I'm giggling cuz the way nose flies off and he's just staring into space, seems REALLY in-character.

Again. Now.

The timer hit 0:04 before my payment processed. But ima go see this a 2nd time.

Man this website is BUCKLING under the pressure of selling tickets to a DCC book signing in Naperville, IL.

A donkey named "possibly Dominick" & Cat-tila the hun #nocontext #TTRPG

Postponed 30 mins due to Untechnical difficulties. See you at 730CST!

A Trans person stole my hoodie once and to my chagrin, it looked better on them... I'll never forgive them.

We didn't ruin the economy. We didn't get you laid off. We didn't replace you with AI. We didn't raise gas prices. We didn't foreclose your home. We didn't cause your divorce. We didn't get your kid snatched by ICE. We aren't in the Epstein files. Leave us the fuck alone.

Idk how they did that but I fixed it. Always. ALWAYS...use 2FA, kids.

Dog broken. She won't stop performing one-person Celtic tragedies around the house.

The time has arrived! Tonight we're doing something either very brave or very stupid. And if we're lucky, maybe both. Come join me, @chrissycrits.bsky.social, @corndoggmcgraw.bsky.social, & @rachypie.bsky.social for a laugh at 7pm CST 😶‍🌫️ Twitch.tv/BrightDystopia

I am in love with Lady Gecqua. But also Browt?! 😭

Y'all, I love this stupid thing SO much

Does anyone else's dog do a spin cycle before pooping? Or are they normal?

This is Kegan logging on to remind you we are a pro-faggotry company since someone just forgot. Thank you.

Welp... guess we know why ICE was rounding up kids. Though tbh we probably should have seen it coming given who funded them

I miss Puerto Rico. The X-Men should go there.

Top 5 books/Series. 5. Dresden Files 4. Murder bot Diaries 3. Red Rising 2. Dungeon Crawler Carl 1. The Magicians

People not understanding why they like "Tití Me Preguntó" don't realize they're listening to the Non-Germanic Mambo #5

It's nice to see so many people reading DCC after I've told everyone and their mother about it. Soon ill have more people to "squee" about things with

"Make a hive of those who will never cross paths, except in these pages."

Side note: did anyone else watch the Mike Tyson commercial is TOTAL, ABJECT, HORROR? You thought the Jake Paul fight was his most embarrassing moment? Hold my beer while I pull this up on YouTube. WOW.

The Seahawks broke NFL Records last night. Most FGs made in a SB game(5), and NFL's all-time scoring record for a single season and post season combined (206), and they just narrowly missed most sacks (holy shit) in a SB game (7) by 1. Why? Because it was intercepted midair after the sack. MY. GODS.

I want to run an all Kenku game called "Flock around and Find out"

Can we get a remake of The Walking Dead where they don't change anything and give it to HBO?

Tell me your pet's name in a gif

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I Shoulda let the moment stand on its own...

It cool to have witnessed a part of history that doesn't suck. That pass by Caleb Williams is hall of fame highlight reel worthy

We have 1 plot hook, 3 players, & 4 active edibles digesting in our systems. It's a race against the clock & our own metabolism! find out if: @chrissycrits.bsky.social falls asleep @corndoggmcgraw.bsky.social has enough snacks @rachypie.bsky.social sees the walls breathing twitch.tv/BrightDystopia

I'm obsessed with Cyberella's sketches. If I ever hit the lotto, I'm gonna have a weekly newspaper illustrated by them.

My fiancé is sick and laid on the couch to sleep, she threw a blanket over herself and our puppy grabs the blanket and drags it over her feet to tuck her in before lying down next to her! 😭😭😭😭😭 Shes such a sweet dog, I'm gonna THROW UP

[Alt Text: I have killed another year with my bare hands, 2025 lies dead and decaying at my feet as I ascend to another level of power, I hope in vain that 2026 will learn from the pathetic attempts of its predecessor]

Me: What if Monsters came in gallons? Friend: *huffs nasally* Me: Ya know? like milk. Oh come on! THE DRINK, you fucking animal

You don’t get this kind of quality from a Cis-Siberian orchestra I’ll tell you what

There's an animated film adaptation of animal farm coming out. But, they changed the plot in the same tone as Lilo and Stitch, and is more capitalist friendly. A book. That Warned you about the rewriting of history. Was rewritten.

Did he say Urine for a treat?!

The day after my girlfriend and I upgraded our PCs, AMD announces a broad strokes GPU price increase. Lol eat it

I'm glad the people who waited in line at Target for Black Friday got royally FUCKED by their "doorbuster deal" Serves you right for going to Target.

CHICAGOOOOOOOO!!!!! The bears are good again!!!

Bird.

Wrong answers only, what is this?

Broke: "I listen to everything." Joke: "I like all music." Woke: "I'm polyjamorous."

Seen in Wrigleyville

Forgive me, Chicago, I was not aware of your game

I don’t usually do the whole “go check out my latest video” thing but this might be the most important thing I’ve ever posted:

If you watch the cow hoof videos on tiktok, you have a foot fetish. I don't make the rules

Still thinking about the line my friend dropped on me the other day: "It is a proud and storied American tradition to be intensely invested in one's own immigrant roots and to absolutely despise everyone who got off the boat even one minute after your people did."

"NOW YOU SEE ME" IS GETTING A THIRD INSTALLMENT?!?!? And after calling the last one "Now You See me 2" THIS ONE Is being titled Now you see me, Now you don't!?!!??! I'm going to have an absolute CRASHOUT over this. This trash movie series has me by the BALLS. I cannot wait.