These photos of Claudia Cardinale feeding cats spaghetti should honestly replace the Italian flag

Remember when Mussolini’s corpse was paraded through the streets and repeatedly spat upon by little old Italian grandmothers? That was pretty great.

Oregon has been the national leader on vote-by-mail for decades. Now Donald Trump thinks he can undermine our elections for his own benefit. Hell no.

Tonight the parade of exotic meats continues with ribeye yak steaks!

The forecast calls for burgers!

Tonight’s chow mein comes to us courtesy my girlfriend’s amazing green thumb.

40 years ago, musicians faced off against a Washington committee over whether to warn parents about explicit lyrics.

Here’s some lovely glamour shots of the newest piece in our memorabilia collection, straight out of John Carpenter’s BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA, the brilliant neon sign from the Dragon of the Black Pool restaurant and base of operations. So, what do you think?

🚨The iconic Joe Bob Briggs returns to the Hollywood and Movie Madness in October!

If Trump dies in office of being an old fat guy, they’re going to puppet his corpse around, aren’t they?

You’d think that a stroke couldn’t possibly be hilarious, and yet here we are.

The right side of Trump's face was drooping during a 9/11 commemoration today (Getty)

Funny thing about fascists, historically speaking, they’re magnets for bullets.

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If you like Vampire Survivors but wish it a more ‘Diablo’ aesthetic, this is the (very cheap) game for you.

comic cons are so funny bc it’s like some comic book veteran who’s worked on Superman for 50 years next to an artist who’s merch is just like “I’m a little froggy who loves to poop:)” 50 ways

Thanks to the fine folks at Pine Mountain Ranch, I am now the proud owner of 1lb of ground bison and two gorgeous ribeye yak steaks.

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And shortly after, the source code was lost, preventing the world from ever seeing a remaster. Sigh.

Downloading Everybody’s Golf Hot Shots. I hope nobody needs me for the next month.

The combination of Motley Crüe’s inherent dirtbag scumminess and Dolly Parton’s angelic purity works way better in unison than it has any right to.

The dude is a syphilitic leather muppet.

Good article, but I think it’s simpler than that. I think GBBO succeeds because in a world of shitty assholes doing horrible things on reality TV, it’s just nice. It’s pleasant. All tears are tears of joy and happiness.

Guys, he’s *almost* there! So close to recognizing that his ever present trail of bad ideas might be a problem!

It’s 5:57am and I’m giving serious thought to impulse buying one of these gorgeous tomes.

A few highlights from the annual Mt. Hood climb.

The Golden Girls is a beloved classic, but until you go back and rewatch it, you don’t fully grasp just how good it was. No hyperbole: It’s four of the sharpest, most talented actresses of the 20th century delivering some of the wittiest dialogue ever written for TV.

I’ve got no interest in tennis, but I’ve got to give them propers for that title.

Uh, was I asleep when SEGA/Atlus announced a Persona 4 remake?

Now that’s a premise I can get behind!

Silksong sounds cool and all, but this is the game I’m buying on September 4.

This is a great game. Just phenomenal.

Damn, that new Shinobi is good.

It still blows my mind that I can walk into a store, give the guy at the counter $30, and walk out with an ounce of quality weed.

It’s gonna be real hard to wipe clean the memory of that time Target fell all over themselves to throw minorities under the bus, then blamed minorities for its shitty sales.

GO TO THIS!

Dude’s really leaning into that “Worst Chris” title, isn’t he?

New iPhone wallpaper: Activate!

Thanks to new drivers, my 4070Ti can suddenly do frame gen on *any* game? Rad as hell! Thanks NVIDIA!

Oooh! That reminds me! I almost forgot to tell a fascist to choke and die today!

Happy New Reference Class Earbuds Day to all who celebrate!

Happy to see that the Kenton Street Fair exploded in popularity this year!

Dinner? Grilled Ahi Tuna steaks.

There goes my weekend.

The secret to grilling the perfect burger is alternate cooking times. Instead of grilling the meat for X minutes on each side, grill Side 1 for X minutes, then Side 2 for X-1 minutes. The end result is a juicier burger. Next week, we’ll cover bun selection, or “why buns are bullshit.”

Is the adventurous Jaguar the guy who doesn’t look like a jaguar, or is he the guy getting punched square in his jaguar face?

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It’s like they crawled inside my brain and siphoned out my fondest, nerdiest desires!

Rad! Just let me know when society says we can start stuffing lacrosse players into lockers.

When historians look back, this will be known as my “cats as a D&D adventuring party” period.