i kiss my kids and tell them i love them. i don't know what this freak is doing.

shared One Good Thing with Luke and it made it to "print" luke writes a great newsletter and shares stories from other great writers. i just want to read good writing and this is a good place to start. luke's writing, not mine.

oh hello depression nap. been a while.

cleaned a popcorn machine with this strategy.

dear god that is bleak. newborns are just labor intensive. no way around it. it's not that it's impossible work. you're just exhausted and clueless but instinct kicks in. and yeah, if you're not constantly asking "am i fucking this all up?" then i would be worried.

canyonero! if it is suppose to mean something else, i don't care. 65 tons of america pride she's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine! @criminalsimpsons.com

a very accurate $5 bill i found. sorry abe

just read an article about ai and higher education and i'm not sure we will need to save for college for the kids www.currentaffairs.org/news/ai-is-d...

a very fuck spotify to all who celebrate. my initial reason for hating spotify was pitchfork switched their webpage player to spotify and i didn't want to do that so i never signed up. glad to see i was right early on

christmas wish list sabrina carpenter locks herself in a room with dolly parton's first four albums - would also accept chappell roan doing the same thing. or together. olivia rodrigo gets really into early emo music (indian summer, codeine, rites of spring, sunny day real estate, etc).

my first and favorite MM song.

merry christmas. love melancholy christmas music and this is the first christmas album i play each year. miss you mimi - thanks for the music.

rise and grind - we're out here again today.

LET'S FUCKING GO!

also used to do this in restaurant jobs

a very happy "scroll on your phone in a weird bathroom to avoid family" day to all who celebrate

hell is other people

oh hello

it's all awful all the way up and down with ai.

blasting sabrina carpenter in the school pick up line

grafik design is my passion

The brute force of love in a world in which love for children is given endless saccharine lip service but officially means nothing." see: covid, parental leave, how we treat mothers, space for children and teens (who are children) feeld.co/magazine/ple...

just made 25 pie crusts for the freezer. made with a mix of butter and lard. also made 6 all butter crusts huge time saver for when you want pie quicker. also works for quiche or hand pies.

american christmas is a celebration of capitalism

🎶 and i'd proudly stand up next on you and defend her still today. cuz there ain't no doubt i love this skeet, god bless ms rachel 🎶

hell yes

New awareness campaign

this fucking guy is a heartbeat from the presidency but somehow knows. nothing about what is happening around him. truly incredible.

I think anyone who entertains this idea should be thrown into prison. Anyone who actively tries to execute it should be shot.

They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir

freeze warning for tonight. good. tired of looking at some of my plants

"A.I." is the tool of and the prevailing aesthetic of fascists leading to a world devoid of meaning or art.

new jay son album is quite good. more pop and even pop punk but the layers and sonic spaces she creates are still front and center and she's still very good at what she does.

"Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee." solid life advice

i must have missed the war ravaged parts of town when i was there this summer

yes please play your music out loud and chew ice and smack your gum and sing along while we are all trapped in a van.

You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.

folks making 9/11 overreactions look tame in comparison to the reaction to the death of charlie kirk. you're with us or against but worse and for an even less noble reason. the evergreen tweet about fuck your feelings, not mine. seems apt here as well

perfect. no notes

bingo

cyclone state

current mood

love watching sports

fuck ai and fuck you if you use it.

fall day listening

planted 40 new native plants yesterday and my back is feeling it. worst part is watering 40 new plants. but i will and they should do fine and then i may finally be happy and done adding to my native plot. just kidding i have a sickness and will not stop.

maybe benny was the reason cedar rapids had such unique odor issues. because he's full of shit.