Why are so many employees at this movie theater wearing Trolls World Tour t-shirts Did they know I was coming

I had a dream last night that Dreamworks released a live-action Shrek remake and I saw some BTS footage of the guy playing Shrek in a mo-cap suit but I was too afraid to look at the finished mo-cap Shrek

I saw Kiss of the Spider Woman the other night and am now convinced that Bill Condon would absolutely body a film adaptation of Parade

It is really funny that Jimmy Kimmel Live showed more moral fortitude and adherence to a system of values than Columbia University

It's awfully telling that the Rotten Tomatoes score for Gabby's Dollhouse: The Movie is still unavailable

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Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

My mom just called Sabrina Carpenter "a beacon of light" and tbh she's so right

Republicans don't want this show at the Kennedy Center because they know if Tom Watson was alive today Trump would be a HUGE fan

Being deeply involved in the Taylor Swift fandom is like being a practicing Catholic

I hope to one day love something the way my mom loves the goat from Hoodwinked

And if I said praising a live-action remake for being identical to the original proves to me that you don't view animation as a legitimate medium?

ICE will be ramping up its activity in Philadelphia, Seattle, NYC, Chicago, and Northern Virginia. Stay the fuck out of Philly!!

Had a dream last night that Disney ordered a new season of Gravity Falls and everyone was excited except for me

I feel like there's a bittersweet but hopeful ending that could work, with Nani losing custody but keeping visitation rights and doing everything she possibly can to get to a point where she can get her sister back. Meanwhile Stitch stays with Lilo and she still has a friend.

I saw a lot of posts about how Coriolanus imagining Tigris resorting to sex work is a prime example of his innate evil and, having finally finished the book, that's probably one of the least evil things he does.

I still don't know what Exempt/Non-exempt means on a job application and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

I've been to so many used video game stores recently I've started dreaming about them

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Pope Francis actually died on Friday but rose from the dead on Sunday to politely ask JD Vance to form some sense of empathy, then died again

It's the time of year to listen to most of the West End cast recording for The Prince of Egypt but not watch the pro-shot

RFK thinks the Sia autism movie is a harrowing fly-on-the-wall documentary

This is the same perverse Nazi logic that led Hans Asperger to distinguish between Autism and Asperger's Syndrome: those children who would be killed and those who would be used. Don't get bogged down in arguments about ability or humanity. These are overtures to genocide.

Was anyone gonna tell me about this or was I just supposed to read it on Wikipedia myself while trying to find out why Charles Dickens is a character in the animated Jesus movie

I think with very minimal effort we could convince everyone on the right that the Zootopia abortion comic is canon and sanctioned by Disney itself

Rachel Zegler is shouldering the blame for the financial failure of the #SnowWhite remake. The social media war echoes the state of gender representation from the time of the original film's release. filmknife.wordpress.com/wp-admin/pos...

Rachel Zegler was mildly critical of a movie that's almost 90 years old and people spent 2 years trashing her for it, but the producer's son (not even the famous one) feels empowered to rant publicly for 3 paragraphs about her tweeting "free palestine"? The entitlement is astounding.

Netanyahu has not allowed any food, water, or fuel into Gaza in two weeks. Now he has resumed bombing, killing hundreds of people and breaking the ceasefire that had given Gaza a chance to live again. NO MORE MILITARY AID TO ISRAEL.

They barely marketed The Day the Earth Blew Up and now it's being removed from theaters after FIVE DAYS. Now one of their flagship properties just doesn't exist on their own service. Could they not handle the criticism after deleting Coyote vs Acme and they want us to forget the franchise exists?

Gotta lounge

Maybe I'm taking it too personally because Lilo & Stitch was the first movie I ever saw in theaters and I consider that something very special But I think that trailer slightly worsened my depression

I knew Rebecca Black had come out as queer and was making new music but I didn't realize her niche was horny lesbian trap music, which is the best possible outcome

When someone works for an administration that wants to gut Medicaid and effectively kill the disabled, calling them the r-word isn't the scathing bite you think it is

Two of those speeches were worse than the slap of '22

You just know Miley's gonna open her phone backstage to a long incoherent angry text from her dad

When I first read the list of nominees I thought the Elton John song Never Too Late from the 2019 Lion King was somehow being nominated in 2025

Big news for my mom specifically

This doesn't bode well for either of us

Batman looks awfully happy knowing there's a war on

A look at early reality TV, a beautiful tribute to a young man who changed the world, and a stirring call to arms. Give this video a watch.

As a fellow Hollins alum, I need to make one thing very clear. You're not cute or edgy when you do this. You're just embarrassing and neither the students or the administration are on your side. Hollins is not a fitting environment for stupid nazis. northpennnow.com/news/2025/ja...

Eggman keeps bitching at me for taking too long to get to the end of the stage where he's threatening to kill Amy and it's like dude if you want me to get there sooner why do I have to go through all these guard robots and gravity switches

Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over! Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

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Let's say Elon *did* mean that as a "Roman salute" and not a sieg heil. If he's so ignorant that he can't see what it resembles, then he has no place in politics and should crawl back into Daddy's mines.

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This is like thanking a gunman for shooting you in the leg instead of in the head

Rock DJ was written for Glee as an original song to be performed by Will Schuester but Glee didn't exist yet so they gave it to Robbie Williams instead

Booting up Sonic Adventure DX