hi homo

truly wild to me that used to post n*des on the internet and then someone had the audacity to start using them to catfish people in various cities. I truly was slackingggg

red panda!

it’s her day x

There’s so much personality and emotion in <\3

Legally qualified as a doctor of philosophy yesterday yippeee

i had to say goodbye to my baby pearl today, my childhood dog. i held her face in my hands as she passed and told her how much she meant to me, the best companion i have ever met. love you forever baby angel 💕

April 25

I passed my PhD on Friday :)

recently on ig

Me playing sombra vs mercy and zen: >:) Me facing sombra as mercy or zen :’(

thank FUCK gaga got rid of bloodpop, mayhem is a smash

hello homies, how have we been? i have fallen out of love with social media

him!! he!! the boy!!

happy v day, if you’ve ever found me hot you owe me tattoo money 💕

“top trans only” keeps viewing my Grindr profile and I’m sorry to say I’m neither one of the dolls nor one of the lads

Wanna post a cute picture but there are too many and I’m too deep in my floptina era

Forever obsessed with the Destiny 2 servers being unable to cope with anything new or any kind of stress. Fellow diva down

A guy on Grindr blocked me after asking what field I work in because “he doesn’t believe in the field” and honestly I get it, same

every now and then I like to remind the girls on Instagram that my body is tea and this new gaga song is a perfect excuse to do that

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Carefully captioning my insta post so I don’t accidentally say I heart c*m

the latest tattoo addition (content warning: blood)

doing my first triparental conjugation tomorrow which I’ve realised is the microbiology equivalent of soaking

unfortunately for all involved I am such a starfucker

haggis is truly so good like it’s the one girls

he’s wearing a pink cap, nature has healed

Can’t believe I’m the first person to ever complete a thesis on this really niche topic 😌

I have seen more shooting stars since moving to Scotland than I have in my entire life before then and oh boy I could really use a wish right now

first day back at the lab today, no more underwear days 💔

I'll hold the key if you need

I would be soooo unstoppable if I locked in and toned myself up

i finished my thesis today (reposted with image censor lmao)

And my viva has been confirmed oh my days

doing karaoke after I submit my thesis and the gays, girls and theys aren’t aware it’s gonna be 3 hours of me serenading them and refusing to hand over the mic

looooove basking in the sun, destined to be reincarnated as one of those sharks

Supervisor is giving me 2 days rest after handing in my thesis before I need to work on stuff for my paper rebuttal and you best believe those two days are literally the weekend 😭

Remember when I would post full hog? Wow what a moment

my supervisor said the bits he has read are exceptional!! everyone get UP academic weapon Con never falters

Once again returning to say I’m not dead, I am just currently proofreading over 400 pages of thesis :(

Genuinely tweaking because I can’t find a dataset for a supplementary figure

Disgusting realisation that I only have a month and a week of being a student left

I didn’t even go home this year and I ended up in family drama 😭

Paypig sent me a Christmas gift, yippeeeeee

Geordie top at Christmas so they call me the North Pole

Being 12 degrees Celsius on Christmas Eve has a malicious energy to it

Men on Grindr get too turned on when I mention I am finishing a chem biotech PhD

Broke free from the vicious cycle of social media. I am so free

Once again restarting my petition to let me legally own and use a glock 🤭💕

I have got to stop calling my dog “The Goobs" because that poor twink doesn’t know his name at this point