Side note: did anyone else watch the Mike Tyson commercial is TOTAL, ABJECT, HORROR? You thought the Jake Paul fight was his most embarrassing moment? Hold my beer while I pull this up on YouTube. WOW.

The Seahawks broke NFL Records last night. Most FGs made in a SB game(5), and NFL's all-time scoring record for a single season and post season combined (206), and they just narrowly missed most sacks (holy shit) in a SB game (7) by 1. Why? Because it was intercepted midair after the sack. MY. GODS.

I want to run an all Kenku game called "Flock around and Find out"

Can we get a remake of The Walking Dead where they don't change anything and give it to HBO?

Tell me your pet's name in a gif

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I Shoulda let the moment stand on its own...

It cool to have witnessed a part of history that doesn't suck. That pass by Caleb Williams is hall of fame highlight reel worthy

We have 1 plot hook, 3 players, & 4 active edibles digesting in our systems. It's a race against the clock & our own metabolism! find out if: @chrissycrits.bsky.social falls asleep @corndoggmcgraw.bsky.social has enough snacks @rachypie.bsky.social sees the walls breathing twitch.tv/BrightDystopia

I'm obsessed with Cyberella's sketches. If I ever hit the lotto, I'm gonna have a weekly newspaper illustrated by them.

My fiancé is sick and laid on the couch to sleep, she threw a blanket over herself and our puppy grabs the blanket and drags it over her feet to tuck her in before lying down next to her! 😭😭😭😭😭 Shes such a sweet dog, I'm gonna THROW UP

[Alt Text: I have killed another year with my bare hands, 2025 lies dead and decaying at my feet as I ascend to another level of power, I hope in vain that 2026 will learn from the pathetic attempts of its predecessor]

Me: What if Monsters came in gallons? Friend: *huffs nasally* Me: Ya know? like milk. Oh come on! THE DRINK, you fucking animal

You don’t get this kind of quality from a Cis-Siberian orchestra I’ll tell you what

There's an animated film adaptation of animal farm coming out. But, they changed the plot in the same tone as Lilo and Stitch, and is more capitalist friendly. A book. That Warned you about the rewriting of history. Was rewritten.

Did he say Urine for a treat?!

The day after my girlfriend and I upgraded our PCs, AMD announces a broad strokes GPU price increase. Lol eat it

I'm glad the people who waited in line at Target for Black Friday got royally FUCKED by their "doorbuster deal" Serves you right for going to Target.

CHICAGOOOOOOOO!!!!! The bears are good again!!!

Bird.

Wrong answers only, what is this?

Broke: "I listen to everything." Joke: "I like all music." Woke: "I'm polyjamorous."

Seen in Wrigleyville

Forgive me, Chicago, I was not aware of your game

I don’t usually do the whole “go check out my latest video” thing but this might be the most important thing I’ve ever posted:

If you watch the cow hoof videos on tiktok, you have a foot fetish. I don't make the rules

Still thinking about the line my friend dropped on me the other day: "It is a proud and storied American tradition to be intensely invested in one's own immigrant roots and to absolutely despise everyone who got off the boat even one minute after your people did."

"NOW YOU SEE ME" IS GETTING A THIRD INSTALLMENT?!?!? And after calling the last one "Now You See me 2" THIS ONE Is being titled Now you see me, Now you don't!?!!??! I'm going to have an absolute CRASHOUT over this. This trash movie series has me by the BALLS. I cannot wait.

They spoiled some of the new mega evolutions in Pokémon, and Mega Starmie is just...

Timeline break for fluff and nonsense: The James Gunn Superman is Great. Furthermore, it's what Superman fans have wanted this WHOLE time. A Superman who's more empathetic and Human. a Luthor who drops BARS. And if the justice gang doesn't get their own movie I will fucking RIOT.

Should you worry about getting hantavirus at your I.T. job? I hate it here...

Should I do an unboxing on stream tn?

Happy International Holiday October 3rd to all who celebrate~!❤️🎉❤️⏱️📖

Wasn't sure why this was supposed to be funny. Googled 56 in Japanese. That's a sensible chuckle right there.

I don't know much, but I do know I don't want to live in a place where authentic churros and horchata don't exist.

Idea for a shirt for creatives: ::sniff:: Who Arted?

Credit card stickers are millenial click bait, and im fully falling for it. Wanna guess my credit limit approximately?

Gf said that watching me talk to friends feels like she's watching Dropout TV, and I've never been so flattered in my whole life

Faeries can’t possibly be worse than our current reality. I’m about to go walk into a mushroom circle and scream out my whole government name.

Who here is not military but knows, for one reason or another, how to fly an F16, apache attack bird, or drive a Tiger II crank start?

I sing in the shower but, but I do a whole backstory. I'm a diva who uses professional equipment, so I grab my dick and say "mic check one, two!" so my sound guy gets good levels

Shelter told me she was a Dachshund/Spaniel Mix... Well fuck me I guess

How's your night goin?

His last words were, "Some deaths are necessary for us to have a 2nd amendment." ...like I know I shouldn't laugh, but...

I've turned into a person who sings songs to their dog that they can relate to. Today I sang Des-Paw-cito. Yesterday Wet Ass Puppy (it was rainy)

Me trying to get my dog to poop: Poop shoo-body doo, Poop shoo-body doo, Doo-doo Doo-doo doooooo

At the end of this video DM Babe Dolan as the grandma screams when the piano falls on her. I need someone to tell me that it doesn't sound like Tom Kenny doing a Spongebob scream, and that I'm being crazy. But I also need YOU to believe it when you say it to me.

I wish I took pictures of the GingerCrab Rangoon Stuffed Onigiri I made last night. I'm gonna have dreams about that food for days

Day 1 (2months old) --> Day 37. I'm afraid I accidentally rescued a large dog. They said she was part Dachshund! WTF is this?!