This story with Savannah Guthrie's mom is so horrifying

15 years ago today. She was so cute. I miss her 😭

I am completely exhausted by my new role and it's not even official for another month

Did my quarterly Dexa scan today and I'm so excited by the muscle I've added in addition to the fat lost. Hoping I can keep this up for May's scan!

Message from my boss: "You are so going to knock this out of the park" 🥰 Someone having this much confidence in me is so heartening!

I have registered for both the Coors Field and Wrigley pre-sales. So excited for this tour!

I enjoyed that Tyler the Creator performance. A song my kid plays that I now know who sings it lol

My daughter has just volunteered to see Noah Kahan with me, and I'm very confused because he's not K-Pop

I need a mastercard STAT

Ok, I like Messy. This is in my rotation

My 8-year old knows all of these songs while I'm sitting here like, uhhh... I am an old

If we had to randomly lose power, at least it’s 60 degrees out

This is who runs this account

I booked myself into a luxury hotel for my next office business because it's a) within policy and b) a block walk from the office. I am packing a bathing suit and taking advantage of all the amenities when I go.

The Pretty Reckless are in Denver the same night I'm seeing Megan Moroney 😭 I friggin love Taylor Momsen

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college: Police and Society Ethical Problems of Journalism Social Statistics Data Driven Journalism Media Law

New Noah Kahan song is good 🙌🏻

I saw 2 BMWs today in Blue Bay Lagoon and I am obsessed with this color.

After swearing off Ikea furniture, I'm accepting the reality that my child is too messy and destructive for anything else right now. So behold, for our dine-in kitchen nook. Gonna check it out in person tomorrow:

After 5 weeks holding at the same weight, the scale finally moved down 2lbs. Im cautiously optimistic I will be at my goal weight by my sisters wedding, maybe even by June!

😭😭 First person I thought of

Catherine O'Hara was too young. Shocking. RIP.

“Independent” is doing too much work in this first wave. They are arresting journalists and just like everything else they’ve done, they’re testing the limits of our resistance by starting wt vulnerable margins.

Love starting my day off by executing a $15m contract I'm now going back to bed.

This is but one reason our video doorbell is local storage only

My daughter just told me sometimes she thinks she hears the dog walking around and I'm relieved it's not just me 😭

I think when I'm in Chicago next month I'm going "work from home" one day and just have contractors in for bids

Pipe just burst in the Chicago house, flooding our kitchen fml

they acquiesced to our demands. the deal is saved. 🙌🏻

If there is a more obnoxious company to deal with than Salesforce, I have not met them.

Every day, I start out frustrated because of parents who simply cannot navigate the "stop and drop" lane at my daughter's school. It's not "stop, get out, check all your kids, give a pitiful wave of apology after you've backed up the line for 5 minutes" Stop. Drop. Go. Simple!

the kitchen sink is frozen in our Chicago house. Husband has been trying for 24 hours to heat it up but no dice. he's talking about cutting into the garage ceiling now. We need to get this place on the market and sold

Turned on this week's The Rookie and was absolutely delighted to see Tuc Watkins sharing a scene with Nathan Fillion. Joey and Uncle David together again 🥰 #oltl

They laid off my favorite former direct report today. He wrote me haikus in his reviews. The nicest guy, had been with the company 27 years.

Woke up to my CO property taxes jumping 2k YoY. What a way to start the day.

One time at my company, someone left the layoff list on the printer. A DBA found it and started alerting everyone on the list. That's but one of the weird layoff stories I have.

Jealous that my mom will be spending half the year in a saner country

A peer just sent me the kindest messages about my expanding role and I'm like

Welp, I have an admin managing my calendar now. I'm big time 😂

They nailed this on the first try: You cannot go wrong with Medik8's laddered approach.

Of course I feel like I'm coming down with something hours before my husband heads to Chicago for a week. Solo-parenting is exhausting

Wonder how long it's going to take for me to stop looking for my dog in her bed every morning.

This ⬇️

8:36am and I'm already mad at work. Gonna be a long day.

Performance review for staff ✅ Comp leveling discussion ✅ Mentor young employee on career moves ✅ Check-in with staff in Minnesota ✅ Good day of managering today

You just need the Shiseido razors. The rest of this is overpriced

I wrote the one performance review i needed to write this morning. Please clap.

Packed up all the unopened dog food for donation, and I also have a pup car seat that I'm going to put out for porch pickup. This process sucks, but at least some other dogs will benefit.

I am going to root for the Rams, because I am a jinx. This way I may get the outcome I want.

Husband: Why are you rooting for the Broncos? Me: We live here, they're AFC, and I hate the Patriots more. Husband: So no random Mets connection? Me: 🙄