How do the world ranking points work here? Will Wales get the points for an away win? Even though the match is in Cardiff?

hot ones but it's me interviewing a succession of uncles from rural ireland while handing them increasingly outrageous receipts for pints of guinness i've bought in central dublin

Currently in Romania, in my wife's back garden and the thermometer is touching 40. My mother in law is literally digging up vegetables in a poly tunnel. I'm glad I live on a rainy rock on the edge of the world. This ain't for me.

Wanna know something cool about this match, the black star on the Ghana flag was chosen to represent their independence from the brits, and the football team are nicknamed the black stars, and they played the brits and they annoyed them

I'm absolutely tickled pink that Leinster won But I'm almost as delighted that Glasgow didn't

Shocking call that. That's a try

Canan not Abel for it

🎶🎶🎶 Here I am Rock you like a Harry Kane 🎶🎶🎶

My neighbour just anchored the defence for the team that has held Spain scoreless in the world cup. Hon the fuckin parish 🇨🇻

The Brits and the Ivorians, together at last.

I'm watching a stinker of a movie, it sets 2.5 on IMDb, really top to bottom shite. Troy: The Oddessy Achilles is wearing Casio Gshock

Just getting around to the Glasgow Bulls match. Glasgow are a total cod of a team, yeah they finished top of the log by 2 points, but they've got 2 Italian teams home and away.

Don't know what everyone is so happy about, Leinster won't win in Murrayfield in 2 weeks.

I was today years old when I found out it isn't called "animal nitrate"

If the good people of Snacktastic could just let me know where to send the invoice for my image rights that would be fantastic Look at this gangly freak, they clearly found my bird call identification insta account

In what world would Imane Khelif (as an example) not fulfil this fucking stupid definition?

With a marathon, they say the first 26 miles are the toughest

Nothing quite like being hungover to fuck, depressed about the match and then having to get your arse onto a plane. Gonna be a loooooong day

Early start. Allez Les Bleus! 💙💙💙💙💙

Ok I've designed an LLM prompt to make Google AI just give you a list of links. It's longer than you might think because it kept ignoring the instructions. This is efficient. This is The Future™

Tommy O'Brien vs Toulon ☄️

Watching a YouTube video of a fella making a resin bound gravel platform in his garden and it's the most fucking delicious looking thing I've ever seen. The stuff looks like rice crispsies covered in some sort of sugary goo.

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

Having watched someone slowly deteriorate and die over the course of two years, I never thought I could enjoy that process. But watching trump necrotise in front of our eyes has been a real ray of sunshine.

Stop! It is necessary for you to see graphic designer extraordinaire Margaret Calvert’s 90th birthday cake. Perfection.

Prime Joe Rokocoko was UNREAL Absolutely unstoppable with ball in hand! FULL VIDEO: youtu.be/lTISRMzARu0

If anyone gets a lead on champs cup tickets, I would be most grateful if you could hook this brother up!

Aw man, one of my absolute all time favourites is winding up. Love these guys

Putting it out here now, my mate Ken will be the reason we win the champions cup, he's only been to two matches and they've both been cracking wins This isn't a Heineken pun btw

Me and 2 pals set up a revolut fund when we all got vasectomies The Snip Trip is Bilbound!!

Jeysus lads, we nearly lost at home to Toulon, can you imagine? How are Glasgow getting on in the other semi?

I'm watching a documentary about a band called Anvil And fuck me if it's not a real version of Spinal Tap I don't know what is. One of the members is called Rob Reiner FFS.

A few people I used to work with are feeling pretty vindicated to learn they've been using the trump method of % calculation

Had a real parenting win this week, got 2 of my three kids riding their bikes without stabilisers. Would love to be telling the wife about it all, fuck cancer in the fucking eye.

I'm pretty sure Magyar is the demonym for a Hungarian person. The flying Magyars was the name of the football team from the 50s. So yerman is called Peter Hungarian Talk about nominative determinism

the fact that he’s using it for propaganda makes me regret ever painting this

Leinster good in the second half, but that won't be good enough to beat Glasgow in Murrayfield in the semi final... ... They what? 😂😂😂😂😂

On the Muslim Sisters of Éire Facebook page. Totally normal protester behaviour. Definitely great to support people like this

Fair to say I've been obsessed with woodworking for the last while, just about the only thing I can do to not be miserable these days. Allow me to synthesise all I've learned so far The Japanese make the most beautiful stuff. A pencil case in the style of a Japanese toolbox is my next project

The self-appointed "leaders" of the Fuel Protests are truly scum of the Earth. Why our media choose to interview the likes of Duffy here re the protests is beyond me. Do they really think he cares one iota about anyone but his own self?

was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands

Just watched A Time To Kill for the first time for my shame. Decent film, mad to think what the world was like when the Klan were running the streets. Thank god they fixed racism though.

Gotta say, the Artemis crew member who named a bright spot on the moon after his wife who passed from cancer... ... Cmon man, that's a lot to live up to. Honestly, if there was an afterlife I'd like to think my missus would just be happy I managed to get the kids through a 5 day weekend.

Tom Hanks in Catch me if you can, is this a bad Boston accent? It sounds bad to me but I wouldn't know

Happy birthday love ❤️

Just watched The Martian, what a fuckin delightful movie.

hmm

Ahhhh fucking hoop

Any safe legal and ethical ways to anaesthetise 3 kids? Asking for me who would like to watch the match later. These days I'd be lucky to be finished bed times by 9.30 these days.