Narrator of the YouTube video 'I Beat Super Cheese World Without Collecting a Cheese': obviously we have to collect the tutorial cheese because it is given to us automatically Me: liar! booo! do it properly!

The virgin trump admin vs the chad python foundation

When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.

shoutout to anonymous;code for its accurate depiction of the vatican. i still remember the high school religion classes where we covered the man swinging a giant cross and using pyrokinesis

the game seems to have gotten a little bit of traction recently (thankful to whoever shared it!) so re-sharing here -- my short mystery visual novel about a group of people trapped in a snowstorm. murder mystery shenanigans ensue

goddamn the original silent hill 2 has such great facial expressions in its CG cutscenes it's unreal

I see that after Hundred Line, it’s become a competition to see whose vn has a bigger ending count

Answer is for the worse. Saved u a click

Started hittin the gym. It hit back

Finished Shuten Order. I think it was fun overall. Some routes are definitely better than the others, and I feel like the order chosen may affect some of the enjoyment of the mystery. I also feel like the final chapter dragged on -- especially near the end. But overall, I had a good time.

sorry today i found out that a bunch of minecraft rp servers implemented a banking system and accidentally ended up replaying the 2008 recession? right down to there being a guy who shorted everything like in the Big Short? am i understanding this right?

Just released a PyWright port of The Dragon's Turnabout - an Ace Attorney fancase written by @dwam22.bsky.social in 2016. Comes with an extensive proofread and enhanced presentation! ana-r.itch.io/the-dragons-...

I have my own problems with itch but can the people in the replies take two seconds and realize this is basically a dozen people chain smoking in a room trying to figure out what to do? And why are we pretending that itch communicating the situation any differently would change the core problem here

Finished No Sleep for Kaname Date. If you like the first two games and the characters, it's more of that; mostly a goofy side story with the occasional serious character moment. Escape room segments were fun. Don't play for the mystery, though - there's no real uchikoshi mindfuck in this one

Wanna congratulate apple for the really innovative air pod design where if I accidentally drop the casing the earphones shoot out 100 meters into the distance

the pirate software guy is obnoxious but watching all the slop coming from all the drama channels is even more so honestly; it's like vultures feasting on a fresh corpse

It’s actually impossible to jaywalk in Berlin. The traffic light literally T-poses you into submission

annual shoutout to the teenager running the kitchen nightmares youtube channel

Some people want to be remembered in the history books. Me? I want my head put on the butt of an old pistol

Got myself a packed vacation starting saturday. First a few days in Amsterdam. Then a week in Berlin. Then a week sailing the adriatic Aaaand p sure I’m sick lmao

the unprecedented smugness of coming across a youtube video titled "the game you've never heard of" and knowing exactly what fuckin game it is

Having seen what I feel is most of Hundred Line, my feelings are mixed. It's definitely ambitious and really commendable -- but also frustrating in how repetitive it feels after a certain point. I'm also torn because I'm not even sure if this was a story that NEEDED so many alternate endings?

My mom thinks they weekend at bernies’d the pope for the past few days to delay the announcement lmao

turns out im so detail oriented the rest of the team im in photoshopped my face on the eye of sauron and pasted it onto the office wall

i wasnt paying attention or really even read the original story. so, like, when benjamin button died did they. like did they find a woman and put him back in or

Do you think hideo kojima’s wife introduces herself as “A Hideo Kojima Wife”

Croatian radio decided to mix in farts into all its morning songs for april fools

Flow is just a good, sweet little movie. Bless all capybaras

The secret to writing clean code is to put some shit together and then carefully convince yourself the way you did it is actually really good

twitch streamers hate when their chat calls them washed. that's why they stop showering

Started writing poetry in croatian Mystery era is over 😭

Vatican spokesperson says the Pope is recovering well from injuries sustained in his first MMA match and “can’t wait to get back in the ring”

damn that's something so magical about early 2000/2010s point and click adventure games

Me [scrolling social media]: Everybody is insane Me [going outside, walking city streets, interacting with real life human beings]: Everybody is insane

my work gave me a mac capitalism has won

Found an indie theater in town! Cheap tickets, no commercials, constantly changing program, coffee shop right outside. Don’t mind if I do Goin to see The Brutalist

ushiromiya battler is the guy at the party being like "tarot cards are so stupid" and then when he gets a reading that's essentially "you feel sad sometimes" he goes fuuuuuck maybe it's real fuuuuuck

competitive civilization 6 drama is delicious. started with a cheating scandal and ended with everyone becoming french

This is literally an I Think You Should Leave skit

finished it. very good -- especially for the asking price! gameplay does get a little tedious but the stories make up for it in my mind!

Started playing urban myth dissolution center -- finished ep 1. The art is really wonderful and the mysteries feel like they'll be fun! One complaint so far is with some minor gameplay aspects (put a sentence together, but word order matters when it shouldn't) store.steampowered.com/app/2089600/...

I don’t have a problem with my roommate having people over while I’m away, but it’s my apartment and if they’re gonna be in my room, I’d say I have a right to be made aware of that. “What difference does it make if I told you if you would’ve been fine with them coming over anyway?” Give me a break.

New from 404 Media: anyone can push updates to the Doge.gov site. Two sources independently found the issue, one made their own decision to deface the site. "THESE 'EXPERTS' LEFT THEIR DATABASE OPEN." www.404media.co/anyone-can-p...

Everyone’s always talking about mysteries of the last supper but nobody’s asking the REAL question: if jesus and his disciples are there…….. who took the fuckin photo??? Please give me a movie starring tom hanks thank you

When the time comes, capybaras will save the world

In Stockholm! The hipster hotel I’m staying in has a glass window between the shower and the bedroom! I don’t know why!

Kind of annoyed at @itch.io. My dashboard's in grayscale -- apparently because I've set the revenue share with itch to 0%... but all my books and games there are free; what money I get are basically donations, of which 30% I lose to US taxes anyway. Is it a bug or intentional, anyway?

The sky’s cleared up. I can hear the children play in the park near my apartment building. In the distance, a song I don’t recognize is playing. My roommate is in the bathroom barfing from food poisoning. I just got a work mail. Somewhere in the world, there are 3000 socks that shouldn’t exist.

The problem with all these tech companies trying to pitch AI is that AI peaked years ago with the Bots of New York Daddy Long Legs post