The horse version of Nextdoor is called Neighbors and has the same nosy users who post alarmist warnings about a stray plastic bag in their pasture.

To horses, it's just play, power, hockey, and pill. #HorseFacts

There are a lot of misconceptions about equine vision. Horses do have binocular predator vision they just hunt differently. #HorseFacts

All horses have in them the power to ragdoll their models at will. #HorseFacts

horse can run up to 64,000 miles a second but only for a few seconds and then they have to die #horsefacts

It's a big holiday coming up on Thursday which is the birthday of all Thoroughbreds in the northern hemisphere! #ActualRealHorseFactThisTime

Think a horse's favorite shampoo is Mane 'n Tail? WRONG it's TRESenneigh. #HorseFacts

Merychippus to all who celebrate!

Dreamt an important fact last night: you must never use a sponge on a horse, no matter how soggy your horse might be, because the sponge will come alive and burrow into the horse and live there like a parasite. Hope this information is useful

You can lead a horse to water, but they will just think it's a toy. #HorseFacts

The hardest part of training a horse is developing the unhealthily dependent bond that transcends any deep, real human connection. #HorseFacts

There are twelve (12) total horses in the world. Can you Name them all? #HorseFacts #HorseTriviaOfTheDay

something something joke about horse hockey season

It's a common misconception that horses can smell fear. They actually smell joy, which they try to feed on at any given opportunity. #HorseFacts

Horses grow more bones as they age; a 15-year-old retired racehorse could have as many as 380! #HorseFacts

It's hard to be funny when all you can think about is Oats and fingies

Easy answer: give them money

who wants to make some lead with me

All horses have in them the power to ragdoll their models at will. #HorseFacts

STOP! LETTING! HORSES! PLAY! PIANO!

Horse hooves never stop growing. So if you stopped trimming one's hooves they'd get really tall. #HorseFacts

A good name for a horse is Dad. #HorseFacts

time to rev up the ol' shitpost machine again (MS Paint)

or else

Parents, please check your kids' candy this Halloween! Just found a a plastic bag in my foal's Milky Way.

Every single day I wish and pray that horses were actually real.

Horses come in so many different shapes and sizes but all of them are incredibly lethal to humans. #HorseFacts

Elden Ring has the most realistic horse movement out of any other video game, because of the double jump. #HorseFacts