As sure as the sun rises…

Ready to get on SNKRS and be disappointed!

The Steelers uniforms are hideous.

My neighbors have a whole ass band playing loud as shit in the front yard. They got until 10 before I as politely to shut this shit down. After that…

This kid threw for 608 yards. Wow!

UNT vs Charlotte is gonna end up on bad beats… oh well we winning! #GoMeanGreen

I am in this gym completely against my will. I have no motivation today, but here I am.

When the feds knock, they’re not coming to visit. They’re coming to take your house. Boys traded millions for orange jumpsuits and that is WILD to me.

Two things: 1) Jalen is a sure fire HOFer in my opinion. 2) Jalen is getting ABUSED.

Everytime I’m around people who are doing karaoke they insist that I sing a John Legend song. 20 years of this shit and apparently I’m never beating the allegations that I sound like him. 😪

Jared Goff is the Mahomes slayer…

That 4-2 feeling! RAMS WIN!!!! #BLEETWITHMEBROTHERS!!!!

Drops. Missed kicks. Story of the season.

We gotta get a serviceable kicker

Ah well. 5-1 but I’ll take it. #GoMeanGreen

We went from tied at the half to them putting the whole thumb in…

Great response! #GoMeanGreen

This went from great to terrible in short order.

We’re falling apart. 😩

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THATS THREEEEEEE!!!!!!

LETS. FUCKING. GOOOOOOOO!!!! #GoMeanGreen!!!

These Mean Green got something!!!!!

I was rear ended while stopped at a light on Monday and concussion symptoms have slowly been doing what they do ever since. None are individually super terrible but they’re persistent as shit. All that said, the one I’m KINDA enjoying is that my mind is so calm. I ain’t been thinking about SHIT.

still playing Let God Sort ‘Em Out

Old man in here just told this young man, “I’m a thug so I get with it”. This man is SIXTY. I know because he told me. Sir, retirement is nigh. Set the thugging aside.

What do you have to do to water to make it act like that?

Completely nailed this BTW

When I pick babygirl up I’ll ask what she wants for dinner, she will take a dramatic pause to pretend that she hasn’t though about it, and then immediately say she wants to go to her favorite wing spot. She will order the exact same thing as usual, as will I. Then we will spend the night laughing.

Just heard two people talking about UNT Football in the barbershop. I believe we have turned a corner!

Ciara and Bow Wow on the BET Awards Red Carpet:

WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS SHITTY ASS KICKING GAME?!?!?! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

They out here touching toes

We finna lose…

If we let these injury ravaged sum’bitches win this game I’m going to be apoplectic!

#BLEETWITHMEBROTHERS!!!!

CAM CURL CALLS GAME!!!!!!!

My heart can’t handle this shit. But we up!!!!

Bruhhhh!!!!! What are the Colts doing?

96 yards to close the half! #BleetWithMeBrothers!!!

In all of them. If for nothing else, just to hear that laugh again.

5-0 for the first time since 1959!!! #GoMeanGreen

I want the world to be disabused of the notion that being a “nerd” means that you’re smart. I work with a NUMBER of idiots who have been told that they’re smart their whole lives because they like Japanese cartoons with subtitles. That vin diagram is not a circle.

My wife and I have 7 different conversations going on 7 different apps. These conversations do not overlap, mix, or meld in ANY way and I need some kind of reassurance that we are not insane.

Too easy. Bring the briefcase.

Most definitely! My current car is named, Pearline.

These boys out here balling on both sides. High level QB play, elite running, stellar o-line play, defenses… well they out there. Lol

Sneakerhead friends. I copped fire red 5’s in store from Scheels for $160 today. Idk if that’s the case at all of their locations but it’s not discounted on the site. Worth a look if you’re in the market.

Skattebo runs like absolutely craves stage 4 CTE, which is to say that he runs like a fucking idiot.

Sean gotta figure out the redzone offense. It has been absolute ASS for years. You can be the best offense on the planet between the 20’s but it means nothing if you can’t punch the goddamned ball in.