I think one of the quickest indicators to if I'm going to get along with someone or not is whether I see them saying "Thank You" to their servers at a restaurant.

hell yeah

The only good thing about Tiktok potentially being banned is I'll no longer have to have podcast clips from every D-list celebrity and influencer shoved in my face.

Back from Japan visiting my wonderful partner. Gotta plan going back already 😌

Time for the yearly parmesan cheese cutting party

It's that time again, my friends. The Game Awards. Take a shot tonight every time you spot someone wearing a suit jacket (suit jacket, not sport coat) with jeans and a t-shirt.

No way in hell Juan Soto is worth $765m lol

This website rules

I've kept up with none of the discourse so I have no idea what people are saying online l, but Dragon Ball Daima is a VERY fun lighthearted show. The fight choreography in particular is amazing. Everything feels very weighty and purposeful. Super stark contrast to Super and Z

Coping with the fact that the opening theme from DanDaDan will eventually change.

wizard wednesday! Robert Adams #1980 rb.gy/ce4g1

Quite the mixture of top artists this year!

Korea Expert here. I’ll explain what’s going on over there because the Orient can be confusing to Westerners. In Korea, there is a concept known as “the law.” (법) This is a set of rules which are enforced to encourage prosocial behavior and ensure stability which leaders aren’t allowed to break.

"This time will be different" I say in the checkout line purchasing another Fiddle Leaf Fig fully knowing that no, it will not be different.

Had to get a new phone for visiting my partner in Japan later in December. SHEEESH these cameras are insane now! I was 3 gens behind 😭

Is it controversial to say I cannot stand the way "Creamy" keyboards sound?

I'm watching One Piece for the first time. I've long REFUSED to watch this anime because of the length but using One Pace makes it more manageable. I'll put my thoughts here 🧵

it’s actually quite simple to avoid misgendering people. just call everyone big dog

MUSTAAAAARD

Living with a bird means that sometimes he just wants to shove his face into my earlobe while I work

Ah, early the Twitter vibes. When people would try to gather as many followers as they could by following then unfollowing over and over.

Japanese is such a goofy ass language sometimes. I had a session with my tutor today and was trying to explain that I had been in a Golf Tournament over the weekend. Not knowing the word for Tournament, I just said "Tonamento". Turns out, that's ACTUALLY the word for Tournament 😭

Hey Bluesky 👋 I'm Ted. Currently CM for basketball game Gym Class VR. Previously, I was CM for Rocket League, and before that a CM at Xbox. Talk to me about men's clothing, Pro wrestling, golf, and MtG. 日本ごわはなしますか べんきょうしましょう！

let's talk about how assless chaps should fit 🧵

If there is anything we can take from this fight it's that pro wrestling is infinitely more entertaining than boxing

Every Jake Paul fight has been boring. He's not a serious boxer.

Whenever I don't use this app and come back after a few days

Being educated in audio production means giving yourself cursed knowledge. My tolerance for poor audio in a discord chat is on the floor

Dawg, I can't. They're legit just funnier than me and I have to live with that

One of my Junior Community Developers sends me a LeBron James fancam every time he completes some work. I fucking love GenZ lmao

🎶Chessnaurs roating on an open fyeeeeee🎶

Okay I bought it

Sometimes I think about buying Balatro but worry about the person I'll become as a result

Entering my "opening up mtg card packs on twitch" era

Every WWE poster in 2024

Now I can both golf AND be a big fuckin weeb

I have to know, are any of you actually crazy people and read the massive article that people include as a preamble to giving you the recipe you went to the website for in the first place?

DANDADAN

Okay so which of y'all new pals play MTG Commander? 👀 I'd like to get more casual games industry games going through SpellTable or Untap.in 💃

Holy moly y'all just came out of nowhere the last two days. Will take some time today to deliver follow backs for industry folk! 🤝

Welp, since BlueSky has video now, I'll post my most well known edit. That's right, we're gonna cheat.

Yakitori, big Sapporos, and @tedgabbard.bsky.social telling me to get my ass back on Bluesky last night.

Thank god a new social media platform exists so I can run my daily Badman check-ins

Lots of new folks on the timeline! Lemme see your tattoos game dev fam. I'll share some of mine

Eating lean right now. Breakfast is 2 slices of sourdough 4 of the naughty ones Smoked salmon And not pictured my greek yogurt 😤

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

Hey @ozone.birb.house, would you mind giving me the Game Dev Label when you have time?? Thank you 😊