outing ur algorithm like this is crazy work

rumours on the street that i have a phd… real

hand got caught between two dogs today but the nurse said my tetanus antibodies are hotttt

cropped for modesty

sweating my tits off

do NOT add me to any group chats i do NOT want to be reading all that

cropped for modesty

don’t wanna work today wanna play destiny which is very 2018 of me

destiny didn’t update whilst i was at work so now im stood looking at it like 🧍

simply do not care for a single game nintendo announced lmaooo

there is a certain beauty to be found in millennial cringe posting <3 i personally cannot find it but i am sure it is there

it is truly impressive how the worst player in an overwatch match always ends up being on my team (and it somehow isn’t me)

i so pale

wor$t girl in america:

it’s important to note that i am 5ft 7 but have the proportions of someone who is 6ft 1

whaddup

i so pale

took some INCREDIBLE nudes but they’re too clearly me to ever be used

It’s the 5th day of pride month and I’m yet to have cheeks on my face

if u saw my ass last night i hope u liked it before the self conscious body dysmorphia got me

might fuck around and relaunch my wishlist full of underwear

the subliminal urge to crank it uh

and not ONE offer wowwww

prep review next week and im gonna have to admit to the nurse that i got 0 l*ads since i last saw her <\3

SPANK IT or whatever slayyyter said

being vulnerable… i am h*rny

overwatch in underwear time!!

body positive until it comes to my own body then it’s time to find all the flaws!!

britney spears!

grind only stops for the boy

all photos of pre-covid con have been wiped from existence. i am a product of 2021 onwards

nearly posted c*ck but then people could catch me slipping <\3

the horrors and misery of overwatch solo queue

add media to the tabs NOW i need to see a*s and c*ck NOW

people quote skeeting about containing things on a thread about feet 🫩

i don’t think people can comprehend how many things i contain

tupperware:

best part about the heatwave is the abundance of free feet pics!!

ass is kinda smooth and perky and f- nvm

SPANK IT or whatever slayyyter said

happy crank holiday monday

whaddup

left my towel and the gym and some fucker stole it 😭😭

halsey today!!! gay rights

NO MORE ERIS MORN NOOOOOOO

i CANNOT believe they’ve killed destiny 2 </3

introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live slayyyter ethel cain halsey addison rae kesha lorde paramore banks alanis morissette bastille

love playing ow with manchester gays because i have no idea who anyone is and im just some fag with slayyyter as their name

they were playing addison rae :