There's a time for joy, a time for sorrow, and a time for the Pope to tell JD Vance to "Eat a dick". Or whatever the Bible says.

DJT has done it again! Five dementia-nal chess.

When I'm sad I like to picture Bryon Noem going full bimbo to Kristi's face as an argument stopper. "They're not twins, they're sisters!"

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

It was probably difficult to foresee that Trump would put the Kennedy Center out of business.

Goldman: Until DHS reins in this rogue and authoritarian ICE secret police force, there should be no more funding provided to DHS.

He was supposed to serve 10 years and pay $36 million in restitution for defrauding investors. Never served a day. Not Somali.

Snake Oil Consumption Tax: The price you pay for voting against your own best interest.

My hot take is Susie Wiles candor is meant to be a distraction from the Epstein files.

Costco and Arizona Tea should jointly invent a peace prize and award it to Obama.

What's it like to realize that your soul crushing pressure has done nothing more than bond us like carbon atoms in a diamond?

Listen Kaine, Hassan, King, Cortez-Masto, Durbin, Shaheen, Rosen, and Fetterman. You're NOT gonna take away my 2025 election joy. We voted in that election for folks to FIGHT for us. That doesn't include YOU. YOU are what we voted AGAINST last Tuesday. So I'm gonna hang on to that.

🔥 @agiftfromtodd.bsky.social : "Y’all get it now?? Do you understand what’s possible? I don't wanna hear no more 'my vote doesn't matter. Nothing ever changes.' Look what happens when you participate. We win everything. There are more of us… for the rest of your damn life, you gotta vote.”

I hope someone is writing "12 Hangry Men" about the sandwich guy jury

I think the craziest part of climate change is the way it has intensified the torrential rains of billionaires pissing in our faces.

Forty billion dollars for Argentina, home of the fleeing nazis.

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice. This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

If you can’t find hope...be hope. Someone’s watching you for permission to keep going.

Broadview PD instructed us to go into the “free speech zone” early. Last week, they told us to go into the street and then we got beat with batons. We’ll see what happens!

BREAKING: Homegrown Terrorist strikes East Wing of White House

Call me crazy, but if I paid $200 million for a ballroom I would consider it mine.

The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.

Only one legitimate king. The Sofa King!

To everybody standing up for their rights today and every day: May the boos of your haters be as inspirational as the cheers from your fans!

My alt text will suck, but this is going around now. Portland frog facing off ICE really has become a mascot here.

Portland has elevated protesting to an art form.

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IN HONOR OF FRIENDSHIP MONTH: djt: "We have certain things in common, Jeffrey." Epstein: "Yes we do, come to think of it." djt: "A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday- and may every day be another wonderful secret." And by "wonderful secret", he means raping children. #PedoPrez

Pete Hegseth ain't shit! -Sun Tzu

It certainly appears the United States murdered an innocent fisherman who was a husband and father to four children, claimed he was a "narco-terrorist," posted a video of the execution, and then made jokes about it

I don’t think I’ve ever loved anything as much as ICE loves violently attacking women.

I don't condone violence, but you can go ahead and put me on a list.

I keep seeing a lot of "There's only two genders." Where is your research published? I would like to read it.

Why would we use violence when laughing in their faces is clearly more effective?

Trump impersonation: We're building the best ballroom ever! We'll store all the Republicans' balls there. Me: You mean have? Trump impersonation: No.

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The "Let's join Klan hands people" are really losing their shit over the realization that advocating for violence doesn't save them from violence.

Whichever God Kash Patel prays to is the one true God. Imagine Patel's Fucking Bureau of Incompetence conducting a successful manhunt without divine intervention.

Americans have short memories—keep reminding them. PLEASE SHARE!

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The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.