Imagine if any other religion had a commercial for their religion during the Super Bowl or like ever.

The light poles in Philly must be feeling what the couches in the VP’s residence felt on election night.

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one of my goals this year is to live more loudly - idk what specifically that means, but I can feel myself stretching and growing in bigger ways than times before

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Don't let Donald Trump extending the TikTok ban distract you from the fact that his Administration is about to conduct mass deportations across America in a matter of days.

sorry to everyone but unfortunately i will be becoming worse

here lies our hopes and dreams 😰

no tiktok + no lions superbowl + shit ass president about to run the country for a second time. bout to start chainsmoking cigs