If you've never seen any of Stewart Lee's stand-up, it's worth seeking out. Even though many of the references were lost on me since I'm not from the UK, it's still fascinating to watch him command a space or totally pivot halfway through a bit. youtube.com/shorts/UpXBA...

Chuckenshit www.thenation.com/article/poli...

Robert California has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo

Change one letter. Ruin a candy. Wizzlers

The scourge of grammar-based vandalism has got to be stopped.

Apparently the judge in the Mahmoud Khahlil lawsuit got pretty feisty in calling out Trump. He's a Reagan appointee, too. That last line...oof. theintercept.com/2025/09/30/r...

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Gary Potter and the Gary Hallows, Part Gary

Subtly downgrade a band Counting Cows

This is what's making me laugh tonight. youtu.be/yA5lujNlkn8

NSFW a Band Poon-Tang Clan or Cumbawumba

Post a female character you love.

The latest Bad Faith has some good discussion about being too online & how it plays into the hands of our feudal overlords. Ignore the headline about Taibbi. That was a small part of the ep & seemed kinda petty compared to the wide-ranging talk that followed. badfaith.libsyn.com/episode-510-...

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

Make a band singular: The Mormon Tabernacle Guy

This is what has cheered me up tonight. youtu.be/lLeCkSoS0oQ

A bill for Soviet-style travel restrictions, brought to you by red, white & blue Republicans. It wouldn't do to have you leaving the country once they've made it great again. Aren't they just so American that it stirs your heart? theintercept.com/2025/09/13/m...

Late bloomers

Ball boys are The Tethered from Us. theonion.com/atp-reveals-...

Literally, Charlie Kirk's last act was dodging a question about gun violence. (Warning: while there's nothing to blur out because this person was standing a little behind him, the moment it happens is still kinda disturbing.) youtube.com/shorts/lpfxQ...

The Onion almost parodying itself, by taking a pretty standard Onion article and completely derailing it halfway down the page. Do you know how weird you have to get to derail an Onion article? It's this. This is how weird. theonion.com/cyclist-frie...

GOP senator literally doesn't know what principles are. Some aide had to whisper in his ear, "Mr. Senator, principles are abstractions," only to get a puzzled look.

I refuse to give em dashes to the AI

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary. The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill but Came Down Gary

Allison's second issue Kickstarter has launched! www.kickstarter.com/projects/aar...

Worst. Tulpas. Ever. youtu.be/dijMKwZMU2Q

Tennis up a band: Game Set Matchbox 20

ME: if a dog gets loose you call a dogcatcher so if a cat gets loose you should call a catdogcher 911: umm okay

They say dress for the job you want, not the job you have, which is why I own 17 Batman costumes.

Increase a band: 10,001 Maniacs

This time Trump's gone too far.

Harlan Ellison wasn't having much luck with his story I Have a Mouth and I Don't Need to Scream, when two simple suggestions changed sci fi history forever.

Several iterations of drug use went into the making of this. youtu.be/mTiAC-dVn_E

Parks & Rec meets What We Do in the Shadows...drop what your doing and watch the pilot. youtu.be/c9PVCXwVsgY

Before weaving, people had to tie thousands of individual strings to their bodies

I didn't realize the "one, big, beautiful bill" was literally called that. Why does our incipient dictator have to be such a clown? It's like if the Weimar Republic was destroyed by Carrot Top. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Big...

Math teacher: (presents equation) okay, solve for X Roman kid: 10! It's always 10!

Trans people deserve to exist. Pass it the fuck on!

When all you have is a time machine, every problem looks like a young Hitler leaning out a tenth-storey window.

Show us your writing process in a GIF.

"I used to think revenge was a dish best served cold. But then I realized it meant getting back at somebody." RIP, Norm. You're still bringing me joy to this day. youtu.be/OStQ4Ohzync

So this is the famous red pill.

Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.

And what if he was also the next Dalai Lama? And a Green Lantern? And an 18th-level magic user?

To say that Stephen King has lost his edge...well, "understatement" is an understatement. youtu.be/dOyXdwXt8d4

An editor is a pilot fish that eats mistakes.

Without cheap imports, Americans are going to realize just how poor we've become. A lot of people are gonna go crazy. A LOT of people. But there's good and bad ways to go crazy.

I like how he elevates certain things to proper-noun status, as if he's posting from the 18th century. Moron Elected.

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