Not a stan account posting a photo of Hudson Williams hugging my former coworker. My world is very small. 😂

Mikaël Kingsbury wins dual moguls gold for fifth career Olympic medal 🥇 #TeamCanada 🇨🇦🍁 🎿 olympic.ca/2026/02/15/k...

Happy belated Birthday to my dad, who will not see this because he is not on social media even a little bit, but he’s a septuagenarian and he’s doing great, so that deserves some public acknowledgment.

Being aro ace during Valentine's day amuses me because I love the idea of romantic love and romance when it comes to others, but for myself, it's a firm, “None for me, thanks!”

He's a creep, and he should never have been cast.

Friday the 13th at the Olympics was wild. The Canadian and Swedish men’s curling team got into an argument, the Men’s Free in figure skating was NUTS! (No spoilers, but wow!)

I want to stay home and watch the Olympics, but I'm forced to be at work with these people. Life is unfair.

I really don't like having to praise Jordan Binnington, but he really proved why they chose him for this team today. #Olympics #TeamCanada

Unfortunately, there is a devastating consequence to being so good at neurotypical small talk. thesqueakywheel.org/help-i-a...

Mikaël Kingsbury wins moguls silver after Olympic men's final goes to tiebreaker #TeamCanada #Canada 🥈🍁 Australia's Cooper Woods takes gold on tiebreaker Woods had 48.4 points while Kingsbury had 47.7. www.cbc.ca/sports/olymp...

Also? It featured both a real proposal and a real wedding between two cishet couples, but two guys dancing together is porn? HOW?

I just read that some conservative politician/pundit (I don't remember which, and they sound the same, so it's hard to tell the difference) said that Bad Bunny’s halftime show featured “gay porn” and I’d just like to know where he saw it because I think I missed that part of the performance.

LINES?! Oh, the second someone pulls anything like that out, I know I'm at the wrong function and will find the nearest exit. I'm strict.

the real winners of ice dance #olympics

I'm happy for Poirier and Gilles, but sad for the state of ice dance judging, which is still a hot mess, 30+ years later.

I hate that he has two gold medals. Boo hiss.

Watching Ice Dance nowadays just reaffirms my belief that Bourne and Kraatz were way ahead of their time. Them dancing to Da Hool in the 90s was a game-changer. #WinterOlympics.

This hasn't been verified, but it looks like they got rid of the low-balling ass GB judge for the free dance. Good! #Olympics

Oh, y'all would've loved the figure skating scandals in the 90s. It had everything. Infidelity, cheating, sabotage, score swapping between countries, partner-swapping. Everything!

Omg. The USA women’s hockey goalie is named Aerin and has an account where she exclusively rates Caesar salads. She's just like me, for real. #WinterOlympics

Ten dead after woman opens fire at high school in Canada reut.rs/4rezZgX

That child still doesn't have much hair on her head. IT’S BEEN YEARS!

Oh I love it when stuff like this happens! I hope he's okay.

I guess being outskated by damn near all the teams below you on the day doesn't make a difference if you were ranked higher during the season. They could fall, and the judges would still praise the artistry and rank them first. Oh, ice dance, the more you change, the more you stay the same.

I think Chock/Bates and Poirier/Gilles should team up and defeat the real enemy. The French pair with their consistently out of sync twizzle sequences.

The day that any of the apps I use require me to upload my government issued ID to use them is the day I’ll delete them from my devices. I have interests that don't require social media, so I’ll be fine. ✌️🏾

I like when people share Sid Seixeiro’s very valid 2014 rant about the corrupt awfulness that is the international scoring/ranking system in Olympic ice dance. It makes me smile. Because it’s improved, but not really.

My favourite thing about how journalists cover Canada’s men’s hockey team is how they make such a big deal about how young Macklin Celebrini is and how old Sidney Crosby is. It’s like, “Here’s this young, fresh out of the womb baby boy, and this extremely old man!” (They’re 19 and 38)

Weird stories like this are one of the reasons I love the Olympics. Though I still maintain that they should scrap the country format and just compete as individuals. Because what do you mean you're injecting hyaluronic acid in your penis to improve your jumps?! Is a gold medal worth that much?

Big P*doph*le™️has been trying to convince us that it’s normal to prey on children. It’s not normal, it’s gross. We need to keep thinking of men like this as disgusting because they are. Leave children alone!

I don't know anyone who's been on Letterkenny, but my cousin played against Sidney Crosby in Peewee, and my dad knew Wayne Simmonds’ late father.

it's officially February 1st so you know what that means....

I somehow lost 5 pounds despite eating earlier and more frequently. I can almost fit into my 2020 jeans. But when I go to the doctor, he will still tell me that I need to lose more weight. Because losing 45 pounds still isn't enough when you're fat.

Almost all those red states are just purple states that have been gerrymandered to hell and back. That will become increasingly clear as the months progress and more of the general populace is turned off by the actions of the current administration.

I'm digging into my family tree and found out that one of my ancestors arrived in North America on the Mayflower. Just doing a bit of research, and then, BAM. A BRITISH person! In my very Black family. I'm genuinely shocked, but probably shouldn't be.

My hot take about the “students cannot read whole novels / watch whole films / etc.” is that they can learn to do it. None of us are born with attention spans suited for long media. It is a learned skill and can be developed with practice.

R.I.P. Catherine O’Hara. Absolute icon.🥺🥀

My coworker doesn’t know that IT can see his Teams private chats. 😬

I got covid for the first time in late September-early October, immediately started wearing a mask again, and haven’t been sick since—and this is while 7 people are currently out sick at my job. I know some people hate to hear this, but they actually work.

Barry Keoghan has the opposite of an iphone face. That man looks like he was born 15000 years ago. He was there when the wheel was invented.

I'm kind of glad the national boycott is waking people up to the fact that Canadians aren't actually that nice. Like elder Tim’s regulars are gleefully talking about destroying entire industries via boycotting, and they're just getting started.

There are 212 Democratic Reps and 45 Democratic Senators That is 257 people Make a rota , do a sign up I at least expect my electeds to have the facility of a PTA Bakesale And go sign up to stan in front of wherever little Liam is And GO GET THAT BABY

Snow day! Everything is cancelled! I haven't worked a Monday in three weeks! I love snow!

I fell asleep at 7:30, woke up at 12:30 and now I'm wide awake. Boo.

I haven't fleshed this thought out fully yet, but I honestly believe that women are the true tastemakers for damn near everything. When you look back at decades of pop culture and the things that became worldwide phenomena, women were among their first ardent supporters/fans.

IDK, I'm no expert, but if a bunch of people are accusing one of doing something he didn't do, and there are MILLIONS of documents that prove he didn't do it, he should be calling for the public release of every file to back up his claim. The prolonged obfuscation makes him look even more guilty.

I’m so glad I joined the Heated Rivalry fandom as a reader of the books and not whatever the fandom of the show has turned into recently. Harassing the casts’ friends and family to the point where they’re forced to either delete their accounts or unfollow people is unacceptable unhinged behaviour.

I'm now 45. I woke up with a headache because it'll snow later in the week, and the barometric pressure changed. 2026 will be better than 2025. I can tell.

The first time it was above freezing where I live, I took my lunch and ate it outside. (This message was brought to you by perimenopause.)

A random account posted an unsubstantiated rumour that there’s turmoil on the Sens team because a player was caught cheating and told his wife that everyone else does it. She, in turn, told their wives—before Christmas, mind you, and now he’s being iced out. The team had to write a public denial. 💀