#IAmReallyGoodAtZelda #TotK

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

My 2025 with Nintendo. I got a Steam Deck at the end of January, a Playdate in March, and a Switch 2 in October. You can clearly see that in the chart.

in 2016 i made an edit of a dilbert comic and scott adams got so mad he blocked me and then blogged about it

In high school (1996), I did my final project on censorship in comics. I couldn't find enough on comic books, so I reached out to daily strip artists asking if they even were censored. Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert, replied, "That sounds like homework." Godspeed, you fucking prick.

I made some stickers. How many do you want?

Parts of me that hurt: Back, lower left Right elbow Left thumb Both knees Heart, cauze you never call

Kart World, Tears, Prime Remastered: which one will I hate the least? I grew tired of MK8 because it was the same shit as the past 7, but I played the hell out of those past 7. I put 250 hours into Breath, but it was annoying enough to vow to never return. I really hate scanning everything.

Musicians, what's the bigger honor: interviewed by Terry Gross on NPR's Fresh Air, or featured in a Weird Al polka medley?

Fuck this fucking pig. I don't need your help.

I think Country Returns is harder than Tropical Freeze. Discuss.

MERRY FUCKMAS! #Maakies #TonyMillionaire

The gang's all here on my Switch 2. Been together since 2007.

I'd ask y'all to vote for my songs, but I don't think any of the games I worked on have been released yet.

This year, I got a Steam Deck in Jan, a Playdate in Mar, and a Switch2 in Oct. I also hacked my 3DS in Sept and put Gameboy on my Playdate in Aug. I can't pick a "best console," they are all my children and I love them all.

My game OTY is Blippo+. Not really a game and not much for gameplay, but I watched every second of it each week. I think the last time I was this excited for Thursdays was for The Simpsons' first season.

Trying to record some bass tracks but my finger tips are completely numb and I'm too cheap to turn the heat on.

Sloppy, but I'll take it.

"I blame the Pro Controller's d-pad." I forgot I had this. Now I have nothing to blame but TV input lag!

Sweet Jesus, this took me all day. I blame the Pro Controller's d-pad. I also missed the extra lives code. Now let's see if I remember how to do the Turbo Tunnels...

I have several joke email addresses, things you might type in frustration. Lately, someone has been using one of them to order cosmetics. I have their physical address and phone number on the receipt. I can't think of anything funny to do with this information.

Medium Sub Plain White Sub Roll **NO SESAME SEEDS** Toasted Roll Ham No Cheese Do Not Cut

Got a new guitar pedal.

nobody wants your fucking ai

Most of my time on the Switch2 so far has been playing Switch1 games. And I plan on picking up DKCR HD and Prime Remastered in January and also Rhythm Heaven upon release. Only looking forward to Prime 4. Feels like a loss. Anyone have thoughts if Kart World is worth it?

I made 120 sandwiches this morning. I regret every decision and event that has led my life to this point.

I don't eat where I work, but I had a coupon so I decided to taste the wares. Our sandwiches are bland and awful. How do we make $500,000/year when every corner pizza shop outshines us? In other news, I also don't understand the appeal of Taylor Swift.

My favorite customer is still alive, two days in a row!

My favorite customer is still alive.

Picked up Galaxy 1 + 2 today ...

team-realm.itch.io/elmer I did the music for this, and now you can play it on your #Playdate! Check it the fuck out! #ELmER #TeamREALM #chiptunes #IMadeThis #BeepBoopMusic

I like making music for this guy. #ELmER #Playdate #BeepBoopMusic

I put around 6 hours into it. Is that enough time to say Donkey Kong Bananza is boring? To be fair, I didn't like Odyssey that much. I'm not a sandbox fan, I much prefer Galaxy. So why did I think DK was going to be for me? Looks like it's going for $50 on eBay...

Thank you, Panic. #Blippo+ #Playdate

So Steam has a sale every season? Oh.

So if Bobby is 21 in the new KotH season, where was he when Hank and Peggy were in Saudi Arabia?

I was gifted a Switch 2 and am in the process of transferring everything off my S1. I don't have a memory card yet, so to make sure I have enough room, I'm deleting some of my lesser loved games. And it's cathartic: "Oo fuck that game, I wasted 2 bucks on it, die you piece of shit die die die!"

I don't understand the point of putting sandwich toppings on the side. Like, you're going to put those pickles on the thing later, why not let me do it while I'm making it? You're splitting the sandwich with someone who doesn't like peppers? Great, I'll put them on only one half.

OPEN LETTER: to Conservatives who are compiling databases of people who don’t express sadness at Kirk’s death, in order to call their employers & get them fired. I realize they truly feel self-righteous about this. But on sheer statistics, alone, they are completely fucking delusional. THREAD:👇🧵

Turns out the music I've made for Playdate is mixed wrong; it's much quieter on the device than on my laptop. I have downloaded a "game" I can add my music to and then sideload to test, but it looks cumbersome and I have to learn some code and Idontwannadoit but I have to. That is today's project.

1. I will buy a physical copy of Galaxy 1+2 with the money I get from selling 3D All-Stars, which I only got for Galaxy. I really hate 64 (almost all of the games on N64 make me feel uneasy, like watching someone else's low-poly nightmare) and Sunshine never did anything for me.

I caved. I got the mug. It was $30 after shipping. #Blippo+

There's some new songs on my Playdate portfolio. The main theme, "Thinky 4," from an Untitled Survival Puzzle Horror Game by Jaime Martinez, and two noise-heavy tracks from Team Realm's surreal ELmER. fatherbingo.bandcamp.com/album/playda...

I have never played a Pokemon game. @marcelynthehuman.bsky.social said I should start with Crystal, and that I'd probably hate it. I'll keep you updated.

and now I have 5 consoles that can play retro games that I will never play.

In this thread: Playdate stuff I want, but won't buy because I will never use it. #1. This cute li'l pin. Where would I wear it? I do have a laptop bag that has a ton of pins on it, and this would be at home there, but I'm not spending $20 for another pin on my bag. Maybe I could wear it on a hat?