Baked myself a birthday cake last week - peanut butter cake with chocolate frosting. Which cake are you going for first? #nakedbaker #dadcakes

This dad butt is “colonoscopy clean” for the next 24 hours - who wants in?

Getting hard in anticipation of my friend “A” coming over. Friends for 20 years who finally started getting inside each other.

Chocolate cheesecake for this #softiesatuday #nakedbaker

It was a brisk morning for a hike yesterday but beautiful! We found a troll’s cave! #cougarmountain

Dad’s first bake of the year - a Basque-style cheesecake. #scs #nakedbaker

This man does know what he’s doing as well! Such a pleasure having him inside.

The Spinners at Jazz Alley - great show!

Round 2 with the super sexy @jimjamieson8x6.bsky.social - fun afternoon! Who’s next?

New glasses; feeling cute

FUNNIEST thing I've seen in a WHILE. 🤣🤣

Dad humps with a side of balls. #humpday #bigballs

Happy #scs - I’d prefer if someone was to make it hard.

Up now at justfor.fans/jimjamieson8x6. With @woodydadsea.bsky.social

Just barely made it but here’s my contribution to #fcf 😉 enjoy! RT if you wanna taste it or ride it. 😉

Looking for fun Friday? Wanna celebrate Dad’s Birthday? You’re in luck! I’m hosting Treasure Trail in Seattle! Come meet me, @brocktidus.bsky.social and @jphardyxxx.bsky.social and @robinxpierce.bsky.social Get tix to dance and sweat the night away with me ⬇️ bearracuda.com/events/treas...

4 days into retirement and here I am! Big thanks to @jimjamieson8x6.bsky.social for sharing his beautiful dick with me! Looking forward to seeing the full video! Now, who’s next? 😈

Today I am officially retired from corporate life!! Now, who wants to help me jumpstart my porn career with some collabs? 😈

@axelseattle.bsky.social, Thanks for being such a good boy and letting me breed that beautiful hole not once but twice tonight! Fuck!! This has to be one of my favourite holes l've ever fucked! Doesn't hurt it's attached to such an amazing and sweet human! Repost if you want me to fuck you next!😉

Banana bread with a side of non-spotted dick. #nakedbaker

Post-wank softie from this morning. #scs #softiesaturday

Halloween shenanigans are afoot in #UncleBasementsAtticofHorrors ! Highly recommended!

Repost if you wanna eat my freshly fucked hairy ass 🍑💦

VRBO softie for your pleasure. #softiesaturday #AshlandOR

Happy #fcf !

Currently filled with young Tyler’s deposit - who wants to add to it? #humpday

What’s up with that banana dad? Banana Cream of course! #nakedbaker

Uh oh, dad’s in the wine again…

These dad humps are lonely and need some attention - who volunteers? #humpday

Happy #monochromaticmonday

RT if you’d get on your knees for Dad

What are you up to with those orange slices dad? Olive oil upside down cake with blood oranges! #nakedbaker

Inspired by @seamusoreilly69.bsky.social Happy hump day - who wants to get in there!

What’cha bakin’ today dad? S’mores pie - chocolate cream pie with a graham cracker crust and marshmallow meringue! #nakedbaker

Found some aptly named bourbon for today’s D&D game.

Open to collabs!

The gayest bottle of wine in existence

Lovely hike to Cherry Creek Falls this morning - too busy today for any dicks though.

Happy 4th - I woke up thinking about the “fireworks” I have planned for later this morning 💦 #fcf

Some dad humps - they need some boy juice in there - any volunteers? #humpday

Visiting a friend’s cabin #softiesaturday

What’cha doin’ with all of those blueberries Dad? Makin’ pie! #nakedbaker

Post gym with a side of thighs. Happy #thighsday !

#mrpink #softiesaturday

Repost if you eat hairy ass