solo queue overwatch is the single worst thing i subject myself to

sweating my tits off

sweating my tits off

edinburgh is so unserious because what do you mean we just have this right in the middle of a capital city

2 more tattoos also exist that u cant see

if u don’t like me at my vibe driven ass pics then u don’t deserve me at my full body nude tease

2 more tattoos also exist that u cant see

The Meadows in full bloom.

in hindsight posting this was kinda crazy so let’s see how long I leave it up for

£73 for shipping and tax to get slayyyter merch is horrific, like HOW can I justify that because it’s not like she personally gets it 😭

straight off the tumblr blog

need a hot bitch or two or three

horrific that work wife reminded me bsky likes are public

if u don’t like me at my vibe driven ass pics then u don’t deserve me at my full body nude tease

straight off the tumblr blog

6am gym today :)

6am gym today :)

the weekend came and went

I only take thirst traps when inspiration hits, that’s maturity 😙

bruised my ass on my bike :(

lacking in swagger frrrrr

lacking in swagger frrrrr

good morning

I feel sorry for people that cannot feel the level of euphoria I feel whilst listening to slayyyter. That’s my number 1 fr

happy saturday skybabes

gonna post c*ck tomorrow if 25 people can prove they streamed wor$t girl in america before i go to bed

i will become the most insufferable gay man on the planet with this slayyyter album release

YES GODDD

New Slayyyter album listening party starts NOW

only hotties listen to slayyyter btw

I get so gay off that tequila

the timer is on

maybe the wor$t girl in america was me all along

gonna post c*ck tomorrow if 25 people can prove they streamed wor$t girl in america before i go to bed

it’s insane that the brightest minds are often gooners, never trust someone with a PhD

The mistake was made and my shorts are WAY too short for that

commando today, not for sexy reasons but because I forgot to take underwear to change into after showering at the gym

I’m like if a nerd got a PhD and was very hot and also kind and also a slayyyter fan

CRANK IT

thinking about how there’s always something more to obtain and how it’s so difficult to be happy in modern society when the goalposts of success shift before every milestone

happy wor$t girl in america week for all those who celebrate

date day yesterday

some of you could crank it a bit more tbh. put your whole heart into that crank 🖤

some pics this week

grindr saw it first, good night :)

I nearly posted bulge yesterday but had a w*nk and remembered god

some pics this week

If I worked in any other profession I’d be so slutty on the internet

bfs first st patricks day since getting irish citizenship and the only one allowed to kiss him is me, u cucks

autocorrect changing omw to On my way! is so distressing to me as someone who tries to appear nonchalant and disinterested at all times