I got a job at the Four Corners Monument. Now I have to pay taxes in four states :(

That’s not my fuck buddy that’s my

Small silver lining, but there are probably a lot of young men and women from Texas walking around Chicago for their first time right now, realizing how beautiful and peaceful it is (especailly this time of year), counter to the admin's "warzone" narrative. I think that, at least, is a good thing.

New ICE recruitment video just dropped #ice #abolishice #iceprotests #icechicago #chicago #immigration #kristinoem #noice

A moment of appreciation for the Battlefield franchise’s naming conventions. They truly do not give a fuck and I admire that.

Utah Governor Spencer Cox being praised for his “unifying” speeches while he goes out of his way to slip in cherry-picked , mischaracterized bits of “evidence” any chance he gets to imply that Tyler Robinson was a leftist. Incredible stuff.

Kansas City Commercial Actors are back, baby!

RIP @linkedin.com job alerts. For the past 2 months my inbox has been flooded with Twine's incessant deluge of pay-to-play spam, with only the occasional posting from an actual, actionable company's listing.

Envato shut down its in-program extension in favor of more generative AI development. Taking away something people actually use to push them something no one asked for. Masterful gambit.

Oh ZYNerman, where you gone run to?

Tomorrow Never Dies is a masterpiece of a James Bond theme

History texts in 2075: “Martial law was enacted after Big Balls was beaten up by a 15 year-old boy and girl.”

It strikes me that those who cry the loudest about “socialist handouts” are the ones who are due to receive the largest inheritances.

Conspiracy theory of the day: Spotify is getting paid by the powers that be to feed me sleepy, bland drivel on my Discover Weekly in order to sedate me

We are now left with the choice between a party that protects people who r*pe children, and one that protects people who murder them. Pedo cabal or a genocidal regime — it’s your choice America! (Just kidding of course. They both do both of those things.)

“The Epstein files are a distraction from the legislation Trump is trying to pass” urges Nancy Pelosi, as she and the dems do absolutely nothing to stop said legislation

I can’t wait until my late-life dementia coincides with reality collapse.

The plan?

Somehow Palpatine returned :(

Hoh boy, “BEING PRO-ISRAEL IS GOOD POLICY AND GOOD POLITICS” sure does hit different now, don’t it?

Looking back, laughing at Musk’s “mandate of the people” response to accusations of his hostile government takeover. In light of his recent salvo of tweets saying Trump would’ve lost without him, whose mandate was it really?

A lot of good people out peacefully protesting in LA today. And then you have weirdo bootlickers like this guy.

Elon wanted to be remembered as “The Father of Mars” but will instead go down in history as “Failed Car Salesman Elon Musk”

“We’re not the empire, you’re the empire!” they screamed, flailing their red light sabers around

She just murdered her father, like how van he recover from this

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

Thanks. Everyone seems mad at me again (as usual...from both sides). We did a "soft release" on this CS show (first in 3 years)so that those who never unsubscribed from the feed and REALLY wanted this got first crack at it. They got that. So here's the link: dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3...

Doing my part. (Standing on the corner hitting the vape and giving a thumbs down to every Tesla that drives by)

I think the thing about Tesla drivers we overlook is that, even before Elon went rogue, they were the biggest asshat drivers on the road. They dethroned white BMW drivers years ago.

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Trump's #1 Woo Girl #StateOfTheUnion #SOTU #JointSession

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Elon really should’ve waited until he had chips in everyone’s head to pull the autocrat card. Can’t see a lot of people signing up for that now.

You know what sounds really nice right about now? Drinking shitty beers in my friend’s old garage. Just kicking back in some foldout lawn chairs and listening to the crickets out in the yard on a slow summer night.

Going to Walt Disney World makes me feel like a kid again! I’m transported back to a time when I couldn’t afford to buy anything.

The Chiefs lost badly. Like dogs! Sad to see. Oh well!

If not, worries.

What a pair we’ll be, the Rizzler and I

Somewhere along the way we stopped living más 😢

Here’s 1 of 3 edits that didn’t see much reach over on Twitter last Spring

I’m not a violent man but if you mess with me just know that I know my way around an Ultra Glow Air Power Soccer Disk.