Punxsutawney Phil predicted humanity would annihilate itself through tribalism and environmental indifference

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

Clearing snow with a leaf blower is a small pleasure you can enjoy while the world burns down around you.

For a Happy New Year, Avoid These 5 Types of People open.substack.com/pub/goodmenp...

Translating my reactions to texts: 👍= I did not read your text 😂= Your text was a failed attempt at humor ‼️= seems bad, but not my problem ❤️= I missed hitting the 👍

Please join me in not forming groups for any reason.

Have Yourself a Very Gen-X X-mas (But I Think I’ll Miss This One This Year)* open.substack.com/pub/goodmenp...

Today seems like a good day to remind people that "The Sure Thing" is a Christmas movie. RIP, Rob Reiner. You helped shape who I am.

Life would be a lot easier if people stopped doing things that bothered me.

How Do We Find True Love, Actually? open.substack.com/pub/goodmenp...

Celebrating Black Friday by taking 50% off caring about anything.

Not enough songs focus on blowing through the jasmine in my mind.

Why Your Unhealthy Relationships Are Junk Food for the Soul open.substack.com/pub/goodmenp...

Join us for a FREE, ON-DEMAND SCREENING of Fortunate Sons hosted by The ManKind Project, The Good Men Project and Consciously Unbiased in recognition of International Men’s Day/Men’s Health Awareness Month. November 15th through November 22nd. Register: fortunate-sons.com/IMD Invite Code: BFI-IMD

Aging myself.

How far would you go for a billion dollars? Watch the Final Trailer for The #RunningManMovie and go see it only in theatres this FRIDAY! See it large and loud! Get tickets now: www.runningmanmovie.com

ME: (scanning through Amazon Prime Video): seen it, seen it, seen it, JUNK, seen it, seen it, seen it, WTF??? seen it, seen it, seen it, NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS, seen it, seen it, seen it...

People say "I'll see you in Hell," but then when you get there they act like they don't even know you.

What's it like inside your head?

As a reminder, I put together a No Kings Day Playlist on Spotify to help keep you focused, encouraged, and positive, not just today but every day we fight against authoritarianism and for the people and place we love. open.spotify.com/playlist/5n0...

If you would like to learn how not to work, I’m your guy. Thanks to the generosity of my good friends at @goodmenproject.bsky.social #RetiredLife #NotWorking #SleepingIn goodmenproject.com/featured-con...

I love the movie "A Simple Plan", but I always thought it would have been better (and done better at the box office) if Bill Paxton had been swapped out for Bill Pullman. All joking aside, Paxton was at his best in comedic roles and Pullman plays moral ambiguity with finesse.

Stop Tracking Your Partner’s Phone, FFS open.substack.com/pub/gmpdatin...

Journalism died a while ago and we keep propping it up "Weekend at Bernie's"-style

THE LIFE OF CHUCK returns to theaters on October 1st for one-night-only screenings across the nation, featuring a special conversation with director Mike Flanagan and legendary actor Mark Hamill. Get tickets now at thelifeofchuck.film @lifeofchuckfilm @neonrated

How 'All Boy' or 'All Girl' Are You When it Comes to the 'Strength' of Modern Man? open.substack.com/pub/goodmenp...

Manifestos are generally a red flag.

There were a few songs that asked "Ya'll ready for this?" I always said I was ready for this. But deep down, I knew I wasn't.

What Your Jealousy Is Telling You open.substack.com/pub/gmpdatin...

The fact that all major news sources in the United States have daily lead stories like "Experts weigh in on the most delicious ice cream" and not "Democracy is dead" is one of the greatest derelictions in duty in the history of the country.

The Reality That All Women Experience That Men Don’t Know About open.substack.com/pub/goodmenp...

I’m going live with California governor Gavin Newsom at 5:00 p.m. ET. Link is here: