so excited to get way too drunk tonight

i should start actually using this app again

i think if we stopped talking about that clavicle dude he would lose all relevance within three weeks flat

still waiting on this

i hate aries season !!

friends made me walk home alone in “feels like 38” weather at 2am cause they didn’t wanna spend the extra $2 to add an uber stop … i hate gay ppl

so fascinating the way that homophobia has come back cause it’s so much more overtly focused on gender deviance

gay men who are hypercritical of others’ looks are terrifying bc you just know they don’t live up to their own standards and hate themselves for it

the “coachella is homophobic” hate is SO forced, anschutz entertainment group (AEG) also owns the staples center, the O2, the shrine, the vegas colosseum, t-mobile arena, and it operates the wembley in london… a too big to boycott conglomerate

i don’t wanna work why can’t i just drink all day and listen to slayyyter

bout to break my own heart by watching summer of 85, hoppy easter!

i am once again watching kiki’s delivery service to cope with

i don’t think men understand how much i will fold if they simply gave me a massage

The fact that society went though an extremely traumatic pandemic and lockdown that probably created lasting/untreated psyche damage to countless people and we just don’t really talk about how impacted people cognitively to this day

bsky saw it first ☁️🦋

what’s all this about group chats

counterpoint: beat up chanel$ before my weekly check-in

CRANK with a sugar free red bull at 10am who’s with me

just spent 15 minutes doing my roommate AND their bf’s dishes from this weekend, happy monday!

i’ve decided that caring about my well being is simply too much work so i will be giving in to hedonism 🩷

waking up and taking edibles like they’re daily multi-vitamins gummies

so there’s this laryngitis

i don’t want to age as a man, i want to age as a biblically accurate angel

is anyone else’s life in shambles right now or just me

whose dick do i need to suck to get zara larsson tickets

two besties who give opposing but equally awful advice on my relationships like the angel and devil on my shoulder

I am not “wearing too much blush” I am fighting the horrors.

i simply think a lemon drop martini is the perfect motivator to go run errands

yes i’m obviously crashing out but at least i’m buying cute underwear over it

just want to spend all day journaling but i’m spending it staring at excel 💔

is it a hot take to say that maybe an adult needed to set boundaries with millie bobby brown because she didn’t realize that other adult men were taking advantage of her?

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dragging myself out into the cold for a red bull and a croissant, life isn’t real 🩷

if there’s a straight dude someone in new york wearing shorts right now then no one is allowed to judge me for wearing a crop top

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i do think nyc got collectively lovebombed by mother nature this weekend actually

me in 2003 when i’m asked to make a suggestion for a visit to the movies

who wants to see holes

i do not like this country but i do appreciate our taste for vulgarity and willingness to be the worst people in the room

i fear that life just has a little extra luster to it when you’re wine tipsy at 3pm in new york

i hate to say it but day drinking really does heal the soul a little bit

right so dating was a mistake and i’m never doing that again

fell asleep with a candle burning again. my fire placements yearn to be heard

bout to watch eternal sunshine of the spotless mind since i (ironically) don’t remember it at all from watching in 2020

staying home and getting blackout drunk off wine who’s with me divas

winter olympic athletes on wood planks going at speeds that i’m afraid to drive in my car

if the skiers start tucking will they get enough loose fabric in the crotch to squirrel glide on their jumps ??

i know nothing about football teams but since their name is the patriots i’m happy to see them lose :)

i have a degree in business and studied graduate level economics and i still don’t get why inflation has to exist