Presenting this as an achievement is... A strange choice, but you do you.

#Kyiv. The body of a 12-year-girl was found under the rubble after the massive Russian attack. She had her whole life ahead of her. Deepest condolences to her family. Russia must pay for its crimes.

Kyiv right now ‼️ Apartment building collapsed after a russian attack. People are under the rubble.

🙏🇺🇦 A person has just been pulled from the rubble in the Darnytsia district of Kyiv!

Slightly increase a band: Simon and Garfunkel and Oates

Let's dilute the bad news by some nature :) Jeseníky mountain range, CZ.

Where Ukraine goes after strategic military and logistics targets... Russia gies for terror.

Horrific day in Zaporizhzhia‼️ 12 people confirmed killed in russian attack by local authorities. 12!!! Many more injured. Bloody terrorists bastards.

Holy... this was unexpected. It's 3 in the morning, and being wrenched from sleep by the sound of ballistic missiles exploding nearby is my least favorite thing.

This is bonkers. One moment you are happily driving along, next moment a plane smashes into your truck... Glad to hear the driver suffered only minor injuries.

Slightly diminish a book The Retriever of Baskervilles

Just some random space balls. May the 4th be with you!

This is perfect. Also: USA-wide ketchup shortage ensues?

"Now, you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear, by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you." The Book of Mal, 6:5

Okay this is objectively funny, but is that guy on the right an actual guy on Fox?

ARTEMIS II: A Visual Masterpiece. A tribute to the mission, piecing together the best, highest resolution footage and mission photography with a custom 8-minute score. youtu.be/SGxz4LQfRpo?...

Dnipro is on fire! Residential buildings, garages, and cars are burning. Russia bombed the city in the middle of the night. Reports confirm 10 people injured and 1 person killed.

🤬 The Russians hit an apartment building in Sumy…

To be clear, I never had a relationship with Tarkin or his accomplice, Vader. My Holonet reply to Vader cannot be categorized as anything more than casual correspondence. My polite reply to his hologram doesn’t amount to anything more than a trivial note.

This is so well done. 👌

I don’t think people around the world realize how bad the attack on Lebanon was today. It’s BAD. Like 9/11 BAD. Hospitals are overflowing and do not have enough blood. We still don’t know what the death toll is. This is TERRORISM. Pure and Simple. April 8. Never forget.

💔 Al Jazeera Mubasher correspondent Mohammed Samir Washah has been killed in Gaza following an Israeli drone strike on his car. Over 262 journalists have been murdered (assasinated) by ‘Israel’ since the start of the genocide in Gaza. You murder journalists when your enemy is the truth.

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

Cartoonists are chronicling the madness of this moment in real time.

Massacre upon massacre in Beirut in the last hour. AUBMC announced a “code disaster.” Over 100 airstrikes in 10 minutes across the country. One hit right behind my house. Sirens ambulances & the smell of sulphur. The city is in total chaos the people in complete panic

So let me get this straight: After threatening genocide, Trump got Iran to agreee to... Basically the maximalist demands Iran had minus the direct reparations?

Absolute cinema watching that jar of Nutella escape contain behind the backs of the astronauts after packing other things away

On the evening of April 6, 1994, a plane carrying two presidents was shot down as it approached Kigali. Within hours, Rwanda entered a period of absolute chaos that would last about 100 days. The Rwandan genocide had begun: 🧵

I am super geeking out over these new Artemis photos. The “Earthrise” is crazy. Flat earthers are in shambles.

The world isn’t asking Russia to stop bombing children, it’s asking Ukraine to stop hitting oil refineries. Let that sink in. Where is the International Community? My article for LLB : londonlovesbusiness.com/russia-bruta...

A Russian strike on Kherson killed a mother right before her son’s eyes. Deepest condolences..

Cannot make this up :D A guy sporting a Crusader ink and a motto in Latin excludes Catholics... I guess higher likelihood of not white. In any case Pope Leo should slam him with Stolen Valor just for shits and giggles.

What a surprise...

🐋 Exceptionally rare footage of sperm whale giving birth in the wild Scientists have released footage of a spectacular event rarely witnessed by humans: a sperm whale giving birth while other females worked together to support the mother and her newborn

With the March 28 approaching, wondering if anyone already roleplayed Nac Mac Feegle in the No Kings protests :) "Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!" Fingers crossed!

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

Ruin a book by adding 'somehow' to the opening line. In a hole in the ground there somehow lived a hobbit.

Send in Lt. Goodbody. Maybe he can purchase the strait in exchange for some horse fodder futures.

Ladies and gentlemen, there is no reason for concern, everything is all right, the Strait of Hormuz is open for transit. There is just a little unforeseeable catch...

Seriously we live in a movie with an utter idiot plot...

USA! USA! USA!

If you ever struggled with an impostor syndrome...

So after launching a war to distract from Epstein Files now Epstein Files are going to be released to distract from the war?

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

🇬🇧🇺🇦 British actor Ian McKellen read a poem by Ukrainian veteran Artur Dron, “First to the Corinthians,” on the anniversary of the full-scale invasion.

🕯️🇺🇦 Enemy drone attacks White Angels evacuation unit in Kupyansk region: two police officers killed. Yulia was only 23 years old…