Procrastinating getting dressed after a shower. Definitely been a bed rotting fall so far. #chastity #gaychastity #piercednipples #thiccthighs #nipplerings #behindbarz #chastitybelt #dadbod

This is the kind of dick I need in my life.

No Country for Old Gooners The Goonfather The Many Gooners of Newark

Be careful out there y’all, just got a phishing attempt DM on this here platform. Reported it as illegal and urgent.

Did the thing. It’s giving TRS-80 vibes. #framework #framework16 #righttorepair

Literally less than 60 seconds after texting the electrician, everything starts working again. What the actual fuck.

Well fuck. About half of the power circuits in my house aren’t working (mostly ones with original wiring from the 1930s) but the circuit breaker isn’t tripped. I don’t have a regular electrician, either. This is not how I wanted to start my day.

And here in the states, we're rapidly coming up on my favorite time of the year.

Age yourself with gaming 🎮

Lol

So, so many of you.

I always feel better locking back up after a shower and lube job. #gaychastity #chastity #behindbarz #teamlocked #fullbelt #metaljockstrap #steelbulge #cagecheck #lockedcock #malechastity #chastitybelt #gaybdsm

Welp, just did the thing. My credit card hates me, but it will recover in time.

Oldest selfie on my phone is from December 2002. I was 20 but looked 14.

I really hope Governor Spanberger signs the act legalizing marijuana sales as soon as she’s in office. It’s already been passed and was only vetoed by Gov. Sweater Vest because he didn’t get the stadium deal he wanted. Prick.

Those little stretchy lace ones are hot af.

My 2018 Dell XPS laptop is finally giving up the ghost after 7 years of faithful (if very warm) service. I’ve replaced enough components in it for it to be the Laptop of Theseus. Time to pull the trigger on a @frame.work Laptop 16; I’m a sucker for modular, self-repairable devices. 🤓

Made progress on stretching my front hole last night and took the Bakes sounds out for their first outing since my ER mishap last year. The feeling of an 11mm sound being swallowed by first your prostate and then your bladder is mind-blowing. I am so delightfully sore. #sounding #gaybdsm #cbt

That post-play “sore in all the right places and a few that will be problematic tomorrow” feeling. I lost #nonutnovember thanks to some sounds and a prostate in need of a fucking. 🥴 #sounding #gaybdsm #urethraplay

I am genuinely shocked at tonight's results. What these victories mean in the next year or two: constitutional protections for LGBT Virginians, constitutional protection for a woman's right to choose, and probably a legal weed marketplace.

Oh, thank god.

Now it's time to go back to Subway Builder until the polls close at 7pm. I've been biting my nails over the Jones/Miyares polling all day.

#Voted in Henrico County, #Virginia. At 4:15 pm, I was in-person voter #1215 in my precinct; there were 1060 in-person votes in the last gubernatorial election in 2021. So turnout's up. Fingers crossed for a 2017-style blowout. #election2025

I will be going to vote after work. I’m not worried about Spanberger winning, and Hashmi will ride her coattails easily, but the Jones/Miyares race has me worried. A MAGA AG could really fuck things up for the new Democratic government.

Good morning! Dick Cheney died so my day's already off to an incredible start

Why does #fallback always mess me up more than #springforward? #dst #daylightsavings

Oh yeah, I took a video of the thickest sound coming out. Any interest?

There are very few things that leave sexier marks than a caning.

Got to unlock for some solo play last night and took my new Van Buren sounds out for a spin. They are my new favorites, I’ve ever been filled that wide and deep there before, they go into the bladder. When paired with a bullet vibe it was 🥵🥴 #urethralsounding #cbt #cockstuffing #gaybdsm #gaykink

The absolute most amazing thing a permanently locked boy can hear is that his sexual superior is horny for his service. 🥰

#Locked back up nice and secure. Even if I couldn’t see #Locktober all the way through, I am ending it the way I started. #behindbarz #gaychastity #chastity #fullbelt #teamlocked

It's fun being a switch.

Whew.

I unironically believe that treating people with kindness is the path towards living a happy, fulfilled life. gn yall.

So I failed #Locktober this year. The belt has been off since my trip to the hospital and it’s staying off till I pass this kidney stone. I hate everything about this.

Watching a man buy a pumpkin carving kit and olive oil, I LOVE retail 🙂‍↕️👉🎃

So much for waiting till the morning. 😠

Had to take the belt off due to abdominal pain. Thought it might be a kidney stone but now I’m wondering if it’s pancreatitis. If it’s still sore tomorrow morning I’m going to the doctor. 😤

Is it time for Staten Island to finally get an MTA line? #subwaybuilder

#Locktober 22nd, 2025. #gaychastity #chastity #behindbarz #teamlocked #fullbelt #metaljockstrap #steelbulge #cagecheck #lockedcock #malechastity #chastitybelt #gaybdsm

It’s an older quiz but I’m consistently surprised with how accurate it is as a child of Pittsburghers raised in Tidewater Virginia who’s lived in Richmond his entire adult life. I’m morally certain the specificity is from the brew thru question. That’s an Outer Banks thing.

Not too late for #monochromemonday, I hope. #mcm #locktober #gaychastity #chastity #behindbarz #teamlocked #fullbelt #metaljockstrap #steelbulge #cagecheck #lockedcock #malechastity #chastitybelt #gaybdsm

Makes me wish I had a foreskin. 🥴

For #fcf today, i give you #freshlycleanedfriday, #fullycontainedfriday, #ferrouscockfriday & #faplesscopulationfriday.

Peekaboo. On this fine Locktober 17th, 2025, we are counting down till 4:30 at work. #locktober #behindbarz #chastity #gaychastity #fullbelt #metaljockstrap #commandokinda #teamlocked

Yep, still eating all of my free time.

A friend asked how magnetic tapes work. My off-the-top-of-my-head thumbnail sketch wasn’t bad, I don’t think. 🤓 #eli5

Being a human is getting difficult, I should have been a cinnamon bun

It was easy for me, I lived in a town small enough to only have one exchange. You only had to know the last four digits.