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#goldship #umamusume #ゴールドシップ

LITERALLY ANYTHING OTHER THAN TRAINING, HOW THE FUCK!? #umamusume

the shooter was an online gamer. it's important for newsrooms to understand video games more than ever. that's where i step in. so umamusume: pretty derby (ウマ娘 プリティーダービー) is a gacha horse racing simulator based on real life japanese race horses. in the world of umamusume, anime girls replace horses,

RIP Haru Urara. The shining star of losers everywhere. #umamusume

now with golshi. someone tell her to get her tits outta the way girl #sketchbook #umamusume #frogcroaksart

this horse points at gay people #umamusume

Artist: ggubii0225 Media: umamusume Source: https://twitter.com/GGubii0225/status/1647086535270080512

hi pls help me

There's nothing gay about two girls kissing.

🪷🪷🪷 #umamusume #ウマ娘

Yes, I am into moms. But not King Halo's mom. She's better off as glue.

Gold Ship experience #umamusume #ウマ娘

day 1 of playing umamusume: horse girl run fast. yay day 5 of playing umamusume: ok so i consulted the github support card tier list calculator, these sr mlb cards outperform base level ssrs, for max compatibility with oguri i can loop vodka/daiwa/grass to grind legacy/sub-legacy 3☆ stat sparks,

Best Golshi anime image I've seen so far

I'm the D. B. Cooper of horse girls.

I can walk on water.

horse vampire #umamusume

quick lil golshi doodle #umamusume #hoopsart

#umamusume [Worried laughter.]

these are some of my fav npc horse names

Golshi Facts #1: I hatched from an egg!

ty @golshi-official.bsky.social

People often ask me: "Gold Ship, what's under your stupid hat?" Well, first things first, it's not stupid. It's very cute. Everyone thinks it's cute and not ugly, or a joke, or a weird shape. Most hats actually look like this.

Agnes Tachyon has had another late start. Sources are saying that the big stupid sleeves of her silly lab coat got caught in the gate mechanism. Again.

I will be quitting racing, effective immediately, to dedicate myself to my true passion: noncompetitive beatboxing.

#umamusume #goldship

gold ship #umamusume

Tumblr responses:

I asked for a gun but they wouldn't let me have one.

The only thing gayer than Special Week and Silence Suzuka is whatever Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet have going on.

Gold Ship is plotting something #umamusume #art

all the lesbophobic posts about umamusume calling everyone crazy for seeing yuri in the game are actually written by daiwa scarlet because she's mad about wanting to kiss vodka with tongue

Trust me, I have a PhD in Golshinomics.

Special Week just told me she was "captivated and entranced" by Silence Suzuka. Which could mean nothing.

Women love me, fish fear me. Doctors hate me because I learned one easy trick to stop bone loss. And my trainer keeps trying to get me tested for adult ADHD.

It's really nice.

If I were to compare myself to a ship, it would need to be as groundbreaking, famous, and incredible as I am. Absolutely unsinkable. A ship... like the Titanic.

Gold Ship's Hiding Place

golshi suffering compilation

Golshi morning. Say it back.