I checked out on Canadaland almost a decade ago but holy moly they look pretty fucked now

Whoah, wow: thrilled, floored, and honored for The Buffalo Hunter Hunter to have somehow won both a Bram Stoker Award and a Nebula Award last night! Thanks, all. Signed, a horror writer stumbling around Edinburgh, Scotland.

Rick Dees should have been the killer in New York Ripper

What I've learned this week is that Vince McMahon is lucky that he's a sex and white collar criminal and not a, uh, Lego fraud

Give us a Ring ding Ding Its a beautiful Day

Just learned that folks behind the Terrifier movies also made content for NewsMax. Is "ChudDar" a thing?

Oh fuck off

Im already feeling the moment when Mox slaps the plastic bag over Osprey's head

Ok, gramps

@danpgsimpson.bsky.social loved the latest Movies In A Moment (Kino In A Klip?). I have a weird fixation on Shane Black constantly revisiting his buddy cop formula. He's like a jazz band leader constantly doing new arrangements of the same song. It's a very particular "Auteur" situation

@dougtilley.bsky.social Listening to today's podcast and I really think you have get Liam to watch Secret Nation

JR's c9mmentary is bassakeward

Well, thats why Mina and Athena are two of my favs

Over under on AEW using "What A Wonderful World" in Stadium Stampede at Louie Armstrong Arena?

They've got to do a "butts in seats" gag, right?

What's up these people who make hating children their whole personality? I mean, I hate children but that's a very small part of my personality

Cigarettes resist enshitification

Baby Yoda vs Leprechaun

I'm a dyed in the wool horror fan and I'm here to say those In Search Of Darkness "movies" are utter horseshit. Like, who watches this shit?

To Top Chef fans, do you realize how little "just cooking good food" has to do with the job of being a Chef? It's a nice fantasy but 90% of the time you're more concerned with bending to the will of perverts with insane expectations while slashing costs and managing employee crisis nonsense

One of my fav things is looking at Top Chef subreddits and seeing fans of the show complain about "gimick" challenges that weirdly reflect shit being an actual working chef have to deal with more than these goobers imagen

I really wish all of these distaff young lonely men would just listen Lyle Lovett"s album "I Love Everybody" so that they might realize that they are not alone and get a sense of humor about themselves

I DID NOT CONSENT TO BABY YODA YOU FUCKS

So The Boys in all its forms sucks? Oh, no fucking shit. Go track down Stormwatch: Team Achilles for a good version of this type of thing

My pecs ROCK

Huh, I've never been called a eugenisist before. Being in my 50s and childless probably indicates that I'm really bad at!

AEW has done football, tennis, e sports and golf venues. Let's do Jai alai next

The CBC should create a kid's show called Mr. Dressdown where a bespectacled gentleman uses puppets to berate and scold the audience.

Finally, a good use for golf courses

Uh, so the new series of The Terror (Devil In Silver) is a Victor LaValle joint? Holly shit folks, why aren't you promoting this on your strongest card?

I know a certain vampire who would find this unacceptable:

youtu.be/sY53yfa7gbI?... @dougtilley.bsky.social @danpgsimpson.bsky.social I can hear Cornette's grand mal from Nova Scotia

NO SHIT First Nations say they fear 'legislative extinction' under Indian Act's 2nd-generation cut-off | CBC News share.google/VABfGl1nSMcu...

What was the name of that stupid movie again?

"Why shouldn't a white Ontarian be the one to produce a billion dollar anti-colonial series of blockbusters?" Oh variety.com/2026/film/ne...

Saint Kingston is talking

Being a high functioning alcoholic, nicotine addict with a fitness addiction ain't easy past 50

Fucking hell www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

What do you think your favorite YouTuber smells like?

Somewhat disappointed that Detective Hole isn't about a crime fighting proctologist

Yes youtu.be/zqVCZ5yFwdk?...

What has Dexter become

Well, there goes the midterms

Damn!

CM Punk fans are fucking weird. Zach Snyder ought to do the Punk biopic

They're cowards for not doing this.

“Fragile Ego, Fragile Body, Weak Mind, Weak Spirit”

Im tired. Making cocktails, a weird duck version of a Cobb Salad and rewatching Superman '25

@chillerpop.bsky.social Chugga-Chugga-Choo-Choo! m.imdb.com/title/tt3438...

Kubrick Bros got nothing on Haneke Bros. Like y'all make it hard for me admitting I like some killer movies because I really don't want to be associated with you humourless, weirdo boobs.