Book retail therapy

The theme of the week is: no activities for me rain rain sick sick hot hot phooey

I wonder who else like eating edibles and then trying to roleplay? I should write a book about the benefits of roleplay therapy while sublimating with drugs. Is that a thing?

We're back and feelin sleepy! 🔴

When you say "Hedge Maze" do you mean that it isn't recognized by Mazes of nobility?

Anuddah trip aroun' da sun

People talk about Jennifer Anniston not aging in 40 years but I wanna know how Amy Sedaris hasn't aged in 50 years.

Not sleepy, but exhausted? Not tired, but no desire to get up and go? Hatred all time. Not depression, because have puppy. What is?

Indiana, I am soooo sorry you have to carry this fat whiny baby for 35 years while it eats all your taxes and resources while giving NOTHING back to you

If Jared Leto does, then I can too.

I found this neat tool that lets you generate text and images just from your ideas. It's really good!

The pens I have been gushing about and loving for the first time since the Sharpie Medium Points DO NOT WORK ON MY GAMETEE UK DM'S NOTEBOOK AND I AM BEYOND DEVASTATED

Christ, how do people watch this show with dry eyes!? My GODS

Finally got around to making a chat studio for stream. Her I am watching some 'Witch Hat Atelier', but there's a few fun surprises I spent a whole day hiding in the crevices.

CORRECTION, THIRTY BUCKS FROM GOAL!!!!

It's the last day, and she's only $60 from reaching goal!!! Come support!!

The two genders: did you drink water today? And did you lotion your skin?

All lady dnd podcast where they discuss how to min max your characters in TTRPGs and also how to be a player people want at their tables. "Respecced Women"

My daytime work is eating my soul in tiny bites... send more casting calls pls

I'm testing something, how do people who follow me feel about Mango Chutney?

WHAT IS MICHAEL GRAVES DISEASE? LMFAOOOO

Forgot to post my level patches!! I have level 11 too but no spoilers. 8 is my favorite, what's yours?

We weren't allowed to take pictures after the author interview, but guess who i almost collided with BEFORE the show? Neeeeeew Achievement: technically not against the rules. Reward: apparently bitches DO get rewards

Cancelling the episode tonight for a medical whoopsie! Everyone is ok but we'll be back in 2 weeks! <3 see ya then

Who is ready for pandemic 2, electric buh...i can't...not again man

"Are we infinite enough?" What a show

soup or saiyan

Twice today. Two different women in their 70s asked me to whitelist a website. The same website. So that they both could buy tickets to see Snoop Dogg live at Ravinia with their families. 🤣

Sorry we didn't 4-20. We partied too hard early in life and it caught up with us all that day. But this weekend is looking good! And now I'm antsy so we're gonna slam the accelerator a little. JOIN US SUNDAY NIGHT!!!

I can't caption this. She's perfect. Enjoy.

Some of you have asked why there was no episode yesterday. I will tell you. Not only was there family stuff going on I had to be available for. But we have a special episode coming soon. NEXT EPISODE IS APRIL 20th! 7 days! Monday Night! only on twitch.tv/BrightDystopia

My fiance's niece calls me "Unca Chrimmus" because she's not yet 2 and can't say "uncle Chris" This has evolved over the weekend to everyone calling me "Christmas" I can feel winter's power encircling me as I type this

I'm giggling cuz the way nose flies off and he's just staring into space, seems REALLY in-character.

Again. Now.

The timer hit 0:04 before my payment processed. But ima go see this a 2nd time.

Man this website is BUCKLING under the pressure of selling tickets to a DCC book signing in Naperville, IL.

A donkey named "possibly Dominick" & Cat-tila the hun #nocontext #TTRPG

Postponed 30 mins due to Untechnical difficulties. See you at 730CST!

A Trans person stole my hoodie once and to my chagrin, it looked better on them... I'll never forgive them.

We didn't ruin the economy. We didn't get you laid off. We didn't replace you with AI. We didn't raise gas prices. We didn't foreclose your home. We didn't cause your divorce. We didn't get your kid snatched by ICE. We aren't in the Epstein files. Leave us the fuck alone.

Idk how they did that but I fixed it. Always. ALWAYS...use 2FA, kids.

Dog broken. She won't stop performing one-person Celtic tragedies around the house.

The time has arrived! Tonight we're doing something either very brave or very stupid. And if we're lucky, maybe both. Come join me, @chrissycrits.bsky.social, @corndoggmcgraw.bsky.social, & @rachypie.bsky.social for a laugh at 7pm CST 😶‍🌫️ Twitch.tv/BrightDystopia

I am in love with Lady Gecqua. But also Browt?! 😭

Y'all, I love this stupid thing SO much

Does anyone else's dog do a spin cycle before pooping? Or are they normal?

This is Kegan logging on to remind you we are a pro-faggotry company since someone just forgot. Thank you.

Welp... guess we know why ICE was rounding up kids. Though tbh we probably should have seen it coming given who funded them