The joys of coming back to a toy after some time away and discovering you are MUCH better friends now - featuring Bloomer by @friendlytoys.ca ps now I HAVE to find a better way to get leverage on Wonder bc DAMN 🥵 i need MORE inside me Sound on 🔊 #ff #fisting #dildos #bigtoys #gay #chastity

Tag yourselves.

Dual Roomba xkcd.com/3133/

Made this vid of my nightly routine when I got home that night at the request of a brand new fistee (not by me) i met last Friday on his first visit to the DC Eagle where during his first ever darkroom play session he fisted the several loads I had in my butt deeper using his big paws. 👅🐶😇😈 #ff

I really should not find trying to keep up with telegram groups as stressful as I do but alas

Tonight marks lucky number seven years sober from meth. Another banger year that has shown me again and again that when I eat right, sleep and exercise regularly, and lock up, my sex drive is vigorous and caffeine sufficient to keep me up past normal bedtime in an increasingly richer and fuller life

TFW people ask if you are ok and you want to respond “No, I’m feeling really anxious” but all you can barely utter is “yeah”

Part 1 of my first ride on Wonder. No warm up besides a little Spike 90 action to clean in the shower. A bit tough to get leverage but lots of fun squelchy noises from this one. Towards the end i start feeling it and you can hear me go “Ohh” when it hits a spot that hints at just where this is going

i really do love watching my ffriends ffuck 😈

Won this at HOLE yesterday courtesy of @friendlytoys.ca - Can’t wait to give it a spin once my 🕳️ recovers from this weekend’s beat down 🥹

TFW you drive an hour to the bar only to discover you left your ID and wallet at home 🤬

Caught some last rays from the Augusta sun on Sunday following my first @fistfest.org weekend - a journey from rock bottom to Elysium ten years in the making. So many thoughts and emotions I may eventually want to share once I process them all but needless to say I’ll be back.

How it started vs how it’s going (room edition)

And I’m oFF

Is it true? Can it be? Am I actually off work and headed home to pack for my first @fistfest.org ???

I think I found my new lube bottle

The World Pride FOMO was real, y’all… at least I had the memory of my first ever doubles on Thursday to sustain me 🥹

Just another casually caged Saturday morning puppy walk

Fur-ends from across the DMV (and beyond) gathered for an epic pup picnic! From nose boops to zoomies, every moment was pawsitively magical. We hope to see you at our next gathering! #pupplay #DMVpups #dcpups

TFW the toy that made you sore becomes the warm up toy - Grip 126 edition

I should text him 🌹

Dog walk cage check 🐕 🐍 🔒

Hey New York - I’m in you

Gasp! A wild 🍆 appeared in the slut testing lab!

Went from no telegram 7 months ago to doing one group for a few months which already felt busy and and now im in a bunch and it’s a lot y’all

New shirt 🤓😈

Hey NYC moots - I’ll be in town next weekend! Daddy and I are going to see Aida at the Met Saturday evening. Pretty gay, I’ll admit, but I’d love a few gayer (read fabulous &or kinky) things to help (f)fill in the schedule, so if you have any suggestions or ideas lmk or hmu! 🐶🥺😈

Wishing all our followers the lock of the Irish! 🐍🍀🔐

My balls were aching and practically BEGGING to be let back inside, so I unlocked Tuesday night after getting off before bed. They spent most of the day Wednesday looking like this. I locked before training last night, but again slept with the twins inside. 🥶

Using Hump Day to reflect back on the amazing and invigorating experience that was my first successful #MAL and asking the question, “can every weekend be like this?” almost let it escape without any documentation whatsoever so I took these minutes before checkout.

More #pumped #pussy #rosebud 🤤

ffuuuck last night’s #rosebud #pumping was so hot I had to get back to it again this morning

Ffeeling like an adventurous pump pig my first night back from #MAL

Nothing quite like staying in a hotel full of gays and waking up to hear the guys in the next room really going at it again

TFW you take a big hit of weed and you feel your hole pulse with each cough 😶‍🌫️

#TBT dual hickey souvenir from @tailwaggerxxx.bsky.social

TFW work colleagues ask about your hobbies and you have to somehow remember the fact that you are, in fact, sometimes more than just a hole

It’s my 7 year anniversary over in the other place. When I learned it wasn’t just the big name porn stars using alts, it really opened up a (w)hole new window on the world for me. So glad to have made new friends and to be in this new space that feels as friendly and open as that other place used to

I was a good boy last night. I’ve finally learned that when I wake up at a quarter to 1 horny, cheating by unlocking and rubbing one out won’t work, and so 2 “clean outs” and 40 minutes of cunt punching later I staggered/slunk back to bed. Not sure if I got more or better sleep but I do feel proud

Don’t get me wrong, the 👊🏻 was hella ffun too, but with a week of reflection, I can say that the most rewarding thing about my second Maryland Leather Weekend was seeing and being greeted by the now familiar faces of the people I’ve met this last year.

The nice thing about staying at a place regularly is that when you didn’t even realize you had lost, say, your favorite black leather hat, the staff that you are friendly with not only had it put aside in a bag with your name on it, but told you about it first thing #loyalty

My life has taught me that the seeds of redemption have already been planted. Nurture them by nurturing yourselves and your community.

Conference Room Cage Check - Pink Edition #Locktober

Are we still boycotting Chick-fil-A or are they cool now?

(Don’t literally) Look at me listening to something within days of its actual release (Tension II)

Even though it requires a few minutes out of the cage in #Locktober to aim properly, ethical sluts get tested regularly

#Locktober 16th - I’ll admit I’ve missed how I look in this jacket. Need some warm, appropriate matching gloves.