If Super Smash Bros & the internet are canon to the Deltarune universe, does that mean other game franchises are canon as well? Is TF2 canon? Do Gmod machinimas exist in Deltarune? Does Deltarune have their own version of The Gmod Idiot Box? @tobyfox.undertale.com please return my calls.

So often in life horrible things happen and there's nothing we can do about them. But this one, there is. If you're still on Twitter, leave. If you know people who are still on Twitter, convince them to quit because it's not worth the moral injury

King fucking gets it

My bad y'all

“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold “oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile

193. the boys understand

I get some of y'all are puppy pilled, but can you please stop trying to drink out the toilet? Please and thank you. ❤️

“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”

Can someone make it culturally legible that a top Republican voice in the country thinks it’s very fun that he runs a non-consensual porn bot platform? Are most republicans just unaware of this?

It's times like these that I'm glad I jumped ship. Twitter is a cesspool that continues to get worse as time goes on. The fact more people haven't made the move to a different platform already is bewildering. The modern Internet sucks.

The above Grok post was written in a response to a prompt *directing* Grok to write an apology and is NOT an official statement. It’s part of a longer thread here: x.com/cholent_like... [The image is no longer in the thread. The account that requested it has been suspended.] Part of the thread:

guys i'd love to switch to bluesky but at the nazi bar with the pedophile AI my posts get a bigger number next to the little picture of a heart

I fucking hate the fact that most fast food places don't have physical menus anymore. How am I supposed to know how much the munchkins at Dunkin cost when half the menu is nothing but advertising? Why do I need to ask the cashier how much they are instead of y'all just writing the price down? Wtf

If you start playing Iron Lung by King Gizzard at exactly 11:56:15, the new year will sync with the guitar solo.

I will never understand why they replaced community submitted subtitles for this nonsense Real human people were happy and willing to make subtitles in a variety of languages for free, and the creator had full control of what submissions were used And they GOT RID OF IT

Merry Christmas, bitches.

how it feels to show someone your oc

I feel pretty good today

I don't care HOW many free games you give me, I'm NOT using the Epic Games Store launcher.

Over 15 years later and this Robin Williams joke still gets me.

Jim Ward, the voice of Doug Dimmadome, Chet Ubetcha, Captain Qwark and more, has sadly passed away at the age of 66, his radio colleague Stephanie Miller confirms.

"Hello, noncon fetish artist. I'd like to commission some *vanilla* art."

Took forever, but I finally got my King Gizzard book. Jason Galea's art looks amazing in this

Took forever, but I finally got my King Gizzard book. Jason Galea's art looks amazing in this

134. 🏋️

I'll never forgive Pepsi for calling Pepsi Max "Pepsi Zero Sugar" in the states. YALL HAD A KICKASS NAME. WHY WOULD YOU CORPORATFY IT??????

no one's posted Peter Griffin Family Guy SOPHIE Immaterial on here so

Over 15 years later and this Robin Williams joke still gets me.

Sup

MGS dialog: Snake: "The McRib sandwich is back." Raiden: "The McRib?" Snake: "Yes. And it comes with fries." Raiden: "Fries?" Snake: "Made from potatoes that have been processed into small strands." Raiden: "Potatoes?" Snake: "...Raiden, are you fucking with me right now?" Raiden: "Fucking?"

I browsed a website without an adblocker for the first time in forever and it made me realize something. Porn banner ads have gone downhill. All the "hot singles in your area" scams are replaced with ai chatbot ads. How did we regress from "go out and get laid" to "stay inside and goon to skynet"?

Guy who only drinks Red 40: "Damn, this has some Red 40 vibes."

Last night, I finally got around to repairing my PlayStation 3D Display. To say this repair was stressful is underselling it. The pic on the left shows how tiny this chip is. Pic on the right is the aftermath. I wanna find the prick who invented surface mount components and shake them like a baby.

played half life 2 and let my chat write in-game commands live

Why did we, as a society, normalize eating ass *before* normalizing bidets?

Archaeologists will debate the significance of this artifact thousands of years from today

Guy who listens to nothing but King Gizzard: "Man, this has some real King Gizzard vibes."

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

There are 3 constants in life: Children are dumb. Adults are dumber. No one is dumber than Shayy. The moral of the story is that pedophiles deserve the death penalty.

My own experiences with Shayy. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

If anyone here is still using TT for whatever reason, just use this website instead. www.irs.gov/filing/irs-f...

Rebecca was one of the founders of Interplay and programmed & designed for some of the most influential games of my youth, notably Bard's Tale I & III and Wasteland. She will be missed.

Jones Berry Lemonade soda let's me fulfill my dream of chugging Windex