Happy Valentines Day to my love @helloboing.bsky.social 💞Idk where I'd be without you~ 🎨: bsky.app/profile/cara... ‼️

I'm finding all these free yellow snow cones outside. They're not in cones though, but they're free!

Time for earth to create the universe's first Unharnessed Dyson Sphere In like 200 years when it finally completes with all the space junk we send up

Have some people just collectively forgot the same people touting "A/I is the future" had also said the same thing about eNFTees when they were a thing How's that value of eNFTees going

why not make a cameo-type website for adult film people, but it's called 'Cumeo'

I should make business cards with nothing but a little QR code on it, and when scanned it'll just take you to a goofy png of my bat handing you the business card.

I keep thinking back on 'Mouthwashing' and if y'all have not played that game I 100% recommend it. It's a short playthrough with such a powerful story and characters.

Me on work days: the sectional couch is a piece of heavenly furniture to allow rest & nappies so I can function at night Me on no workdays: The sectional couch is an abomination that steals time from me & my life. It's comfort is that of a lie to steal energy from u & makes you sleep more.

Another Blowjobber has hit Bill's tower

This reflection on the water makin it look like Donald Duck ready for it

I know I have agreed to let the Baby Eating Party eat your babies, but they have promised to possibly consider discussing not eating babies in the future so this is a win for us all.

We all know where this entry plug is going Same place I lost my Nintendo DS stylus

My dumbass brain whispering to me: I bet it was the gooner actually sealing them in an ejaculate eruption instead of a volcanic one

All I wanted to know was "so how did Ansem die from the light at the end of Kingdom Hearts 1 if the door was actually darkness" @fruitb.at hit me with this psychic damage of a comment from a redditor. I'll never recover and the words "door" and "darkness" will never have meaning in my brain again.

Proud parent of an eepy, loves to be tucked in, boy

"Do you think anyone has made a dildo of Marge's hair?" - @helloboing.bsky.social

Should be a bigger story than the other one

Political Violence is crying over a podcaster while ignoring a school shooting.

damn i suck at the game Peak but it's fun :3c

me shoving some of you in here at the next #furry convention

Oh hey I can give actual notice this time!! Next week I'm actually gonna do things on twitch that are planned! Look at us go~ I cannot WAIT to return to The Murder Of Sonic The Hedgehog with these goofballs on Tuesday @ 9pm EST! Be there or be square or some other kind of shape idk!

one thing you really have to be careful of online is not letting your experiences with annoying people online drive your politics for real material issues. the internet is real but also your phone is a portal to a world that doesn’t fucking exist

I think I got the wrong Mario Kart 64

There should be a term for name blindness like there is for face blindness My ass can NOT remember people's names until like 6 months into working with them

Peenbus

Peenbis

Friend visited and left his daily contact on the table. It was tasty but my tummy hurts now :(

Goddamn, Wolf Children still hits just as hard the second watch. Still one of the most beautiful films I've ever seen

lol, lmao even

My favorite song of Rocky Horror is definitely 'I'm Going Home' While different from most of the numbers in the musical, it just hits so good

Me who isn't ticklish in normal places and do it to my bf: haha you have no power here Me when my boyfriend who knows the ONE HIDDEN SPOT I AM TICKLISH: STOP this isn't fair how dare you 😡

When you get your dream of being bitten by a werewolf, but you get polio instead of TF

With weight loss giving me lower blood pressure now, it's not a great idea to be dehydrated on top of that lol

Deltarune ch 3 and 4 great

Shut UP about the record breaking HOT/COLD weather. It's called DEALING WITH IT Back in my day we didn't have the effects of climate change when we walked to school and just DEALT with it. This generation is just a bunch of WUSSES.

Nine Sols is my 2025 goty so far. One of the best metroidvanias/soulslike/blahblah. Truly a show of what polish can do from bottom to top in development.

I'm a Deltarune fake fan. I haven't played chapter 3 or 4 yet, only cause I'm hyperfixated on Nine Sols

Having to have lived through watching that fucking Splitgate guy

not my screenshot but literally actually this

Nine Sols is a great game, y'all should play it Unless you're a big baby and can't parry attacks

Who's Deltarune

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

Time to be a fuckhead (this has been a permanent status, just wanted to update that it's still happening)

Anything I see Deltarune imma just comment SPOILERS to be annoying. Even if it's just the title screen

I know it's a meme, and it's just going to get bigger, but DO NOT TAKE PAINQUIL. EVER. That shit is liver failure in a bottle.

Target's 2025 Pride Collection

What in tarnation Well how bout that Smack my ass like a donkey Oh bless your heart Just normal southern sayings I hear on the daily~

Done with Blue Prince. Great game, but idk if goty yet