It would be very nice if whoever is smoking meth on this train would kindly not It smells vile

Hello BlueSky! Some of you may know that I am in the process of putting together a business plan for a queer gym and wellness centre in Manchester. To make sure I get this right I want to get some community input. So I’ve made a survey! Now I need to get it out there.

Just been reminded of how much I hate this song

There's something honestly special about watching the football in this country when it's absolutely torrential rain. Can't explain it really. Just proud our teams are able to perform in this.

On a call with my mum and I said something, her response was "Oh I forgot that you're clever" 🫡

You're in your 30s

Don't forget to follow up your sketchy far left anarchy chats with assposting so the boys at GCHQ get a show while they look into it

Wondering when the Spotify DJ will just start recommending mental health hotlines to me

Discussing diet at work and I mentioned fibre supplements "Why do you take fibre supplements" I'm gay, you do the maths

Drinking game idea where we sit around drinking gin and recounting our top 5 gincidents and if anyone has a matching story they have to cook up a new problem for the evening

I want to cage someone and make them peg me with a toy so that I get to feel what they're not allowed to >:3 If you do a good job, I might let you take a turn after I've been stretched by many inches of silicone

Let me tell you something for free An 11h work day after 5 hours total sleep is not very nice and you come home feeling like dog shit

Trainline now doing a same-day booking fee. Just in case you were worried travel wasn't expensive enough.

When the afters gets weird (Put me in your suit)

Feeling like my old self again Anyway eat me out

Think VERY VERY CAREFULLY

Maybe Yuri On Ice *isn't* the shout for something to watch on the train

Gentle reminder that social media IS being monitored and some of you need to think very very carefully about what you're going to post right now

me sitting on the couch today after an awful morning with no focus, feeling irritated over the sound of the fridge, the tv that isn't on, and the speaker that isn't playing any music.

FUCK ME

I've mastered the art of working out AND having a lazy day at the same time

I can't wait to join the green party tomorrow

I think every person who doomscrolls on tiktok on public transport with the volume on max, should be lobotomised

Did the exercise thing on a Saturday morning Go meee

What are you making Mrs C?

"Want a kebab after?"

It took 2 hours. I did the dishes and gooned. In that order

Running a backup for 30 minutes straight and dancing about in my office space because I literally have nothing to do but watch this piece of shit in case it explodes

Fuck me can these guys learn to use an iron

Shock and horror as I begin to spend my breaks playing piano instead of gooning

reposting this old meme i made for twitter. for no particular reason

A friend of mine was killed when I was growing up because someone was on their phone while driving. 16 years old. He never got to experience so many things. If you do this - never, EVER fucking speak to me.

"Oh it smells like Mcat in here" Not exactly the smartest thing to say around coworkers

What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.

A workmate has started saying "Good booooooyyyyyy" to me and it's making me sweat

It's finally here. A masterwork in blending two eras of the same art. A golden example of what electronic music can be and a presentation that modern classical isn't dead yet. Two genres so different, but so alike. Well done, Einaudi and Einaudi. open.spotify.com/album/31TLNz...

Those friends you can be a complete mess with: Their alignment is Chaotic Mutual

Sometimes I write a word and then refuse to believe that it's a) a word b) spelled that way c) English And at some point I gaslit myself into thinking behaviour wasn't an English word and didn't use it for 2 weeks until I heard someone else say it. I just did this again but with "Catwalk"

normal runescape music

the flags are up near mine and they're fucking upside down

Special shout out to google maps for putting the Welsh names for their national parks before the English.

Oh gosh lying in bed hearing distant festival music is a real nuisance 🫠

The Alien franchise is at its best when it's basically a story about OSHA violations in space

Px had a fucking BANGER set at Core Element. Half-gutted I'm not in Berlin for this one 😭

Just let someone with one item cut in front of me in the shop

It went WELL Next review on wednesday and then if that all goes accordingly I'll be paired with more senior people for a good 8 months before I get my promotion 😀

Good Meowning, this kitty drone wishes to rub their paws on you~ 📸: @tehkey.bsky.social, edited by me Paws: @furrjoi.com Hood: @feturax.bsky.social #Drone #RubberFur #Latex #Silicone

15 movies to watch with Dog Forrest Gump A Few Good Men Everything Everywhere All At Once Armageddon (ANY) Lord of The Rings Jumanji 2001: A Space Odyssey Scream 12 Angry Men Interstellar Pride Straight Outta Compton Hot Fuzz Grand Budapest Hotel Apocalypse Now