The fact I got 71% of the checks in this Undertale run was bananas I thought I was doing terrible, but I was killing it

i'll be playing KINGDOM HEARTS TWO tonight at 8:00 EST over at my buddy's stream come watch us get hecked all over the place

J3PO IS TEH FUTRE

welcome to the earthbound cult, website, photos (2006) web.archive.org/web/20060523...

sketched everybody's favorite Donkey Kong characters

I can't do Iceless in Mega Man X and that's okay. I will never be able to do Iceless and that's not bad. There's nothing I'd rather do less than Iceless.

Good peeps working on this. Give it a read and a couple of dollerydoos when the kickstarter launches!

vacuum broke… 3d printed a replacement part, got it fixed intoxicating. i can basically do anything now. look out america, there’s a new annoying maker guy in town

I am the Grim Reaper For Fucking Pussys like you . I will hit you in the mouth. Do not ask me questions

The only game awards that matter are run by Todd and Aaron

cuomo will be a good mayor because hes wearing a nuclear diaper to contain his sexual impulses that will wipe out 12 city blocks if it fails

your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks

hiring metal gear eric to be my "attack dog" and go on news programs and call everyone pedophiles whenever photos of my dick leak online

please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write

im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders

did they even have news in the 1960s?? what were these people talking about. "oh theyre making a new smothers brother" Shut the fuck up man

bold choice to show the new joycons literally drifting

i don't want to hear another Nintendo rumor ever again....some of you guys need to Switch 2 a new hobby

got me and my wifes anniverseary mixed up with 9/11 again. in my defense the numbers are kind o f close together. "Im sorry Toots"

the news media is up in arms over the opening of the worlds first "all nude honda dealership". i do not care so long as they have the deals.

when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner

i cant wait to become the richest man in indiana & build a fully stocked spider man themed bar in my basement that everyone refuses to visit

roger stone paid bugs bunny to go trans to gain intel on elmer fudd and bugs bunny had an erection through out the entire mission

I fucking hate what the Blues Brothers have done to the minds of our nation`s finest young army men.

I'm not good at anything. I dont do anything. I dont know anything. But I know this: Certain forces are out of control

I'd rather be playing Party House

Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.

for years scholars wondered how many toddlers you can run over with tanks before your country is considered "Bad" . probably about 4 million

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when billy joel was singing about "piano man" he meant the piano enemy from Mario 64

no bevis

when i pitched Nude Africa to the boys on shark tank they seemed impressed, but ultimately declined. apparently some one already invented it

if you dont get one of these avatars in 2025 every woman you know will turn lesbain

took all my teeth out so i can get punched in the mouth easier

the media thinks its funny when a man eats too many figs and rubs his stuomach and says "Oh ive had too many figs". They want us dead

people got mad at elvis for his posts too . then look what happened. he joined the army and killed every one

I've been living a lie and my guilt has caught up with me. I'm not actually Italian. I hope you can forgive me

i live on the roof of the salad works. go ahead , send your trolls. you will never breach my perimeter without a ladder

Announcing the GOALS & INCENTIVES for Friday's... ☀️ REVERSE ANTI-SUBATHON!! ☀️ Want to pick a game for me to play? Couldn't come to TwitchCon and want one of my sticker packs? Or maybe you just want to speak some sweet, sweet, Italian at you? THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!

oh you think its funny that 300 iq males are crashing their teslas & being cooked alive by some weird type of fire thats immune to firemen

DOG ON THE COB

Christening the hotel room before my friends get here

We did it america

if you ever let your dog lick your games consoles youre a disrespectful and stupid gamer

concord is now called "conBored " ; the latest Ass Fuck of pablum for dogs. What you have done with this shit is suck the dick of all gamers

oh its 108 degrees?? cute. i hadnt really noticed or given a shit. from my point of view it actually feels more closer to 0 degrees

What does it mean when you find a dead bug in your shower that look s like a tiny angel. Thank you