Damn not hitting the gym for a few days cause you sick is really depressing lmao

The pride meme machine is so good today mama

Wed-nes-day

Honey I am scared

Ok we need to condemn people immediately asking to hang out after you literally just say hi

Criminal my booty pic would get cropped on instagram 🤬

Fresh ✂️💈

Damn I guess all the handsome Spanish dudes are on tinder holy f

Some of yall need to put the phone down and sit on your dildos my lord

What walking shoes y’all got? I just use my vans but 2-3 mi a day really can do a number on your feet.

I can confirm that people who are already exhausted and scared of going through TSA and flying right now, people who have just been told to wait in a line for 4+ hours, are absolutely furious to see ICE agents—a stark reminder of who exactly is to blame for this situation

Finished my ULPPL 3 month program and only missed 3 days cause I had friends crashing from kiwiland!!

It is true that liberal media is squashing and silencing left adjacent voices around Israel’s genocide of Palestinians. It’s also true that the silence and cowardice of the center/ center left to speak on the issue has conceded the terrain to right wing freaks. But we don’t have to hand it to ‘em

Happy Friday to Italia and only Italia 🇮🇹 mi amore 🍝

Got a permanent restraining order against my unemployed, home-owning, inheritance-chilling, crackhead neighbor. Where is my cookie

I REALLY NEED SOME PHÒ

Shenanigans on my 3 mi walk

So hot today who got the pool?

Need me a face massage (balls in my face)

Not our favorite Zionist sympathizer ms contra dropping a new vid and it hitting 551k in 22 hrs… ugh her zio post was SO disappointing

Not me being the grouchy neighbor confronting and threatening to report people for illegally dumping their trash on my corner 🙃

Leg day complete ✅

Those bulgarian split squats’ll getcha 💦

Gay guys who are religious really did not understand the assignment

Don’t defend Hillary Clinton in my mentions I’ve had 2 lemon drop martinis

Has anyone lived in Poland before? Krakow or Warsaw in particular? Want to see what it might be like being gay in either city. I’m leaning towards Warsaw since it is bigger albeit a bit more expensive.

The TL is now 100% Pokémon today

Leftists and socialists defending newsom are why we need to just call ourselves Marxists or communists

Tfw people call themselves engineers but then ask you “what’s a pe?”

Made it ✅

So tired from spending the whole day getting a restraining order against my crazy neighbor after he wigged out over the weekend… mustering as much strength as I can to get my ass off this couch to hit the gym still despite not having eaten enough

I’m sorry please correct me if I’m insane and wrong… but is this newsom saying he “fell prey” to not being “culturally normal” because he was supportive of same sex marriage?

At the courthouse on the grid fishing for lawyers 🎣

4 hours of sleep but gonna rinse out cause bf is flying into town in an hour

Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store

When the minced garlic is actually minced ginger but you already put rice in the water 🤷

Lib’d up yt lgbtq imperialism from an alleged communist is… a look

The girls are posting their credit scores on hinge??? The girls are not WELL honey

Ok peptide ads, influencers, and seeing dudes at the gym have major transformations (some on gear) really weighs on a natty of 5 years…

Red flag if you identify w carol from pluribus

Watching Hasan’s stream right now

When I say I stand on business this what I mean.

Do NOT over do the calf exercises cause holy hell

All hail the soundboard

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

Jail to the boomer ass coworkers cold calling

Tfw you and your partner’s bowels are syncd 💞

Upper day is such a great way to start the week

The way I mute people if I am socially compelled to say ‘happy birthday’ to an acquaintance because I accidentally viewed their story

Do people just constantly make new grindr accounts?! I swear I’ve blocked this mf like 10 times