Which baby mama will devout MAGA Christian, Elon Musk, be publicly fighting with today???

The ENTIRE world is laughing at us.

We are pretty much at the point where MAGA is blaming USAID for 9-11, the Challenger Disaster, and the JFK Assassination.

No need to worry about the price of eggs anymore, MAGA. Because both Publix and Costco by me have ZERO eggs today. Thanks, Trump!!!!

Get ready for the Kennedy Center Honors of Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.

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Just another totally normal morning on Elon’s social media platform.

Well, that’s a “nice” way of saying it…

Great job, Ron DeSantis!!!! 🤦‍♂️

And by people, he means neo-Nazis.

I didn’t think we’d get to the “find out” time so quickly as it pertains to people who voted for Trump. 🤷‍♂️

Does Tom EVER not force-flex for any pics he posts?? Thirstiest MAGA on the internet.

Reuters: US JUDGE CALLS PRESIDENT TRUMP'S ORDER CURTAILING BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP 'BLATANTLY UNCONSTITUTIONAL'

Thoughts and prayers should fix these constant shootings, right?

“Damnit, Pushaw, I want you to take a FHP Trooper away from helping Floridians in the middle of a rare snow and ice storm to pose an FHP truck in front of a Florida sign with my name under it so Casey and I can do some social media stuff!!!”

Hey, Merrick Garland and all the other “institutionalists” with blinders on: How are those DOJ advisory memos and “norms” working out for the rule of law and democracy? Asking for our nation.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Does this mean war??? Will we be invading Panama first? Then Mexico? Then Greenland? These are some…interesting…times.

People in California don’t have actual homes. But please, tell us about temporarily staying in fancy hotels.

WTF

Is there ANYTHING at all that Trump will insanely propose in the next four years that the GOP Congress will not approve??? I’m guessing…no.

Trump failed to do infrastructure during his first four years in office. Biden got it done. Now Trump is trying to get some sloppy seconds.

Can’t wait to go grocery shopping this weekend and get my $2.00 eggs!

Is the war in Ukraine over yet or no?

More accurate headline: Trump lied about another day one promise to his voters.

Every MAGA should put ALL of their money in Trump’s memecoin. What could go wrong?!

Did Trump give them maps of the US as well to draw hurricane paths or no???

“This one”?

US Oligarch Elon Musk does Nazi salute after being gifted "government position" by US Oligarch Donald Trump. (2025)

I’m old enough to remember when…DONALD TRUMP…skipped the inauguration of President Joe Biden. But, yeah, let’s talk about Michelle.

Of course.

‪Did every MAGA root for President Biden’s success?‬ ‪Did ANY MAGA root for President Biden’s success???‬ ‪Just curious.‬

Dear MAGA, The inauguration will be a private affair. Just Trump & the broligarchs in the rotunda. No seating for you. No special events to acknowledge your support. Not to worry. There will be emails later urging you to buy Trump coins, shoes, bibles, hats etc. Keep that cash coming. Be best.

THOSE WITH COMMON SENSE: It’s a grift. LEGACY MEDIA: Trump miraculously saves Tik Tok!!!! (Edited 10:21 AM via @skeetsapp.com)

In 2020, the United States government announced that it was considering banning the Chinese social media platform TikTok upon a request from then-president Donald Trump, who viewed the app as a national security threat.

Taylor Swift is braver than Trump, for sure. If you believe Trump really cancelled his outdoor inauguration because of the cold as opposed to small crowds.

So MAGA is out in force today loudly proclaiming they are AGAINST equal rights. Ok. Duly noted.

Meanwhile Obama on January 20, 2009

How can someone married to Melania be afraid of frostbite?

Top-notch photography is often about choosing the right angle and perspective.

Gosar not realizing he’s actually making the case for climate change.

I was going to storm the Capitol, but I have a dentist appointment today and also, I am not a brainwashed idiot.

This guy literally posted a day or two ago on his platform that he wanted much more positivity on X.

The Cybertruck will be a failure in the end.

Shane Beamer and Bret Bielema literally did the meme. It’s perfection.

As we come to the start of the New Year, I resolve to not acquiesce to the will of Trump, Musk and MAGA as a number on my “side” already have. I will not stop fighting for what is right. I will not give in to authoritarians, bigots, and racists. I will continue to be…me. #NewYear2025

In the interest of balance, the LA Times will publish a respectful obituary for Jimmy Carter alongside a counterpoint right-wing obituary that derides him as a low-T beta cuck. by Patrick Soon-Shiong

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