First @netflix.com did it, and I canceled them. Now @amazonprime.bsky.social has done it, and I've cancelled them. Don't get me invested in a series only to cancel it for spurious reasons. What's the point in watching anything else when the same might happen? The trust has gone. #WheelOfTime

Fuck off it's getting silly now. If I were to ever have a run of luck on something, typical of my luck that it should be on a bloody internet word game. Wordle 1,436 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

This has been the last four days of Wordle, swooping in on try three with little to go on. People gonna be thinking I'm cheating. Wordle 1,420 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Human spaces should be protected from these #cis weirdos.

You can't convince me otherwise that Israel and their murderous supporters are anything other than the fulcrum of pure evil in the universe. #Palestine #Genocide youtu.be/UqXvc_wL8Xg

Just seen that #ACompleteUnknown. Surely the time is now right for UGLY: The Daphne & Celeste Story.

This Easter, don't forget to #ThankJudas for the long weekend. Thanks Judas!

Is this the same Met Police who've splattered Pride flags on their cars for the last decade? Proof, if proof be need be, that it was never anything other than for the birds and that the pigs are not too be trusted. #FuckThePolice

Remember all during Trump's first term people would often check his conduct off against Umberto Eco's checklist for the signs of fascism on the regular? He ticked them all off! Well, here's James O'Brien slowly catching up with the rest of us with his Surprised Pikachu face. youtu.be/cpDol0Tq6d0

I remember when the campaign to ban Page 3 was going on, #RussellBrand wore a "This Is What A Feminist Looks Like' t shirt and claimed, because he was going out with Katy Perry, that because he loved a woman he could understand their plight, and so could his winkie. He has ALWAYS been a bellend.

@herring1967.bsky.social I just emptied out my dry foot file and found myself thinking, 'Ere! What if my feet produced actual cocaine?". Would you do a line of foot cocaine, given that it's proper cocaine BUT it did come from a foot? (or hair that grew weed? If you HAD to)

Storm Thurmond held the last record for longest filibuster of 24 hours and 18 minutes he was against the civil rights act of 1957 Cory booker broke the record with 25 hours and 5 minutes. How sweet it is for a black man to beat the record of a racist. #corybooker #goodtrouble #resist

Following the #CoryBooker filibuster, is anyone going to give it the same treatment as this #BernieSanders one? youtu.be/pm6qy_9E0rY

Lee "Ah dunt lark it when folk laugh at meh" Anderson keeps headbutting that brick wall thinking he's going to get through some day. There's a door just next to him. #Reform #30pLee youtu.be/IdaBbY0I4m8

This Labour Party crow about winning an election (barely), moot about 'bouncing back' from 'the worst electoral defeat in decades' (they got fewer votes) and bleat about how 'they have a plan for growth' and NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM HAS A FUCKING CLUE WHAT THEY'RE DOING. youtu.be/FOxNdAME66A

I suppose the one saving grace of a #Labour government is that the right-wing media rent-a-gobs go harder on grilling them. With the #Tories it was "Minister, you've had to cut disability benefits, that must be awful for you, how do you feel?".

Ohh wow, they're legalising comedy all up in here!

"Describe a #RedDwarf scene only using emojis". No-one seemed to go for mine... 🧸♠💐🚛💃☎🐘🎩⚾🥊🥁🚨🚗⛸🛑🛋🐧🐖👨‍🚒🍜⏰🏀👞🍳🧶🗑🐳☸💡🕯🏀🧦🐇 ... ⚽ *erratum: due to emoji restrictions; ♠️ should be a beach bucket and spade, 🥊 should be a baseball glove, 🛑 should be a traffic cone

Remember that Monty Python sketch 'How To Do It'? youtu.be/MrHF6cq4i_Q

James O'Brien almost gets it.

That #LastOneLaughing as like watching CCTV of the green room for a PC World corporate event.

Good news for the people of Hertfordshire, then?

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A billion lumens in the darkest times. youtu.be/V7jOobdrdGo

Normalise saying "You spawny get" again.

