i too wonder how jon bois' brain works. im sure there's something different in there...like i think it has wrinkles, unlike all of ours.

@broktovite.bsky.social That ditch was very comfortable!

According to a report from Jordan Bianchi of The Athletic, Homestead-Miami Speedway is expected to host 2026 #NASCAR Championship Weekend. tobychristie.com/nascar/cup-s...

pete

Come and see the amazing Shelly Epsilon!

physicists have long debated how many dimensions there are. i believe there are six, and i'll walk you through how i got there. pick up a block and count its sides. four, right? front, back, west, and right. add a fifth dimension for weight and a sixth for what color it is and there you go

well, my team's going to the super bowl again. best of all, everyone else is really, really happy for me

New Spamton shirt idea

shelly!!

this definitely would have made it into my documentary about guys named bob if i’d known about it. what a beautiful moment of bob solidarity

RIP, David Lynch. Truly one of the great weirdoes in film and television history.

me: html holidays for $200 ken jennings: This spring holiday uses a play on words to celebrate a film franchise based in a galaxy far, far away. me: trick or treat ken jennings. No. me: what is trick or treat me: or i mean what is halloween ken jennings. No. me: i wish there were other contestants

just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that

it's gotta be weird if you aren't into football at all but follow people who do. you're just minding your own business, enjoying yourself on social media, and all of a sudden everybody says DOINK at the same time and doesn't bother to explain why

if you get hurt so bad you need the cart you should be able to stay in the game and just drive around in the cart

comms open, starting slow to kinda figure out how many slots i should do...or if i even need slots...its whatever :) broktovite.carrd.co

Roni's Official 2025 Render

doin a minor design change on roni and im obsessed with how adorable she looks here.

Rover's Official 2025 Render

atheists do not celebrate new year's day as they do not believe in years. i do not share their lack of belief, but i respect it. it takes all types of people to make the world turn

redesignin a character

Under the lil thing I posted when I turned 18 that suddenly got the most internet exposure I’ve ever experienced, I almost said “omg hit tweet” but then I realized

merry xmas doodles

if you have dreams of playing in the nfl someday, the good news is that it doesn't really require any skill. you can just head out there and dick around for a few hours and odds are you'll do just fine

Tubachristmas…look at this dude

dog

golf

i’m going to win the super bowl all by myself

bold claim, but I think it’s wednesday

hdmi moment

im so glad jon bois is on bluesky

hdmi moment

shockwave rover for halloween

97-Year-Old Broktovite still serves his Annoying Ramblings the Old Fashioned Way

Man where are all the nascar people :(

bluesky moment

odd first post, but i didn't want it to center around a random character hello everyone, I'm Broktovite (you can call me brok), nice to meet you! I'm an artist who fanboys over motorsports and loves music! Here is a lil thing about my most popular character, Rover!

i'm the president