Geez, this doesn’t look good, does it? 🫣

#FPL GW24 🔒 📈2.3m 🏦£0.2m ♻️ None (1 FT) Can’t believe I’m benching Wilson again. Other candidates are Thiago or possibly Rice. But I’m backing the Man U revival for now. Which is why Bruno has the 🧢 over the 🤖 If Ekitiké keeps failing to deliver he could make way for a 3-5-2 set-up. Good luck! 🤞

#FPL This week’s dilemmas: Guéhi or Mukiele? Thiago or Wilson?

#FPL GW23 Review. Erm… Got the 🧢 right. Got the bench about as wrong as possible. I think 27 is the most I’ve ever had on a non-deliberate bench. Stings. Safety score was 44, so pre-hit was a minor ⬆️, post hit a minor ⬇️ I’ve been floored with the cold all week. Felt meh. Just like this GW.

Don't understand how this song wasn't a global #1 Good morning! 🕺 open.spotify.com/track/0ptjIq...

Aaaaargh!!! Feckin' ScotRail. Feckin' voice recognition. Hey, headphones. The train announcement saying "The next stop is..." is NOT THE SAME AS me saying "Next song." Please stop listening to the train announcement and skipping my songs!!! 😡😡😡

Holy forking shirtballs the Patriots did it! Super Bowl here we come!!!

Drake. Forking. Maye. Love this kid.

Holy forking shirt balls they missed the field goal!

even the snow is against us. #Patriots

Last one of these. Been in the fridge for ages! (Years) BBE 2030, and OK, I could have saved it another few years, but you know when you're in the mood for something specific...? One of the best whisky aged beers ever, IMHO. The perfect balance of crisp ale and rye spice. #BskyBeer

And the Americans say we Brits (Scots in this case) can't do good food. Silly Americans. #BurnsNight

Snap.

#FPL GW23 not 🔒👀 📈2.3m 🏦£0.2m ♻️ Foden➡️Bruno Rúben➡️Guéhi Xhaka➡️Semenyo (-4) Team set-up for weeks, barring injury. 4th hit of the season, but decided to attack this GW. So much so I've now got a real benching headache! No Chelsea, but can't have everything. No idea who to bench / 🧢. Good luck! 🤞

Can I bench Sir Harold of Wilson at home to a team in poor form, in favour of Bruno away to the league’s tightest defence? Suspect my bench will change 100 times before deadline. And don’t even start me on 🧢. #FPL

So it may be the Traitors marathon and the copious amounts of booze (the impy stout has been followed by bourbon), but I've just done a -4 for: Rúben ➡️ Guéhi Xhaka ➡️ Semenyo And stuck the 🧢 on Semenyo. Attack attack attack. cc @grumpymandj.bsky.social #FPL

Oh my days. 😍 #BskyBeer

Proud to be the 1,464th backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for Munchkin Second Edition! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/s...

Gakpo essential.

Clever goal from Dominik Szoboszlai there.

I have to admit, the World’s First Global Protection Racket is quite impressive. Almost prize worthy.

📅 On This Day, 2022. Dennis gets an infamous red card in the first match of a double gameweek, 1.2 Million managers triple captain him. 💀

#FPL GW22 Review Minor green arrow. Another weird week in a season of them. 28 from 4 in DEF, 16 from 7 in ATT. I knew Rice was a good pick though, for his 3 pts high. Biggest disappointment is having the confidence to (rightly) bet against Haaland 🧢, but not get any gains. Onto the next.

Who is going to tell Patrick that 90+% of his “likes and shares” on the bad platforms are bots, and not human engagement?

Brahim Diaz just took the worst penalty I’ve ever seen.

My resolve on this lasted about 4 hours. And then I saw the likely price changes. So: Foden ♻️ Bruno Yes yes, fixtures, info, blah blah. This transfer is not just for next week Crucially, protecting my TV now means I have a chance of getting Semenyo in, in a couple of weeks. That’s important #FPL

Worth stepping back and remembering that for all his talk of "saving humanity" and "making us an interplanetary species," the only thing Elon Musk ever really *does* is pursue further unfathomable amounts of money, something he already has in unprecedented quantities. A hollow dullard.

Evening dessert / finisher. One of the best Vault City have done, IMHO. Sadly, the last one in the fridge! #BskyBeer #BeerSky

Christening my new Northern Monk glass, with a can of 'Even More Faith', a cracking DIPA. #BskyBeer #BeerSky

Re-up from Northern Monk. Some new ones for me in here, very excited to try them. 🍻 #BskyBeer #BeerSky

Definitely held onto Foden too long. So I’m keeping him for Wolves, obviously.

“Let’s face the music, and Bamf!” #NightcrawlerASong

Tell me we should trust AI to give us the facts. Tell me it's a future we can put our faith in. Come at me. I'm right here, waiting.

#FPL GW22 🔒 📈 2.5m 🏦 £3m ♻️ None (1 FT) 🧢 Ekitiké Have been locked since last deadline. Very proud of myself for not knee-jerking Rúben out to save minor TV loss. Valuing this weekend's info over £0.1m. Though it does mean Tarko Vs Villa. Hoping to continue the recent 🟩⬆️ run. 🤞 Good luck all!

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jan 16th 2026 (Tricky), in 03:24 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jan 15th 2026 (Tricky), in 01:33 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩

This tastes like chocolate-dipped strawberries. If you like chocolate dipped strawberries, you will love this. #BskyBeer

This. This is what happens when you have no position / principles / morals beyond “power.”

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jan 14th 2026 (Tricky), in 03:03 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩

A reminder that bringing shitty posts over from That Fascist Site to be performatively angry about them here is a choice you don't have to make! You can just leave them there! There is so much else to be legitimately angry about! You will not lack for content!

And again. #BskyBeer #BeerSky

Live WGTA tonight 🚨 Join @fplpricey.bsky.social & me as we hit an eye of the storm between the mad of festive fixtures and, next, #fpl chip season 🌀 We'll look at the upcoming schedule in detail, plus midfield switches - Cunha to Palmer? Rogers? Plus the usuals! Live ~8:45: see you there, Bluesky! 💜

Politics is easy when you don’t have a single, solitary principle beyond your own personal grift.

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jan 12th 2026 (Easy), in 02:46 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩

I know its a long shot but to rub salt into the wounds of yesterday my youngest left his scarf somewhere at the match yesterday. Got a load of badges on from this seasons Home games. Hes gutted. Any reposts appreciated in the hope it might be recovered.

We really are voluntarily enabling the ‘Incel Hellscape’ timeline, aren’t we? It’s 2026, and somehow “teaching young men to be (a) respectful of women, and (b) in touch with their emotions” still seems to be beyond our capabilities.

If / when there’s an influx of right-wing agitators (or generally awful people) from the bad place, remember the golden rule: Block. Block block block block block. DO NOT ENGAGE. Do not encourage or enable BlueSky to become remotely like the bad place. BLOCK, and move on.

#FPL GW21 result GW exceeded expectations! As anticipated needed Mukiele & Xhaka from the bench- got 1 more point than expected. Thiago and Wilson continue to be gifts, 🤞 that continues. Arsenal’s CS was VERY welcome. Tarko is a DefCon beast. Haaland 🧢 was 😴 but got the job done. 🤞 for more ✅⬆️.

Traitors deserves a 'traitorous' beer. Small can, big flavour! Emperor's Brewery barrel-aged 'Executor', a 14.2% coffee and coconut imperial stout aged in Willet Rye barrels. Very boozy, a nice balance between the coffee & coconut adjuncts. Just the thing to get me through the next ep! #BeerSky