was Bowles even trying to be funny? www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/b...

getting into following football again bc the news is famously awful and suddenly there’s like a whole new team I need to learn about?? (Macclesfield??)

it’s not an exaggeration to call what they’re doing early-stage Nazi shit

deleting posts is one of my top hobbies

can someone who’s good at the economy tell me if it’s already too late to pull my (relatively small amount of) money out of the U.S.?

fine, FINE, I’ll listen to Geese

You can say Merry Protein again

watching videos of regular people screaming at ICE agents ... it really never gets old

“If you call us murderers, we will have no choice but to murder you.”

Horrifying www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

missing new york city, you know what that means: blasting WNYC while i do my chores.

omg I can’t believe they sent in John Oliver

I just tested this and it's still possible to make the same edits, so they've not disabled it, just hidden from plain sight. I should note the base imagery was AI generated, not photos of real people.

I went long on my frustration with major media outlets both-sides-ing the Trump administration's obvious lies: www.jezebel.com/after-ice-ki...

my partner is just learning about "markwayne mullin" (the name).

Never mind that this isn’t the definition of doxing in the first place, but you can’t dox a federal employee. If you’re a public servant, your identity isn’t “hidden.” It’s on public records. People can access those public records.

eating 500g of ground beef and 2 shrimp everyday to own the libs

absolutely unreal. who can possibly hit publish on that and think "yes I have done my job as a journalist and editor. this is serving the reader"

Child porn mogul supports state murder

I’m an American and I hate all of this evil shit. All of it. Fuck you if you don’t.

the video is out, there is no reason to not send local law enforcement to arrest the ice agent in question and yes i know they will refuse to hand them over and you treat that exactly how you would treat it under any other similar circumstance

abolish ICE and put them all on trial.

what the fuck???

Keep reading with me & Jezebel this year! for January, I'm recommending "Television" by Lauren Rothery, from @eccobooks.bsky.social. it's about luck, art, and slowly losing it—but in a kind of nice way (despite my pessimistic choice of dek).

it is no longer "dystopian" we are living in the dystopia

There we go. That there’s a headline.

people with big follower counts keep whining about how everyone's mean to them when they're actively soliciting bickering and picking fights in their mentions. (also, to risk repeating myself, this is not a bluesky problem, it's an internet problem!)

not that I haven't frequently found fault in Katy Tur's reporting, but I have to think she has thoughts on her husband's new job as White House stenographer variety.com/2026/tv/colu...

I wrote a nonfiction spy thriller about antifa. I think it’s really good, I’m proud of it, & it’d be extremely cool if a lot of people read it. Wanna write abt the book? Have me on your pod? Lmk! Otherwise preorder To Catch A Fascist now. In stores Feb 3 ❤️ www.simonandschuster.com/books/To-Cat...

the handwringing about BlueSky being annoying is so dumb. it's a social media app!! filled with millions of strangers!! of course it's annoying!

What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids? Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.

a guy named Lou DiBella from Long Island specifying that he drives a BMW? a guy from Jersey calling a reporter "boss"?? god what a city.

he’s not going to stop until someone makes him stop bsky.app/profile/paul...

maybe we should have known the 2020s would be a disaster given that they’re “#SOS” backwards

Raleigh???

Other people are real and the United States should not murder them

i can't believe FIFA got it wrong :(

Never gonna get over the raw embarrassment of having a vice president who tweets stuff like "and PSA for everyone saying this was 'illegal'"

these people are so motherfucking corrupt, my god!!!!

overthrowing govs, sending people to detention facilities for torture, cutting taxes for the rich, slashing social spending for the poor, increasing military spending, promoting christian nationalism, demonizing gays, surveilling citizens under "national security." same old GOP.

U.S. illegally kidnapping the president of another country is preempting winter sports on Germany TV, which is like the 134th bad thing about this but still annoying

very kind young men moved in below us a month ago and my god I wish they were experiencing the male loneliness crisis instead of constantly having friends over

Miista hive rise up

this whole story is alarming and illuminating and — unfortunately like a decent proportion of what Trump says — perversely funny www.wsj.com/us-news/as-s...

Who's more likely to drop music, Rihanna or Blue Ivy? Will Sydney Sweeney finally lose it? What might happen at the Oscars? Come speculate wildly with us! www.jezebel.com/2026-celebri...

sooooo weird that my boyfriend doesn’t like me playing “auld lang syne” on my phone and singing loudly along as we walk home at 3am…… he must hate me

it's been brought to my attention that much of what I am proposing is "in" could arguably also be described as "French"

my full 2026 in/out list, please use responsibly:

for an entirely random reason I was just reminded of how when our hockey team played U-Mass Dartmouth in college, our jeering chant was “poo-ass fart-mouth” and I’m cackling