Spotted in the furry house

The Android Share Experience

Don't forget that living your life freely today is a direct affront to her and what she stood for in her support for Section 28. A legislation that stopped councils from funding HIV/AIDS prevention programme in the middle of the Crisis. Your existence insulted her anyway, so enjoy bluesky today

The current heatwave is due to the bowels of hell opening up and a demonic tentacle reaching up to drag the Real Life Palpatine, all the way down to the 7th circle. Relax and have an incredibly fruity cider today

Erling Haaland becoming the world's most shaggable man in seconds

Redbull jail

I think I spent about 6 hours yesterday playing Surviving Mars and my little brain is saturated

Manly screaming in someone else's house because I saw a spider in their bathroom

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Feels a bit grim sat alone in a pub on a Saturday to be honest

Reviving this one

I've been sat on this one for ages

Can't believe they'd call it Blackpool Pleasure Beach and have the audacity to throw me out for pulling myself off in the mirror maze

i'm a dog of many tastes

I've spent a month eating absolutely shit and barely exercising how have I not gained any weight

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how i feel when i'm listing my strengths in an interview

Microsoft: "Good news you had autosave turned off so we turned it back on for you" PowerPoint loads up yesterday's version and autosaved over today's.

Five years ago, I made a meme I'm still mighty chuffed with.

how the fuck am I meant to even begin to describe the last week when I go back to work tomorrow?

how it feels when you didn't get early arrival

"how to find me at Confuzzled" I'll probably just be doing this

half of manchester right now

I wonder how much cocaine Sam Coates has taken this week

God I wanna rip it off so bad

Every marginalised person waking up in the UK today

Watching crufts vs watching a live politics blog on voting day

Well it looks like Lady Gaga and Doechii have just dropped the biggest Pride Banger since Rain On Me

Serotonin injection this morning in the form of The Aviary by Galantis

This is beyond batshit and harmful This is not only a non-competitive, mixed sex, social event. It's also the sort of things families and friends do together. Presume you're a single father doing this with your daughter every weekend? What if this is what you do with your partner? Ridiculous.

Sometimes I wish I had a job worth talking to people about It's maddening sometimes that this thing I spend most of my waking life doing is completely meaningless to almost everybody.

Panic over, it was just sunlight, warm weather and a cold beer that I needed, not therapy

new meme that specifically caters to me dropped

Finally getting around to playing Pathologic and this game fucked with me within the first few minutes of play. I spent 5 minutes savescumming a fight within the first few seconds of leaving the starting house and when I finally did it - I found out it was a pointless fight 🫠 FUCK ME

wetdogwetdogwetdogwetdogwetdogwetdogwetdogwetdogwetdog

thinking of trying to find that pride month -> demon shirt to wear to a concert tonight bc the main singer is a bit... not normal

This morning I have discovered the vibecoding subreddit and-

That sucks

Caffeine isn't enough today I need amphetamine and a menthol cigarette

Great news boss, this Mandelson stuff isn’t cutting through on the doorstep because they already think you’re a cunt

Axel for Phosphorite!

I hope they lose their exclusive rights to F1. A man has died and they paraded someone else's name in the same headline. At least now they've removed the self-plug in the subheading. This sport is dangerous. Deaths are not gossip pieces.

Kinda tired of this now 🫩

Saturday night and I'm already in bed What a treat