if you were at ekko astral/jeff rosenstock/PUP tonight with me you are my friend

the only gun my crew respects is the starters pistol. or if you aimed real guns at us we would probably respect that too i guess. it would be foolish not to

racing for pinks might feel like life or death, but the scourge of gun violence is where the real risks lie

what if the hamilton/burr duel had instead been a drag race between nitro-burning funny cars for all the marbles. i dont know what they were fighting over but it could have been settled on the track...

The hot new musical 'Hamilton' tells the epic tale of one of our founding fathers... but with some modern twists!

Drops are now enabled.

For the first time since 2019, Star Wars is returning to theaters, and Baby Yoda is coming along for the ride.

i will stop doing one sin (i get to choose which one) if god actually disappears all the people who believe the rapture is happening. ball's in your court buddy

the absolute maddest lads around

lol

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One thing I think I've done well at in my life is that I've never had to address the allegations. Hell there aren't even allegations much less any that need to be addressed. Just been chillin for 40 years

now hang on. it's a big club... but i AIN'T in it?? that fucking sucks. i should be in it if its so goddamn big.

The Weeknd is collaborating with Nespresso to bring you a deliciously smooth blend of lightly roasted African Arabicas, with notes of sweet honey and a touch of woodiness.

The Rangers are losing 2-1 but it's only the second inning. Lots of time to turn it around.

This bean footage is beautiful.

CAGE1.BMF

you would never in a trillion years guess who the musician is

find and explore the inner punishment chamber of THE HOLE

Just a reminder to anyone else in DFW to emotionally detach from the Cowboys and just enjoy the circus. It's fun!

thats the casino royale chair. garfield is fucked

doing legal work right now on stuff that has been analyzed by AI before I got to it and it reinforced my two theories that 1) youd be nuts to let anything go out the door before a human looked at it and 2) its just good enough that they are going to fire a lot of people before/despite realizing #1

journalism is dying part 239,388: i was signing up for 6 months of the dallas morning news for $0.99 and clicked away from the page to copy my CC number and the website panicked and offered me $0.50 instead

the thing about mike jones is that back then, hoes didnt want him. but now he’s hot and they’re all on him

in case you wonder where all the "savings" from doge are going, or how much they have to pay people off to abandon any pretense of ethics or humanity

i have more respect for job listings that totally hide salary info than the ones that list the range as like, 55k-130k

There's so many things that should happen. *Need* to happen.

Holy shit. Piss

i really dont like the popcorn bucket thing. it sucks bad

i was dating an internationally celebrated pop singer but i decided to treat her poorly. now, to play her new song "stupid oaf shithead" and see what it's about

#birdbot

MIT, home of one of the world’s preeminent linguistics programs, has announced that their research shows that the most evocative phrase in the English language is “painted the bowl”

Waldo's evil-yet-similar enemy, Odlaw, debuted in 1991's Where's Waldo? The Magnificent Poster Book. Mario's evil-yet-similar enemy, Wario, debuted one year later in the 1992 Game Boy game Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins. You're a fool if you think that's a coincidence.

pepperoni out of the bag? a couple of them kerrygold cheese sticks? baby you got a 2am charcuterie going

I really and truly need people to understand that a chatbot does not and cannot know anything. Like, I need them to understand that in their bones. It is very good at looking like it knows something, but it does not and cannot know anything.

okay i know the point is the stupid shit hes saying but why does pete look like hes in a bad ai movie trailer

Beano #1322, Nov 18, 1967

the only thing i miss about the other site is that every once in a while it was fun to directly reply to the worst people in the world and tell them to suck my fucking dick

if i ran a university and the president tried to extort that university i think i would say “fuck off” instead of immediately paying up and showing my belly. i’m built different though

Troubling numbers from Bluesky. A user has posted "25" which contradicts the conventional wisdom that 24 is the highest number.

its wicked cool to me that they can use ambien to wake up coma patients. love that serendipity shit

this jim acosta interview is nuts

truly every inch of the onion makes it worth subscribing

Huh. This lady really wants to be neenja

if theres a better burg in dallas than kincaid’s i still haven’t found it

trying to distill my incoherent, contradictory, and evil personal politics into a series of emojis to use in my blue sky name

good morning donda

lol check out this guys profile