Mike Johnson Struggles To Hold Speaker Gavel While Wearing Anti-Masturbation Mitts https://theonion.com/mike-johnson-struggles-to-hold-speaker-gavel-while-wearing-anti-masturbation-mitts/

Donald Trump has reportedly been screaming at his staff for two days over his universally mocked speech on election fraud, and is accusing them of making him look like an idiot… And it’s GLORIOUS! 😎✨

Sen Markey Calls For Trump Impeachment Over Election Sabotage | Crooks and Liars crooksandliars.com/2026/07/sen-...

KY Gov. Beshear Threatens To Go NUCLEAR Over Shady McConnell Situation | Crooks and Liars crooksandliars.com/2026/07/ky-g...

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NEWS: The Albanian man who just sold the Albanian waterfront property to Jared Kushner for Kushner to build a resort, is now facing charges in that country for having faked the deeds for the property. Post anything here: interactink.vercel.app

ICE is absolutely CRAWLING all over Portland Maine right now. Videos posted by a friend show a parking lot full of armed thugs in unmarked cars, some just walking with guns already drawn

Legal experts alarmed as Trump plans to claim Georgia’s Dem senators are illegitimate - Alternet.org www.alternet.org/trumps-upcom...

Without a doubt, they plan to cheat. Here’s a comprehensive list of the many ways they will do it. alpha2omega.notion.site/How-They-Pla...

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McConnell. Graham. Doesn't death come in threes? Try harder, Mango Mussolini!!

Democracy Docket just published my latest about Trump's gutting of the Election Assistance Commission. These are dangerous times. I hope you read, learn and share. newsletters.democracydocket.com/-ltrump-just...

The Audible version is just one long exhausted sigh.

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Trump is paranoid that an Iranian sharpshooter will target him.

This scandal has "Auschwitz-like" vibes.

This Sporting News headline sums up the dreary state of reporting on female sports in this country. Chicago Sky players create buzz with bikini boat outing on Chicago River

What shit-for-brains marketing guru thought this product name was a great idea?

'Be ready': Expert warns Trump's 'boyhood pal' on verge of enacting major midterm 'scheme' - Raw Story www.rawstory.com/midterm-elec...

Mitch McConnell's Wife Finally Broke Her Silence, Made Things Even MORE Bizarre | Crooks and Liars crooksandliars.com/2026/07/mitc...

Reminder that the current president of the United States is a RAPIST, SEXUAL PREDATOR, and PEDOPHILE.

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Study confirms what many suspected: the 2024 election was rigged - Alternet.org www.alternet.org/alternet-exc...

The last resort of a desperate idiot. The red scare is coming from inside the house - Daily Kos www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

The real cost of Iran War Epic Failure: $103 Billion The #TrumpRegime keeps LYING to US "New satellite imagery has revealed far more extensive damage to US military bases than previously known" He cannot bomb his way to victory because TRUMP ALREADY LOST! open.substack.com/pub/populari...

Fun Fact: Kentucky Gov Andy Beshear is calling on Mitch McConnell‘s office to provide proof of life.

Trump's mind-boggling gaffe attacks 'Islamic Republic of Japan' - Raw Story www.rawstory.com/trump-267717...

Effective immediately. I have signed an Executive Order banning Belgian waffles, because the World Cup was rigged and stollen.

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