Depends on how quick the admin can place their bets

Anyone know whether today is a ‘ceasefire’ day or a ‘destroy your civilisation’ day yet?

Beginnende zzp'ers mogen het Energiepakket van het Kabinet (deels) betalen. Bijzondere keuze... www.rijksoverheid.nl/ministeries/...

Want? Vliegen is een onvervreemdbaar basisrecht? Noodzakelijk om te kunnen overleven?

VN-rapporteur Francesca Albanese wordt doelbewust zwartgemaakt omdat ze mensenrechtenschendingen tegen Palestijnen aan de kaak stelt. Mijn oproep aan Jetten: steun haar en nodig haar uit. Kamervragen: www.partijvoordedieren.nl/vragen/vrage...

❗️For the first time in the world,Ukrainian Unmanned Systems Forces shot down a Russian Shahed drone with an interceptor drone launched from an unmanned water surface platform Warriors from the 412th Nemesis Brigade performed this new level of integration of maritime&air unmanned capabilities Glory!

Opinie René Romer: 'Voor de VVD heeft het internationaal recht dus evenveel waarde als voor Vladimir Poetin'

Geef anders antwoord op de vraag, waarom het acceptabel is dat de overheid €4 miljard per jaar misloopt, door het woningtekort op te laten lopen via onrechtmatige natuurtorstemmingen aan luchtvaart?

Kunnen jullie hier een beetje mee rekenen, zodat het precies klopt qua Rijksbegroting en Greenpeacevonnis? @ineskostic.bsky.social @laurabromet.bsky.social @pietergrinwis.bsky.social @svanoosterhout.bsky.social @henri.cda.nl @robjetten.bsky.social ?

The fact that the Pope has become one of the strongest defenders of international law shows how compromised our leaders are by economic interests. Amen 🙏🏼

"Een zorgvuldig opgebouwd politiek bouwwerk stort in elkaar: het gedoogbeleid rond regionale luchthavens blijkt juridisch onhoudbaar". De aanvraag van een vergunning voor Lelystad is 11 jaar later nog steeds niet definitief. Dat tijdsverloop kan niet langer dienen als excuus om niet te handhaven.

Juha Miettinen, RIP. The fact that so many outlets did 1) Not mention his name in the title 2) Made it about Verstappen when Max should never be mentioned has enraged me like you wouldn't believe. Genuinely fuming. A racing driver has died in tragic circumstances and you make it about F1/Max. 🤢

Today is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops. I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III. Remind you of anyone?

War crimes

do racing "news" outlets know they can write about the tragedy that just occurred at Nurburgring without mentioning that Max Verstappen is racing in it? the world does not revolve around Formula 1 drivers.

Drunk snowflake Kash is still crying.

Trump is acting here as a private citizen while exploiting the office to unofficially coerce govt institutions into giving him and his family obscene amounts of American taxpayer cash. 'Official acts' immunity will therefore not protect him for this brazen corruption. They should all be jailed.

Nearly 150 medical staff are being held hostage in Israeli prisons after being taken from Gaza and the West Bank.

Admin treatment of Ukraine (and favoring of Russia) has been a betrayal of US interests. And a massive scandal. Appalling.

Remember the coked out, stuffed shirt, corporate charlatan character from the first "Die Hard" movie? The one who tries to get Bruce Willis to turn himself over to the terrorists & gets his head blown off by Hans? That's who I see every time Jared Kushner crops up as an "envoy" or "negotiator"...

Between the "male loneliness" beat and the "passport bro" beat, there sure is a lot of ink being spent on pieces of shit who can't find friends or dates because they're sentient piles of hot wet trash

Sorry, but this is wrong. If I can rattle off 15 stone cold bangers from artist without even looking at a Wikipedia page, they’re a GOAT.

A glassy-eyed Kash Patel slurred a threat to sue The Atlantic over their report that he's an out-of-control drunk. Good rule of thumb: Don't believe anything about the Trump administration until they deny it. www.tmz.com/2026/04/18/k...

This is very compelling! Pete Buttigieg just gets it. The sheer humanity in this clip is why I like this man so much, everyone should watch it!!

Some people have misunderstood this. We literally saw how Claude itself, coded by Claude, turns one API call into a DOS of thousands upon thousands of API calls done in the sloppiest fucking way possible. This postmortem shows Bluesky vibecoded a function to DOS itself, in a similarly stupid way.

[email protected] zegt het. Hadden D66 en CDA in de formatie maar de moed gehad niet mee te gaan in VVD’s eis een kabinet op brede basis af te wijzen. Dan zaten ze nu in de EK niet met gebakken peren in de vorm van asielwetten die ze eigenlijk niet pruimen. bsky.app/profile/trou...

Niet afgemaakt willen worden door het Israëlische regime @koppenverklapt.bsky.social

American-Kuwaiti journalist Ahmed Shihab-Eldin is being held by the Kuwaiti government for his social media posts. EFF calls for his immediate release. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.

They grew up amid olive groves in southern Lebanon. The son of one married the other's daughter. Now they're living temporarily in a vacant building in central Beirut, displaced many times. n.pr/4mCQsK5

🤬 It is reported that the terrorist in Kyiv previously took photos in a Russian army uniform and donated them to the occupiers.

BOBBY is doing FOOD informercials now. Catch a look

💔 Zelensky: Minister of Internal Affairs of Ukraine, Ihor Klymenko, has just reported on the liquidation of an attacker in Kyiv who opened fire on ordinary people. All circumstances are being clarified. Currently, 5 people are known to have died. My condolences to their families and loved ones.

Na een paar maanden buitenaards ons best gedaan te hebben lijkt de match tussen onze baby en één van onze katten toch echt onmogelijk te zijn. Ander voer, eigen plekken, oneindig veel liefde en twee antibioticakuren later plast Totti nog steeds helderrood bloed. Ik ben ten einde raad, iemand tips?

“The same thing happened again on 7 April, this time when traders spent $950m on oil futures, betting that the price of oil would fall just hours before the ceasefire with Iran was announced.”

Holy shit, I have NEVER been more excited for a movie.

AND LOOK another great example.

🇺🇦❗️Hostages released from supermarket where terrorist was hiding after perpetrator eliminated 10 injured reported.

Imagine winning your asylum case…only for the regime to keep you locked up for 11 more months and try to deport you to a country you’ve never been to. One judge just ended that nightmare in four hours. That’s the energy running through this entire edition.

Oh my gd. Terrorist attack in Kyiv right now .man is just shooting everyone on the street . Already 4 people killed. Not that far from city center. People just lying there . Oh my gd.

Archaeologist Gertrude Caton Thompson led the first all-female archaeological expedition in history in 1929. She was one of the first in the field to use aerial surveys to identify sites, using them successfully for her famed work in Zimbabwe & Egypt. She died #OTD in 1985. #WomenInSTEM (1/2)

Like a kid showing his mom that he pooped

TRUMP: *signs his name* Oh, that's a good one. Look at that, Joe. Do you think Biden can do that?

Schrodinger’s Strait of Hormuz

CNN: “It’s a blowout… not even close… Pope Leo absolutely crushing Trump when it comes to how popular they are.”

📌 They requested breaching equipment, the kind SWAT uses to force entry, because Patel was unreachable behind locked doors. 📌 April 10, he couldn’t log into a system, convinced himself he’d been fired, and started calling people in a panic. Nine people backed that up. 3/3

Wow. This is the FBI Director. Several officials say Kash Patel’s drinking has been a recurring concern across the government. At the FBI, it’s called reasonable suspicion. That’s enough to trigger testing or administrative action. So what are we waiting for? 🧵

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.