how it feels when you didn't get early arrival

"how to find me at Confuzzled" I'll probably just be doing this

half of manchester right now

I wonder how much cocaine Sam Coates has taken this week

God I wanna rip it off so bad

Every marginalised person waking up in the UK today

Watching crufts vs watching a live politics blog on voting day

Well it looks like Lady Gaga and Doechii have just dropped the biggest Pride Banger since Rain On Me

Serotonin injection this morning in the form of The Aviary by Galantis

This is beyond batshit and harmful This is not only a non-competitive, mixed sex, social event. It's also the sort of things families and friends do together. Presume you're a single father doing this with your daughter every weekend? What if this is what you do with your partner? Ridiculous.

Sometimes I wish I had a job worth talking to people about It's maddening sometimes that this thing I spend most of my waking life doing is completely meaningless to almost everybody.

Panic over, it was just sunlight, warm weather and a cold beer that I needed, not therapy

new meme that specifically caters to me dropped

Finally getting around to playing Pathologic and this game fucked with me within the first few minutes of play. I spent 5 minutes savescumming a fight within the first few seconds of leaving the starting house and when I finally did it - I found out it was a pointless fight 🫠 FUCK ME

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thinking of trying to find that pride month -> demon shirt to wear to a concert tonight bc the main singer is a bit... not normal

This morning I have discovered the vibecoding subreddit and-

That sucks

Caffeine isn't enough today I need amphetamine and a menthol cigarette

Great news boss, this Mandelson stuff isn’t cutting through on the doorstep because they already think you’re a cunt

Axel for Phosphorite!

I hope they lose their exclusive rights to F1. A man has died and they paraded someone else's name in the same headline. At least now they've removed the self-plug in the subheading. This sport is dangerous. Deaths are not gossip pieces.

Kinda tired of this now 🫩

Saturday night and I'm already in bed What a treat

dogdhgy wekendend dogy wendkend doggy weekdn DOGGY WEEKEND WHO'S GOIN WHO WANTS TO BARK AT ME AND BE WEIRD AND STUFFFFF

A small Yorkshire town made a post about kicking people out of their pub and I'm obsessed. I'm taking a trip.

I was talking about a cool project at work I wanted to take on. The person I was speaking to about it went to tell my team lead so it can be assigned to me. But my team lead then assigned it to his mate instead. :C ok fuck me for actually being interested in work I'll try not do that again

I tend to sleep much better when I'm not loredeumping about RuneScape in a porn chat at 11:30pm

New vocal stim unlocked

I've been working really hard so it's time to ruin all of that with a kebab

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

Do I watch an 11 hour video on exactly how computers work or do I do something actually productive

It's not even like it's something I've ever really cared for one way or another. I don't like restrictions on consenting adults' personal freedoms in their own spaces. That's a pretty fash thing to do if you think about it that way.

Self care sometimes means skipping the gym to enjoy beers on a late shift.

Sorry guys the UK government said no twinks allowed :(

What if I spend my bonus money before I get it 😇

🌹LAB more like 🥀lab

Take me back to 2010 when I could enjoy 3Oh!3 without finding the lyrics a tad problematic

To try and kick my energy drink habit I have been tossing a coin each morning to let chance choose between monster and coffee. (I would choose monster every time) It has landed on heads every time. Chance is failing me.

There's this influential first person game from the mid-2000s that's a short but very tight experience, isn't gun focused, has unique gameplay mechanics, is all about platforming, only received one massively expanded sequel, and has an ending theme song called "Still Alive." No wait, there's two.

Thinking about kissing boys..

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

I think the last month has been incredibly developmental for me. I've had amazing times with my amazing partner and amazing friends. I've been worrying about a crash, when the good times stop and I'm left feeling terrible. It hasn't happened. When the good times have stopped, I've been content.

Not to say I'm better than Jesus but I've had a 3day comedown before and I didn't make a big deal over it

This bathbomb makes it look like I'm bathing in some horrendously acrid piss