It’s infuriating to me that I need to evaluate media to determine whether it’s AI generated now. The great “time saver” technology wastes incalculable time and energy for people who want to retain their grasp on reality

For selfish reasons, The Manchurian Candidate

Don't watch WWE. The creative is garbage anyway. Is it really worth sacrificing your morals to watch CM Punk vs Logan Paul?

JUST HOOK IT DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS!!!

Hot dog! Please please please let Moxley's losing streak continue.

An appropriate follow-up to Conquest of the Planet of the Apes. Battle is okay, but it's way too small scale. I demand a three-hour epic chronicling the war between man and ape, spanning decades as the toll of command and the savagery of warfare weighs down on Caesar.

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RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline

Very excited for some variation of this meme to be uploaded every single week of the C2.

The Continental Classic line-up this year is looking real nice. Seems likely we culminate with Okada vs Takeshita given how long that feud's been brewing but the amount of other storylines at play are all kinds of tantalizing and could lead to a surprise finale. Matches will no doubt rule too.

I'm not being flippant or mean when I say this, but how does anyone believe that either of these two people are smart and worth listening to? This conversation makes my skin crawl. Elon Musk is a barely coherent doorknob and Rogan seems like the most gullible child on Earth.

I will not get sucked into Star Wars discourse. I will not get sucked into Star Wars discourse. I will not get sucked into Star Wars discourse. I will not get sucked into Star Wars discourse. I will not get sucked into Star Wars discourse. I will not get sucked into Star Wars discourse. I will n—

One amazing detail on Full Gear is how Moxley initially gave Kyle a respectful nod until he clocked Kyle was hurt and then went for a post-march beatdown. Reflects the cowardice and insecurity of the character so well, and also gives excellent motivation for the Death Riders to toss out Mox.

James Carville is either a regressive ghoul or a moron who refuses to learn the obvious lesson that his instincts and techniques are ineffective. Possibly both. Whatever the case, he's useless and should be abandoned.

The thing about Hangman's second title reign is it was awesome. I can understand criticisms that he didn't get a story as weighty as his chase but the matches were excellent and he very much had the aura of being The Top Guy. I suspect that aura carries over to Wednesday.

Hangman Page is my favourite wrestler in the world but I can't be mad at this.

"yOu MaY hAtE Logan Paul bUt hE's rEAlly GoOd at wReStlinG"

Guessing this is an example of YouTube using AI to smooth over people's faces because what the hell is going on with Kurt here?

It's finally almost here.

5 favourite Scorsese shots 1. Raging Bull, blood drips down the ropes 2. Mean Streets, Johnny Boy enters the bar to The Rolling Stones 3. The Irishman, final image 4. Casino, Ginger throws the chips into the air 5. The Age of Innocence, Ellen holds Newland

Surely Hangman vs Omega III is coming. Possibly as Kenny's last match? I can already see Kenny putting Page over on his way out and concluding with "Cheers, Hangman. I'm proud of you." Followed by hugs and tears. Mostly my tears.

I never Blu-Graded Network so this is great news.

1. Raging Bull 2. Taxi Driver 3. Goodfellas 4. The Wolf of Wall Street 5. The Age of Innocence

I enjoyed The Mastermind. Great, understated sense of place and a thoughtful, low key spin on the heist movie.

Presumably working off an AI summary of the Greek myth that omits some salient details.

Top Five Film Genres -mysterious gunslinger rolls into town -married people have a dignified affair -ragtag group go on a journey -someone's missing -Man vs Nature: The Road to Victory

What a trenchant, cutting edge insight from one of the world's leading thinkers.

This has to be the greatest day of Martin Scorsese’s life

Um, I'm literally right here? Subscribe to Eyebrow Cinema. And before anyone asks the brain counts as a muscle.

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

Blood and Guts was really, really good.

It Was Just An Accident is pretty damn extraordinary.

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I love this poster.

If someone said this about me I'd curl into a ball and turn to dust.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Schrader made an absurdly successful late career comeback, put out a couple more quality flicks, then bottomed out personally and professionally in just seven years.

Die My Love is pretty good. At the very least it's a very visceral expression of a kind of postpartum id.

I love getting thoughts on AI from people who don’t know how to attach PDF’s

Futurama (Series, 1999 - )

She smiles and says "I will always love you"

I enjoyed most of Bugonia but that ending is almost catastrophically bad. I get the choice but it lands poorly, both in terms of the context of the film and the greater cultural moment. Individual scenes and images are good, even great, and Emma Stone is fantastic, but man does it fall apart.

The endings that have stuck with me most: Oppenheimer Tar Aftersun Killers of the Flower Moon The Iron Claw Challengers

A very good point about the GTA VI fired workers stuff, that maybe doesn't even need to be said - if the workers were actually leaking information that wasn't just working conditions, it's GTA VI. We would've heard about a massive wave of information, the fact that there's nothing is telling.

Yeah that sounds like something people invested in AI and who stand to gain financially from AI's success would say. You might as well publish that McDonalds CEO claims McDonalds makes tastiest hamburgers.

Our politicians did more to regulate Prince and Twisted Sister songs than glacier melting chatbots that promote suicide

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lol

Posting this hours after Mamdani's win is astonishingly pathetic and insecure.