The implication that previous Gens went at full pelt from clock in to clock out, absolute scenes. "Do you want lunch?", "Fuck off! I've too much to do! Busy busy busy!" Finding ways to nick off at work happen like osmosis. I once had a nap on the loo for a bit under an hour.

Don't know why everyone is so up in arms about Peter Kyle MP using ChatGPT for policy ideas, I gave Gemini a go and it works be a more effective PM than Starmer.

Caravan Palace bringing the banger tunes and the deliciously weird videos that you can't look away from.

Bit too far back to stage dive. Oof! Is Joan Chitty still working as a physio, I wonder? #LeedsCityVarieties #JohnLeShutt

Remember Brexit and the fact that William Rees Mogg wrote a book on profiting from economic chaos? Remember Steve Bannon saying "We gotta flood the zone, while they're dealing with all that we're doing our own thing"?

Sam Seder up against what appears to be the Events Soc of Dunning Kruger U (Est 1999) and perfectly illustrates that old shouty bird meme. Fill in your own bits from the video: youtu.be/Js15xgK4LIE

A right interesting and informative chat about #AI with #EdZitron, separating the genuinely useful applications of AI from the (mostly) fabricated fluff designed purely to enrich tech bros at the expense of everyone else. Come on in. It's a long one, but 1.5x speed is doable. youtu.be/wAUTbQ4rPI4

Alexander Armstrong has a TEMPER TANTRUM over private school VAT WATCH HERE: youtu.be/LT1lecZtJmM

Never been much of a fan of serious fantasy, did not care for Got nor LotR, but the #WheelOfTime season 3 premier was, and write it down, ruddy bob on. That's just facts.

Which food marketing character, real or fictional would you give a full, dry slap to? Charlie Bigham for me. Bloody aspirational middle class, Telegraph reading mac and cheese. Dick.

Cracker Vernacular. I quite like saying that. Good band name.

I mean, look past the fact that this channel presents left-wing opinions with a rough facsimile of the Come Dine With Me narrator, but honestly Jordan Peterson is a mental case.

"Literally ALL of #Reform are 'The Establishment'. You have career politician #LeeAnderson; commodities broker #NigelFarage who swans around with Trump; Rupert Lowe, a banker; James McMurdoch, a banker; and you have #RichardTice who is a property magnate. ALL of these people are The Establishment".

"The problem", the idiot billionaire said to the idiot millionaire, "is poor people". #rogan youtu.be/C12IdscHGNo

Farage is further evidence, if it was needed, that anyone who admires Donald Trump is a twat.

Proper swings on my tits, people calling Trump's presidency as "Evil!", "Disgusting!", "TERRIBLE!", they're crazy right-wing fuckheads! OBVIOUSLY they're going to find such terms from their opponents as a badge of honour, it's like giving them a fucking ASBO. The only way is belittling mockery.

Nazi complains about being called a Nazi. 🎻

Trump proving once again, louder for the people at the back, that Art Of The Deal was ghost-written.

Anybody else who's first encounter was his brilliantly comic performance as Lex Luthor?

It's a place in Canada but would also be the title of a great Yorkshire-based take on Waterworld where the whole of Britain has become a vast, polluted archipelago.

My favourite wound of Geoguessr Duels? Place seemed Latin American, I guessed - rather luckily I might add - Columbia and turned out to be very close. My opponent had a look around downtown Bogotá, had a think, and clicked Birmingham, UK. I don't know who should be more offended, probably Bogotá.

Grisly but gripping. youtu.be/U6LKw9by6X8

"The Klan don't have white sheets any more, they have spreadsheets". youtu.be/t3PM15wCVn0

[of Trumps latest antics] "This is without precedent!" Oof! It did not cross my mind he might do this. Motherfucker were you alive for the last ten years? That was ALL precedent. Our biggest media pundits have a memory that goes back only six months and then pull a #SurprisedPikachu on the regular.

Starmer, a man with all the looks of the Cuprinol man but with a fraction of the charisma, proves once again that he's too spineless to do anything that goes against toeing the Tory line. youtu.be/D2NBZOfC4jM