It's a common misconception that horses can smell fear. They actually smell joy, which they try to feed on at any given opportunity. #HorseFacts

Horses grow more bones as they age; a 15-year-old retired racehorse could have as many as 380! #HorseFacts

It's hard to be funny when all you can think about is Oats and fingies

Easy answer: give them money

who wants to make some lead with me

Tbh, it doesn't take a lot of convincing

All horses have in them the power to ragdoll their models at will. #HorseFacts

STOP! LETTING! HORSES! PLAY! PIANO!

Horse hooves never stop growing. So if you stopped trimming one's hooves they'd get really tall. #HorseFacts

A good name for a horse is Dad. #HorseFacts

time to rev up the ol' shitpost machine again (MS Paint)

or else

Parents, please check your kids' candy this Halloween! Just found a a plastic bag in my foal's Milky Way.

Every single day I wish and pray that horses were actually real.

Horses come in so many different shapes and sizes but all of them are incredibly lethal to humans. #HorseFacts

Elden Ring has the most realistic horse movement out of any other video game, because of the double jump. #HorseFacts