Telling your friend "ride my dick." Except they're a micro, so you just strap a little saddle to your wiener and see how long they can stay on while you make it throb.

I have a haircut in 50 minutes and I have no idea what to do until then.

The weather is incredibly wrong for the season. However, it was incredibly right for a motorcycle cruise.

That place on a horse where their fur does a little spiral right in the center of the forehead is just the forehead smooch target.

I need inspiration to work hard on my art, so to end the year proper, if you see this, show me your favorite piece of art you've done from this year. Sfw or nsfw is fine :] I'll start: this one featuring kev and dex. #furry

Weird looking dog

“How the Grinch introduced you to a new kink bc of his art” An hour too late for the Christmas theme but it was a busy day.

My mom's husband keeps handing me drinks.

hey, can you show me how this works?

Sweater 🐺💕🦊

Oh yea I have christmas art lol With @teak.bsky.social 🎨 - @adabear-art.bsky.social

When you get your deer boyfriend seasonal accessories

People usually get their gifts under the tree but @serverdingo.bsky.social got his Xmas gifts delivered elsewhere by ‘Santa’ 🎁🎁🎁 #Mpreg

WAIT I FORGOT ABOUT THIS. elk ry + mongoose valence (who i kind of shelved which i feel bad about)

Merry Christmas

he snicker on my doodle till i,,, uhm- till,,,, mmmffff,,,

Pretty sure I was more productive today in 3 hours than I usually am in 8

Got the email that we're closing at noon today. Why even go in at all lmao

Plushie feelings for Pel

If your dick is still in the sheath, you're not actually naked.

Straining against your chastity cage be like

hanky code is just fag semaphore

The best part of knotting is that you can't get away from my terrible jokes.

Niche opinion from my job that no one else will understand: Contracts for deed are inherently predatory and you should never sign one.

If your dick is still in the sheath, you're not actually naked.

having blusky's set to make you click-through to see anything flagged as "adult content" is great, because it's like a little surprise present. 90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass

Just bro stuff

Winter is so dry I gotta shove lotion down my sheath to keep things from sticking.

Take me by the hand

The few workdays the week of Christmas always feel so disorienting.

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nowhere to be

For your next horny party, just drink a whole box of wine, and then re-fill the wine bag with lube. Party lube-box.

got my driver issue fixed <w>;;; stream time twitch.tv/fizzypup_

Freshly sheared and eagerly awaiting for you to fuck him! He's been a BAAAAH-d sheepy🐑😈

Inspired to post hog today for no reason in particular. #irlnudes

Inspired to post hog today for no reason in particular. #irlnudes

Golden boy ✨🌆

It's very important to take your arctic fox out for walkies in the winter... Are we doing this right? #FursuitFriday 👷 - @figoawd.bsky.social 🎥 - @northinu.bsky.social

Cleaning the filter on the dishwasher sure is an ordeal.

Making poor choices this morning (Donuts)

Behold, himbo wolf got the whole bakery 🍞♨️✨️

Christmas art with a canine pussy and lactation, luring Santa Claus with cookies and milk.

Christmas art with a canine pussy and lactation, luring Santa Claus with cookies and milk.

🎶 On the first day of Kinkmas, my Bossdog gave to me, a Were-Coop in a pear treeee~ 🎄🔔🎁

CW: #watersports "Can y'all cover me? I gotta take a piss." I'm absolutely thrilled with how this came out! Absolutely perfect first ws art 🩵 🎨: the wonderful @krakencalamari.bsky.social ! What an absolute pleasure to work with, I will be coming back 🙏

To the guy at the coffee shop in North Van this morning that complimented my hoodie based on just the logo, I apologize that I immediately responded with “Oh, I know what you are” I did not mean to terrify you.