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My feedback regarding the Android Messages app: Why don't you add EFFECTIVE spam filters? Blocking a # does nothing, as they will use another. I'd be happy with "place any text from an unknown # that contains a URL into purgatory until they've spent some time clicking on bicycles or streetlights"

This is who we are, until we choose otherwise

It's been 15 years of having zero interest in watching those movies with the blue people who look like anorexic battle bunnies

Marjorie Taylor Greene spent nearly ten years in spiteful opposition to the Democrats with no worries of violence against her. But two weeks in opposition to Trump/MAGA/GOP put her in fear for her life from death threats and sh she resigns from Congress.

Good work, Ukraine!

This educator needs some support!

A lot of songs flat a third, taking a major chord and making it minor. It's hackneyed. A far smaller numer of songs take a minor chord and make it major. One example is XTC's Earn Enough for Us, which does this at 1:04 www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKoi... Post your favorites that defy the norm.

I stand with every American armed services member, from General George Washington to Captain Mark Kelly, who honors oaths to our Constitution, not to ANY leader. Repost patriotically if you do too! 🦅 🇺🇸

I will release the files if you vote for me. The files are on my desk. There are no files. We will start an investigation using the files, but only into our political enemies.

Note to crossword puzzle editors: no one calls tuna "ahi", nor do they call a fracas a "set to". Those are simply not things.

Don't mean to brag, but I just scored 13 points for rating the restaurant I went to last night on Google. New territory for Draft Kings?

I followed this guy who served our nation and has put skin in the game.

I will neither be clapping back nor offering a master class today.

Waiting for someone to explain why the announcement of a trade relationship that is worse than the one we had a year ago is received as a big success

A simple indicator of the misery of this era is that the New York Times Headlines podcast typically ends with a segment that begins, "And now for 3 updates from the Trump Administration". Distress reliably ensues.

Kind of wondering when the USS Gerald Ford will sink the next motorboat.

Want to create a new medieval village, but don't have enough time? Just go here: watabou.itch.io/medieval-fan...

President Trump ... have you ever considered that Arlington National Cemetery would be a GREAT place for a golf course? It would be extremely convenient for a quick round from the Oval Office. Excavation equipment is certainly available.

Someone at Google has an odd notion of how to adapt information format for a 5 inch diagonal screen. This was all sane in Android 3 months ago.

I'm attending No Kings's event, “NO KINGS Hyannis” at the airport rotary - sign up now to join me! You might meet Rita, who is THE DOG OF ALL DOGS. www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...

Stephen Miller is a weak lying douchebag Nat-C authoritarian who despises the US Constitution, and his dangerous statement that a POTUS has “plenary authority” tells any constitutionally-bound American he is just that. Our Constitution clearly defines the powers of the President.

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I just recalled that my father once told me he got in a fight with Adlai Stevenson III. I have no further details.

I hope Donald Trump is awarded the Nobel Peace Prize before he dies. I also hope these events fall within the same news cycle.

WHAT REPUBLICANS WILL DO WITH OUR HEALTHCARE Let's take as an example Mike Johnson's Louisiana district —one of the largest medicaid populations nationwide— a 60 year old couple earning 82,000 a year. Their healthcare premiums will rise by almost $20,000 by 300% because of what Johnson is doing.

I have enjoyed so many Beatle reactors on YouTube, but they often make the same mistake: approaching them on an album level. There is only so much. Go for the track level if you want to play the long game.

Sure, kid. Read the room. search.app/CGvSx

We lost Norm MacDonald, but BY GOD-- we still have Jay Leno.

The evil hav le two virtues: they are easily lampooned and sensitive to the criticism

I hope DJT is seeing the sort of dedicated promotional groundwork is required to ensure a good turnout.

What if a government shutdown meant shutting down the executive, legislative and judicial branches and keeping the rest going?

Shiver me timbers to all who celebrate. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna...

🔥 Important PSA: From the Department of Revisionist History "We never said this, and you're a bad person for thinking we did. And we love Jesus - except for everything he actually stood for." 🙉🙊🙈 🎥 Comedian @laurabenanti (Insta)

Apple. STOP allowing good people to present themselves as FUCKING IDIOTS with mirrored output. Sure - maybe show them a live mirror image as they present themselves, if it makes them comfortable. But output the true image so they appear somewhat... INTELLIGENT?

The Bible has books from Matthew, John, Mark, etc. No last names. No hometowns. Can we doxx these people, if they aren't entirely fabricated?

F*ck that #Shillbilly liar. As a sh*t Vice President, Vance makes a sh*t podcaster.

Facts skew liberal. Luckily for the GOP, they can be deleted (if it weren't for those meddling kids at 404media.org) www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...

It took me 2 weeks to misplace my new glasses... Rrrrr

Hats off the the Jeffrey Epstein estate for publishing the ugly details an entire nation needs to see and wrestle with. It is a therapeutic hammerblow. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/08/u...

One of the best marketing catchphrases of modern time is eBay's "Stuff. People. Love." And yet, half the time you hear someone intone it in an ad, it comes out as the feckless "Stuff people love."

I can’t believe Trump posted this picture.

Covering up the Epstein files. Giving tax breaks for YACHTS. Trying to rewrite January 6. That’s what Republicans are up to. Not lowering costs. Not prioritizing public health. Not focused on you.

Want to get serious? Investigate this proposed Constitutional amendment which enjoys widespread support across the American electorate, Blue and Red. The "For Our Freedom Amendment" www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTpT...

Epstein survivor Marina Lacerda: "The worst part is that the government is still in possession right now of documents & information that could help me remember and get over all of this maybe, and help me heal. They have documents w/ my name on them that were confiscated from Jeffrey Epstein's house"

Dying would effectively reduce anyone's personal jeopardy to anything found within the Epstein files.

What is happening under RFK Jr. is beyond concerning. He has replaced science with crystals and diagnostic mood rings. This helpful neighbor points out that his nation has adults who studied science in charge of such things, and that they share their proper knowledge to any who visit.

Indeed. As little as I like Trump, I am gobsmacked that he thought he should appoint this man. What great gain was there in it? Idiocy, through and through.

Planning for the day it finally happens, I am planning for a viral product to top them all. Tagline: When they go low, we go high.