygen eats us. Are we all being farmed by the universe? Or just given the best chance at existing it can give?

🎶We didn't start the fire-🎶 Oh wait, we're dragons... Maybe we did ^^' ...maybe 🐲

Anyone can become disabled. Anyone can lose their job. Anyone can become homeless. Anyone can go hungry. These are not moral failings. They can happen in an instant. Most people are far closer to living in poverty than they realize. We must fight for one another & for the most vulnerable.

Gonna run for an office of something.

Trauma isn't in the past, it is in your nervous system. Don't let anyone invalidate you and stunt your healing process.

The Canadians need to storm the boarder and rebuild the White House.

Fire bad.

You can also reduce strain on food banks in other ways, like inviting neighbors to eat with you or even setting up neighborhood batch cooking. Cooking is a lot more efficient and less expensive per plate when you feed a lot of people at once. Also, look up Langar & local gudwaras. They'll feed you.

There were 12 house fires in my city this week. How many were there in your town? Never forget your community in it's time of need.

I mean, it is made of dinosaur oil and dinos are flammable.

Plastic is probably flammable.

I've hung my fire-retardant stocking by the chimney* with care, in hopes that Saint Safety soon will be here. *The fire is unlit, for good measure.

I tested my hypothesis that if I ate enough dairy in a short enough amount of time I could trick my body into becoming lactose tolerant. Hypothesis disproven.

I'll admit it. I have very bot like behavior. I accidentally press the wrong button and block someone I will message them to apologize and get blocked back in return. But please my emotional state is fragile enough without being call an NPC.

Internet broke, time to read all my fire safety books again.

Maybe don't let your kids play with lighters, but I don't wanna tell you what to do.

I think what could have helped me react better to my house fire would have been being able to practice using a fire extinguisher on a real fire. Pulling the pins was hard when I was full of adrenaline.

Okay, we have to agree. Either everyone screams during a fire emergency or no one screams during a fire emergency. Discuss it with your family unit.

I trust my mailman with my life. Support your local post office.

V.I.F.S.P. Very important fire safety person.

Would you rather not respond to a real fire? Or respond to a false alarm? Responding to all alarms saves lives even if it sometimes wastes your time. At least you have time left.

The goal isn't to freeze the world. It is to pass the torch down generation after generation without letting it go out. We are all one Humanity, and we can persevere.

I yearn for a return to the days when the entire community congregated around a giant fire, danced, laughed, ate and made merry.