I'm gonna waterfall my drink if anybody mentions Kyell Gold while I'm watching the Superbowl

Reaching a new level of petty as I start making a complaint to the advertising standards authority

Getting off the train platform this morning and ticket inspector held his hand out to me and I just shook it I'm not smart

Yeah I'll give guided meditation a go .... .... This guy's voice is annoying

Deciding the engagement is off now since they don't like vinegar on their chips

Discord makes me look like a worse person than I am

I REQUIRE A TUG

Redownloaded RuneScape 3.. 🤣 Them binning off MTX is a huge gamble and if it pays off - could mean other games might consider the same. Fuck yeah I'll support that. Death to Pay-To-Win

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

drink some water one of you reading this hasn't had any for the past 3 hours

Not sure how any of our right wing can continue to worship him after those comments. If they still do, then they might as well burn poppies.

Hope my partner doesn't mind me singing in Creole in the shower because I just realised that's what I was doing

Crying in the server room is the tech equivalent of the walk in freezer

Wow I just got this totally legitimate award, thank you everyone, I'm honoured, what a great way to celebrate #FursuitFriday. No I will NOT be answering any questions, thank you for your understanding 📸 @hazardfox.bsky.social

New Ren video dropped Reaction YouTubers are gonna eat well this weekend

Bus stops are too bright in the winter

One day I will meet someone who can also recite every single Lonely Island song from memory and we will have a friendship that will infuriate anybody else.

just got nutted in anyway back to work

Might just lose the fringe and go back to fluffy short hair

Hearing a Warrington accent at the golden globes is so jarring lmao

Just found out I've been pronouncing "Visage" wrong my entire fucking life

slightly diminish a game Dim Souls

People are paid to build servers, paid to moderate servers, even paid on commission to make custom emoji. Some of these people do this, because circumstance prevents them from finding other work. Discord is a buggy, unstable platform. Don't make it worse with AI.

Picking up the paper this morning, lady says "Is this for your mum or something?" No miss I just like to doomscroll the OG way

Haunted memory of the time my neighbour asked me if we got a dog and I said "No? What are you on about?" Not realising that the Amazon package I just picked up from the locker said "Puppy training pads" on it 🫠🥴

Yeah maybe today is not a news/social media day

Spotify DJ: "Here's a hidden gem for you" Plays Fisher

I sent this video to my friend and she got mad at me

I love maned wolves so much you don't understand

Happy boxing day

Worked the price out with my Uber and they're taking 45% commission. That's fucking insane

Whamaggeddon lost.

Deck the halls and lock him up. Written by Rikki Beadle-Blair Performed at Soho Theatre, Walhamstow for charity fundraiser "Comedians Do Carols."

white boy off one gay bar pour of vodka and cranberry juice bout to square up with mewtwo

The Files were a whole lot of nothing weren't they

After 3 years of interruptions (i.e. me getting too smoked and passing out or me getting fucked midway through), I have finally gotten to watch Muppets Christmas Carol again

HEED THE OMEN OF THE ROWLING CUBE.

Here it is! Hank Howell & Billy Buns are back in ⭐Bun Hunting 2.0: You Can (not) Be Baked⭐ 2D animation is the medium I love❤️Being able to craft it every day with people I trust & cherish is a true luxury!✨ To the team & everyone, thank you! Watch the film in the reply!

Ow

Time to get really vehemently drunk on someone else's tab

It's been years since a Christmas advert has broken me, oh my godddd The little tail wagging finished me off 😭

No, Trainline, I didn't want an AI assistant. I wanted your app to work.

Me choosing shags in the bar playing "Mr Brightside"

runescape hitting me with a gutpunch at midnight

Wanna wish Agatha Christie a very happy Gone Walkies day today