Oof, you may survive, but life will be pretty grim! Why not purchase a replacement?? www.shuttleworths.co.uk/pages/shop.h...

Happy Birthday to the brilliant Graham Fellows, sometimes known as Jilted John and even @johnshuttleworth.bsky.social? But known by all as a lovely man! Have a great day, Mike & John xx linktr.ee/mytcpod

@johnshuttleworth.bsky.social Is the man behind Dana on the right Geoff Bentley? Ken did say he was at Dana's wedding.

@johnshuttleworth.bsky.social saw you at Oran Mor tonight! You were amazing! I did the 'give over!' to your 'a Skoda?' Great stuff.

Glad your Y reg car made it all the way to #Edinburgh and surrounding villages last night @johnshuttleworth.bsky.social A rather pleasant evening was had by all 👏

It was super fun, and I even got to meet a punk rocker - Wreckless Eric - who shocked me by having yoghurt and granola for breakfast!

My good friend (and fellow versatile singer/organist) Lorraine Bowen has been “unboxing” my package. Oof, why is it called that? The goods were posted in a Jiffy bag! www.instagram.com/stories/lorr...

@johnshuttleworth.bsky.social A review from Record Mirror, 5th December 1987 - John Shuttleworth as support to The Jack Rubies at The Marquee in London - described as JS’s first ever gig and the coming of “the new comic Messiah”.

Our Karen came home for the weekend and Mary made a delicious Shepherd’s Pie - so tasty that Karen’s cleared her plate. However, there ARE leftovers and Mary’s still warming up the crumble. Oof, see my dilemma, followers?

A captivating - and slightly scary - light show at Nottingham (and surrounding villages) last night!

Thank you Salford.. and surrounding villages! Oof, shouldn’t all those phones be switched off?

@johnshuttleworth.bsky.social A cautionary lament for all Shuttleworthians. On returning to the surrounding villages after a night in Guildford, we saw in our tote bag that our poster had suffered moisture ingress from the milk we had purchased at M&S to overcome the horrors of UHT at the B&B. Oof..

Great @johnshuttleworth.bsky.social show at Yvonne’s theatre. Superb lyrics, songs and natty footwork too.

@johnshuttleworth.bsky.social Fantastic night and superb to meet Graham. Wish I'd have shown you the leatherette elbow patches on my wide wale corduroy jacket as I'm sure John would've appreciated their practicality! Hope we see you again soon.

Oof, just over a week til my eagerly anticipated booking at Clapham Grand (Feb 26th at 7.30pm) I’ll be donating my petrol money to special guest, personality vocalist Mike Flowers who will be singing his big hit - Wonderwall - plus a haunting version of my own ‘From a Father to a Son’

@johnshuttleworth.bsky.social absolutely superb tonight, as always! Punch the air!

Home from a great night watching @johnshuttleworth.bsky.social at Liverpool Playhouse. Oof!

Oof, thanks for coming along, George. What a lovely crowd you were!

went to see @johnshuttleworth.bsky.social last night at the @CambJunction Loved every minute. Even had to buy a souvenir mug! My fav song 'pigeons in flight'

Did I tell you I had a new book out on March 6th? But available now at gigs or preorder at shuttleworths.co.uk/pages/shop.html. Here’s my expensive promotional video!

@johnshuttleworth.bsky.social Looks like the Americans are getting in on the 40th Anniversary Tour buzz! Do they still have the cardboard tray on the Mounds bars, I wonder?

Oof, this is a curious read, and it’s nice to know somebody likes me! www.theguardian.com/stage/2025/j...

If Twitter’s a Tesla, then Bluesky is a lovely Austin Ambassador; just right for the job, and very practical.

Afternoon followers! Here’s a little piece featuring that Graham fellow.. www.on-magazine.co.uk/arts/arts-in...

Oof, the sky is blue.. that means the sun must be shining! Lovely to be here, although the terrain is unfamiliar, and there aren’t many folk about.. as yet. 🤞