drinks always be makin me feel a lil fruity and i like that

I think it's so cute and fun how so many guys have their own extremely specific niche kinks like "I'm into kites, when the wind pulls on them just right I get so horny" type thing xD same for getting off, so many guys have extremely specific niche ways they have to do it... ways you'd never imagine

there's something so fun about being in my underwear away from home like in a hotel, or a changing room, friend's house, doctor's office, etc it's like, ... you're safe, but still exposed.... makes me feel sexy ',:3

there's literally no reason for them to not have clothes on it was just more fun to draw deal with it

It's rude to bother your professor outside of office hours 😳💦

Forgot to post this here.

feels the same way every time

whoa guys put those worms away

soft sparks

All dogs should be pantsless (Matt from cool artist @dontlookdeer.bsky.social)

man sometimes nerds can get me so thirsty like for example i saw this video of a furry and they were in a cute suit in the woods by a huge rock talking about rock things and how much they like rocks and what type of rock it was and how it was formed and like ugh fuck just get in my bed already

What the deer do when the doors are closed 👀 @dontlookdeer.bsky.social

this is how i sleep

idk why i'm embarrassed about this i just find it really FUN to compare and contrast my charactersssssSSSss.... mebe delete later idk tag urself

kinda feeling like I wanna make someone orgasm rn ',:3 > camera zooms out to reveal nobody within 500 miles of me

a couple years back I was curious and took 2 dick pics from 2 different angles and stitched them together into a red/blue 3D anaglyph and it actually worked really well but none of my friends really had 3D glasses so I had to marvel at my dick popping out of my screen all by myself

Happy #NationalUnderwearDay from yours truly :3 (Quality Possum Time #32)

i wonder sometimes if i should be labeling myself asexual... i don't call myself that because i DO wanna get my penis touched and i DO wanna touch penis and boobie and stuff but like... that's it?? anything more and i'm kinda not on board anymore >w> like even dirty talk repels me <w<

i sent someone a couple pictures of my ding dong earlier and the chat has been open on my desktop and i keep glancin over and being like hehe.... boingg.......

A bit of hair to compare. Little doodle ft. @dontlookdeer.bsky.social's Darwin :>

i am, as they say in the industry, overdue for a goo

when is one of my friends going to get a house with a swimming pool so I can come over and go skinny dipping I have always wanted to skinny dip when can I skinny dip

god I miss private accounts.... finding friends' accounts, seeing their dong.... posting your own dong..... them leaving likes on pictures of your dong.......... now if I want dong sharing time I gotta be direct and I am NOT built for that what am I going to DO

aw jeez

bwomp

"matte finish" smh at least wine n dine me first

👁

i wasnt going to post this but then i heard it was national horny day so... surprise knock next time >:U

you ever be horny but really uninspired so you sit around waiting for something hot to happen that will inspire you to yoink it but nothing hot happens and you feel like you can't really move on until it's taken care of so you just kinda sit there and do nothing ...yeah me either

he a small lad

to all the boys who felt left out yesterday, your penis is important, especially to me. there may be a holiday for the lucky guys to flaunt and celebrate their stuff, but for the rest of the days of the year i'll be celebrating you cause i genuinely do think your penis is the hotness :> <3

He's showin' off The Goods.

Treezel could use some help celebrating 4/4 :3

Still in my blender arc i tried to make @dontlookdeer.bsky.social

oh no barq changed the double tap action on images from zoom to like and I was trying to get a closer look at a picture of some guy's dick and liked it by accident 🫠 tbh it was a really great dick BUT STILL

I can't lie sometimes at a con I'll see suiters with a cute head and just an insane body (with the belly and the works you know) and it makes me like got DAM how can I get to know more

“Oh, is this yours?” #art

iunno

Some days it's hard to shoot

they should invent a job where they pay you to just play balatro alone in bed and masturbate a couple times. I would be so productive

did a shared canvas with some friends

i remember back in the good old days when you could scroll through EVERY fcf post in a single sitting... now it's like that meme picture of the guy with a pickaxe giving up right before hitting diamonds

>:(

target practice :B

Get stroked by your giant boyfriend nerd

sometimes when I look at some of the nudes I've taken I feel kinda sexy and that makes me happy because it didn't always used to be that way