Man's about to get 99 cooking in the pub

My biggest fear is seeing a video posted from a CCTV room of me falling over in a public space and hearing the security guard laughing

I suppose one benefit of being riddled with disturbed sleep is getting to see the people I follow from the US sharing their relief and hope.

Woke up today to the news

You could add swing to any drum and bass song and tell me it's Dimension and I'll believe you

Confuzzled paid for No little treats for Seb

This is the best fucking broth I've ever made

If anyone ever asks me what Warrington is like I'm just gonna send them this. Wet brain is a perfect term

Rest well mate We're all hugging each other tighter tonight

£20 for a 2 mile journey Are you off your fucking tits??

"it's not Christmas until after Halloween" fuckers waking up today like

This is Canon now

Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!

I got ID'd for a 4 pack of 1664

I'll never forgive the way they automated the Toilet Bossman

Been scouring my gallery for pictures together, and I only found one because he was always the one behind the camera. Thank you for making life brighter with your cheeky grin and upbeat chatter. Sorry I nearly booted your drone cam last week. You were amazing, I'll hold your memory tight forever

The best bit of deglazing with red wine is Finishing the red wine after

a week from now I'm gonna go clean shaven and not touch it for the entirety of november I've not been clean shaven in 6 years

Nothing makes me feel safer than when my local train station platform is covered in bloodstains 🫠 Again 🫠🫠

Is Deaf Pup Culture real? Yes. But finding community is hard. I worry it could disappear. I'm creating content to build a bridge for disabled pups and keep our culture alive. Your shares help! 🐺🤟 #pups #pupplay #deaf #deaffurry #asl #pupplaycommunity #disability

Cold turkey on energy drinks is wild because it's been 5 days and I am having a very tough time even keeping my eyes open

Of all the things that really didn't need an AI assistant My smartlight controller app really didn't

Aaaaand it's a wrap I'm officially retired from working at events. Holy shit, these 6 years have been unreal. Met and made thousands of people happy so.. Jobs a goodun! Time to sit back and enjoy everything I've contributed to. Happy DW25. Can't wait to see everyone next year

Wes Anderson

When the top's hitting from behind and asks to squeeze your spot for you

Horrendous shout getting a vaccine that I'm allergic to 2 days before a con

🩶🏳️‍🌈🧡 ATL Pride 2025

DJ play the new AJR album ONE MORE TIME

How it feels when the PrEP goes down sideways

*Watching delivery crews at the office bringing in 20 crates of coffee beans* That's a lot of beans.

Chester feels like a city that has cemented its identity through history - and is a remarkable example of how a place can grow while still preserving the past. Standing on a wall that has existed for nearly 2000 years and drinking in pubs 500 years old felt like a very fun treat

REST IN PISS IAN WATKIIIIIIIIIINS 🥂

The MechEng in me laughed very very hard and loud after the buffer bar in my brain finished loading

I AM NOT BEING VERY NORMAL ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW

My commute home is so fucked up that after finishing work almost 4, hours ago I am *still* not home.

Stolen from an Animorphs Facebook group.

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

Cooked

I've found out why people like cooking so much The cheeky glass of wine (or two) really makes it a whole experience

That's awesome my record is just the one

Just got out the gym Get under my balls

Getting a scam alert from my bank while paying Council Tax Teehee

Cunk on Life moments that have had me crying "Why are we here?" "You mean why are we as humans here?" "No, why are we here? It took me 90 minutes to get here on the piccadilly line" *Gesturing to a painting of The Triumph of Death* ".....WHAT THE FUCK is this?" "Nietzsche can fuck off"

I'm really really liking this guy North Manc fella too :) youtu.be/ft6K0T6wHUU

Partner and I are playing BG3 and this game is answering questions we're all asking