Modern problems, require modern....

the answer is always yes to extra sauce

who are these people “adding” me to their bulletin boards on tiktok

WHO HAS BLUE BELL BRIDES CAKE

a bixie cut is calling me

okay so clearly I need to tune into Heated Rivalry

It′s December 1st And uhm, I met this guy He’s sweet…he’s charming He makes me laugh However I′m not rushing this I don't know, it′s just different, I'm gonna give it time, I just know I like him

gotta honor my chicago roots bc it’s December 1st

7 inches of snow so far and it’s gonna keep snowing until like 6am AND continue over the next few days

I hate when pot and pan sets say “30 piece set” when like 24 of them are utensils, handles and lids. I really want hella pans and pots wtf

gotta go back to training to stay flexible

I wish apple music let you block aritists and everything that artist is featured on

GENERATE MORE MONEY🗣️ THEN I BLOW IT ALL ON MY HOMEGIRLS

in my backyard getting dome girl

love when people ask me if i’m a creative!

saw wicked! now i’m gonna say “wait a clock tick” till the end of time sawry

lost my harmonica 🫩

Olandria…the woman you are!

I love that clusters are so easy to do but I hate how they feel so I gotta go individual every time

so glad aldis in my area released the eggnog a month ago 😋

I’m shaking reaching for the first sip of coffee for the day…taking 21 credits this semester is doing something serious to me

oh and my Cecred shipment came in???

Eggnog haters, your season of suffering has begun 🙏🏽

and yes…i’ll be playing that dispatch game..

I love the cold soooo much😩😌🧘🏾‍♀️

🏖️👙☀️

Also I hate capitalism for keeping me from my joys and passions

GOD I love baldurs gate!! I just got 50 extra dopamine Joules from watching a 15 second gameplay

AI to write skeets? Just steal viral posts from other platforms like the good ole days

Gassing protesters in the U.S. is a fully bipartisan project and this has been true for a long time...

Fantasy Tings:

all I need now is for bluesky to turn off reposts and only keep quotes or original posts on

septum stretch time 🙂‍↕️

thinking of how the pink sauce would’ve went triple platinum if she released it during Wicked season

Who is going to tell them no? Will the media stop uncritically repeating what they say? Will you be accused of being pro antifa or lawlessness if you dare disagree? Is defund police still too far? I think the answers to those questions sums up why they're pulling this strategy

why am I yelling? blockt

new alice in borderland??

I love gnarly sm! Not everything has to be a ballot song

I KNOW BECAUSE I MADE IT IM THE ICON OF SUCCESS

“monitoring spirit” always tickles me pink

eating this plum to the gristle

Levi calling her man bubba too? I knew we were tethered

trying not to steal this cyan marker 🫣

why would I even look in a $20/hr offer’s direction?

I miss watching the twilight zone—the plots were just so fucking cool

Finna go to renfaire

sipping on cranberry juice like it’s whiskey

stick drift finally happened