Just here to post my personal morning existential dread. *rocks on floor*

If your mom sucks, you can use the Mother’s Day sales to buy something for yourself. Nobody can stop you

I helped 2 women today. I helped them a lot. They both cried and said it was the most heard and helpful visit they had maybe EVER had. We gotta do better. It just pisses me off so much. This is why I will prob never quit. That and reasonable hours 😂

Americans would rather have ChatGPT treat their cancer with lies and herbs than guarantee universal healthcare since 1 in 3 Americans will get cancer in their lifetime

I’m not wearing my normal wool sweater and pants and I LOOK LIKE A NERD and I’m so uncomfortable out of my uniform.

Notice how a book can make you gay, a vaccine can make you autistic, a mask can make you sicker, and a poster of the Ten Commandments can make you moral, but guns don’t kill people.

Newly injured I would wake up each morning and cry a little. For my broken body, but also in anticipation of how hard it would be to do the most basic things. I’m really fighting breaking the wake up and overthink period. Did I lie in bed before my injuries? Did I overthink? Was I prone to sad?

I also spent the day looking like a frizzy poodle. Day 4 hair is so ugh.

Guys, I am so tired of being crazy. I am better but I’m not better enough.

When I flipped this sucker back up this morning I was just waiting for that new growth at the top (which is now floppy) to fly off and hit me in the face. (This guys is very spikey.)

If I get another text message from the fucking school telling me absolutely nothing I am going to *redacted* Please don’t contact me again unless there’s an emergency.

House reset. Workout complete other than plyos but I need to see how my knee feels bc it’s been a little weird since my Instagram reel. Iykyk. Will do them later if it’s feeling solid. Now we work and freak out about tomorrow.

Hanging on by a thread

At this point I’m just straight up angry.

Why is there a kid activity that goes until 945PM Tuesday. Y’all I just can’t do that. Who lives like that?

Oh good. My mom is gonna show up today and I gotta make sure my tits are hidden before she gets here and it’s just so 🙄🙄🙄 my other problem is I have a lot of work to do today including this workout I’m dragging my ass on and I want to film a TikTok dance w my kid.

Well I got out the go bag.

I’m just so happy I’m skating again even if it’s limited/modified. I can’t sleep. And apparently I keep baby hours. #subskeet

Can this be my early TTT pic? 😂😂 Bc damn that bitch is bad. I’m trying to nail down rock to fakie on this new ramp but the coping is huge and the transition is rough. Oh and I’m not cleared on the ole knee yet. I LOVE IT. I AM SO HAPPY.

You guys. This new nurse just told me that I have her ‘dream hair’. 💁🏼‍♀️ I enjoy my natural hair and I think it suits me. But I do think straight hair makes me look more polished? Sophisticated? But let’s face it I am not really those things so the wild curls are a better fit.

Bruh. Yall know I love me some women’s health bs. Just heard a statistic that 40% of women in a long term (hetero) relationship don’t have orgasms during sex and I just. DUMP HIM

OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO BLAST SOME METAL AND SKATE THE GARAGE BLLLLEEEEEGGGGHHHH (I promised myself I would stay off my board until I finish jump training… but maybe it’s fine??? Idk)

I started prepping my charts for today, yesterday, and what a gift that was to my future self.

My poor aching body.

I love soaking in a bathtub. A comfort to me since my teens.

Guys I hate patching drywall. It always looks like shit. I’ve watched a million YouTube videos and tried everything, I’m just bad at it. And my kids are feral and keep putting holes in the wall and I SWEAR TO GOD. And then you had to paint and oh myyyy god.

My rave bestie text me to hang out and it’s like my crush messaged me.🌱💃🏼🪩🍬🎶

This is wild. 6 years is crazy.

Guys I did the skateboarding. I am so so happy.

Jacked might be a SLIGHT (😂) hyperbole but when I say I’m gonna do something, well, I’m reliable. Here’s a momAF muscle pic.

Last night bc I went and read all my skeets from the day I got my drop in (5 days before my injury) to current. Guess I wanted to hurt myself. I think I forgot how bad things were. So that ended w me crying quietly in the other room until I exhausted myself. DAMN I was so fucked up from Nov- Jan.

Guys. I just wanna skateboard. And I wanna talk about skateboarding. And I have a new ramp and it hasn’t been skated yet and I can’t wait to try it out tomorrow and I hope I don’t fuck myself up. But I prob won’t bc I will be really really careful.

Also yes, I get that my face is posted in my, whatever that circle picture is called, but I’m weird about posting my face. Sometimes I’m fine it, sometimes I’m not. Vibe through it.

lol. Yeeeeaaaahhhh

I don’t but I certainly don’t discourage anyone else from doing it

REMEMBER WHEN I STAYED ON FOR MY FIRST ROCK TO FAKIE??!!!

AND I just kinda wanna wear slutty clothes bc frankly I’m getting ripped AF (ok lol) but a little bit ripped and my body is fucking tea right now (minus the cellulite on my legs but idgaf about that) and I just wanna exist in this world as a hot fucking babe right now, OKAY. I KNOW THIS IS A CRIME.

Yesterday I was cleared to start jump training. This is the beginning of the end of my rehab. My rational brain is like this is so emotional but when I try to FEEL those emotions… nothing, bc I’ve exhausted it all? Idk. It’s… so weird.

This. One of my fav things.

Like, y’all, I need my own fucking planet. Ugh.

Omg my mom trying to connect with me. Fucking barf. That ship sailed homie. God. 🙄

I’m so hungry. My last pt canceled. Please feed me.

No. No. You will do your yoga as planned and finish your charts and prep the ones for today. Stay on task.

Should I skate in the garage before work? The intrusive thoughts are real demons today.

Omg the dog suit. They taking a cue from Wuthering Heights #euphoria

I’m going to my moms for dinner tonight. Sigh.

Guys I hate the new style of swim that cuts up super high on the thigh. The ‘V-kini’ looks fucking terrible on my body. And yet I have a suit I love w that cut and I keep trying to make it work and it just isn’t it & I’m having trouble w acceptance. Thanks for being here during this difficult time.

@poopfoot.bsky.social hey Luke, how’s the lake house? Are you awake yet? 😂😂🤷🏼‍♀️

You know you are really old when you have ACTUALLY worked an ER on analogue.