FUNNIEST thing I've seen in a WHILE. 🤣🤣

fuck turkey we eating ass for thanksgiving

HOT 20 year old boy from sniffies stopped by to get to drop a 💦 off.

. @theblowers.com is always my go to app when I feel need to have something down my throat. 👅 Check out all the 🔥 discrete daddies on : www.theblowers.com/@corystory 💦

Sidney Sweeny when you tell her she's only relevant because of her big ol' titties. VS When you ask her if she'd like to denounce the white supremacist fan boy club she has on the internet.

Chicago! Cum meat Sean Harding @corystory.bsky.social. He’ll be appearing tomorrow night at Touché and performing with the other #FornicationMen at Sunday’s Fornication party, Grab your Fornication tickets online ASAP and save off the price once doors open. www.fornicationparty.com/chicago-2

See ya this weekend Chicago.

Someone tell me my conspiracy is wrong tho.

When a top has a bigger ass than me. 🤤

How about that aurora? 🎶 They keep things loose.. they keep it tight. Everybody's dancing in the moonlight. 🎶

😂 the laugh I just let out.

My security camera caught a good angle. Smash or nah?

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My Butt® is what's for dinner.

See ya this weekend Chicago.

Great to catch up with everyone last weekend at @fornicationmen.bsky.social's Chicago party. See ya next month in NYC.

Since you can't send pics via DM's @daddygymrat.com this pops up on my feed daily.

This weeks project : I took west elms aesthetic and stole the frame sizes from their websites description and ordered the same size frames on Amazon for $1358 less and did the math on my wall to place them accordingly. Will it look as good? Stay tuned...

Watching Oprah cry "while her bestie was blasting off in a rocket" to go take selfies in space for 10 minutes only made me think : What kinda rich bullshit problem is this?

If I'm really a handsome devil like they say give me a sign. The universe :

Friday I had to reach out to my Senator for a congressional inquiry pertaining to a social security issue. I was followed up today by @duckworth.senate.gov 's staff rather quickly & they pretty much solved my issue. I thought it would be months to hear back. Thank you Tammy for all the hard work!

Does Katy Perry try to be purposefully unself-aware? Her inability to read a room is kinda funny/tragic.

🤭 I'll always laugh at a LG joke.

Still undefeated in my favorite music video category. (VERY NSFW)

FUCK.

What benefit does an ASL translator being on screen have versus written subtitles? Genuinely curious.

Things I learned today : If you use apples education page to buy products they don't ask you to verify that you're a student or teacher in any sort of way and they just give you the $200 discount.

Me when I'm running low on dopamine.

When it's mid April but temperatures are still in the 30's.

Why does EVERYONE in this administration have such unpleasant sounding voices? Hell, for me, would be being put in a locked room with RFK, Trump, and Elon rambling & discussing nonsense for all of eternity. Imagine having to hear all 3 discuss a plan to rename a volcano in Hawaii 'Mount America'.

I get this much blood removed from my body every 8 months or so. I'm on testosterone replacement therapy which causes me to produce more red blood cells. To the boys who get test or other anabolics outside of a clinical setting be sure to get your hemoglobin levels checked twice a year.

You don't have the right to look away.

*Temperature hits 40 degrees F* Straight dudes in the Midwest: better run around all day in shorts.

Nothing I've ever seen online made me think I'd be interested in the white lotus so I never gave it a try, but I'm offically hooked. Especially after S1:E3. 😂🤣

Can any of you plant daddies or mommies tell me exactly what type of dracena this is? #houseplants #plants #dracena

Starting S1:E1 of The White Lotus. Let's see what the hype is about.

Has Harriet Hagemen been PROPERLY vetted to ensure it's not just George Santos in drag again? 🤨

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My late dog Gunner perfectly encapsultes my feelings of apathy towards the current state of the world.

Oh hellooo

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Coming this fall : The All New iPhone 17 with Apple intelligence! Starting at $3750

Last celebrity pic is your therapist.

Didn't get to participate this weekend? Another nationwide protest is planned for April 19th. #resist