Mfs just meet you and think they can talk to you any kind of way… I’m not the one.

One of my favorite men on Earth. Love me some Bobby - he is so cool ❤️❤️

Sometimes…you just gotta hold a dick in a non-sexual way

The fun size terrorizer is officially the birthday boy.. Here’s to 43 😘

Heart disease. I feel like everybody going say cancer but I had to go a different direction.

Platonic: loyalty. I gotta watch how you move to decide if we should be in the same circle. Romantic: I like pretty boys. You gotta be easy on the eyes.

Being an athlete. I think thats my favorite compliment. I bowl, play kickball, play soccer, play dodgeball and play football and occasionally kick box. Being athletic has gotten me very far.

Travel. But I’m working on it. I got 9 cities planned by Christmas. I think first up is Denver.

Every gay man wants to chase straight men. We just ain’t doing it like these niggas claim.

Acceptance is not a requirement for me. If you cool, then we cool. If we not, then we not. No gray area for me on that.

Hardest lesson I learned was cheating is a not a deal breaker for me. We either going be together for a long time or a short one.

Sense of humor for sure. I’m a funny MF. I like to laugh and have a good time. I got heart. I don’t back down when I’m right. I will listen if I’m wrong. I’m fearless. I don’t mind taking risk, but it has to come with some reward.

Marriage. I did it for the right reasons cause when I fall in love, I fall hard. But when you hurt my feelings, I have and can crash out. I don’t like that for me.

As a man, we are the most understood amongst the wrong audiences. It lowkey baffles me cause as an educated black man, protect us at all costs.

Being authentically me. I know, without a doubt, there is NOBODY on Earth like me. I am very grateful that I went through those challenges cause they shaped me.

9 days until the little guy is 43. Start from the bottom now we here. I never saw me turning into the hell raiser I became 😂😂

How could it not be? Lol

Listen, I have very little pity for people who make more money than me. Yeah, we’re both human but you not about to just sit on your ass and collect a paycheck it comes to me. DO YOUR JOB.

I can’t believe the fun size king is legit going be 43 in a couple weeks

Savory

Exhausted

The fun size king is going be 43 in a couple weeks. Lawd I’m getting up there

I swear man, 5:30 AM just be rolling around every morning and just be beating my lil beige ass 😩

Praying everyone who is currently looking for a job, finds one with great benefits

Heavy on that. You and @kingbobbydeal.bsky.social are my favs

You don't need closure from someone who never gave you clarity.

My mama ate when she used to be like “I don’t give a good goddamn”.

16

I don’t want perfect, I want consistency

They’re ignorant

I think imma get my chest tattoo for my birthday. I don’t want the hell I was thinking about wanting another neck tattoo

Playing sports cause I’m super competitive. I beat everybody ass in bowling cause that’s natural but i just am a junkie

Two things can be true

I show a lot of loyalty and grace in relationships. But, because I do that, once I reach the breaking point, it’s a wrap. No arguing. No bargaining. You had a good run; now it’s over.

I am overdue for a tattoo but I can’t decide if i want a cover up or a new one 🤔

Street fighter

I’m sure Janet won every time

Nachos from the ice cream truck

Allen Payne

Working at Shoe City and seeing all the men’s

Blockbuster, Toys’R’Us

Only when the bills due so once a month 😝

Whew! I need that message the morning

The Wet in DC - 2001 was a year to be alive

Folded like a lawn chair so missionary

Bae I’m trying to fuck

It’s cold as shit in the DMV. I’m so sick of this bipolar ass weather

Being determined to not let your peace be disturbed >>>>>>>

I used to but i learned to let shit go