I hate when people say no question is a dumb question. There are in fact some dumb ass questions

I am both hungry and unhungry at once. It’s not thirst. Am I bored?

She is aggressively beautiful.

I’ve been told a few times in recent weeks that people at work find me intimidating. I find that laughable being that I’m extremely welcoming, maintain an open door policy, and I am always willing to help people. It has nothing to do with my demeanor or behavior…

One thing I’ve noticed about many of my friends is that they spent alot of time working on aesthetics (the house, the car, the lavish vacation celebrations etc) and ignoring the actual relationship … and I didn’t start noticing this until my wife and I started working on us

Think of the biggest asshole you’ve seen on the road lately… which Nissan model were they driving?

I will say no more…

My wife used to suck at gift giving and initially I tried to just deal but eventually I had to explain to her that I will not be trading Louis for socks.

Better off regifting me a pair of shoes in the closet that I forgot about.

When Dro said, “First I let my wheels spin, then I let my screens fall, then I let my trunk beat…” I felt it in such a way that it was ALMOST as if he was telling my story. Alas… I had no spinners, I had no screens, and there were only cleats in my trunk of my 2000 Ford Focus. What a time.

I've reread this like 3 times. Freed herself from slavery by running away, *went back a week later bc the slaver was talking shit, set his house on fire, and then escaped again is absolutely incredible queen shit

Me letting my bride convince me to do 75 hard was a mistake. Why there ain’t no rest days?

I am wildly excited for this.

Baby they going to the big house

I recently installed a 12 inch JBL that fits in the spare tire well. It has been the perfect solution.

I always kept my options wide open while I was single and dating. Load the roster. Dates every night. Pure playboy shit. But there is ZERO possibility that I could maintain an actual partnership with more than one woman. I don’t have that much effort in me.

My German shepherd was doing the ”Yay snow!!! I’m NEVER coming inside!!!” thing and I’m not chasing her ass around this yard again. The lunatic was literally shivering and still didn’t want to come in.

I don’t find it to be a flaw. The idea that holding a grudge has to be this all consuming thing is insane. It can absolutely be “fuck you forever” while I proceed about my life as if you don’t exist.

Absolutely. I’m not obligated to take the imaginary moral high ground, particularly when you’ve done something harmful to me. We don’t forgive and forget around here.

Exactly why I left my work computer on my desk.

I want the punt returner gone. I want Schula gone. I want Sean to not be a fucking idiot. I’m pissed.

This is why McVay should’ve kicked the field goal on that last 4th down. Then you only need a field goal now to win the damn game. #Seahawks #Rams

Welp

Maybe I would've taken the 3pts there. Idk man.

He did the thing he always does.

I need Sam to Darnold.

They fighting on the sideline!!!

HE MADE THEM FUCKING PAY!!!!

GREAT ANSWER!!!!

He had the option to just NOT touch the football. Literally that was the most best decision.

NIGGA. WHAT?!?!?!?!

Nigga….

No matter how this season ends, I want Raheem back calling this defense next year.

Chris Schula needs to be taken out back and beaten for how unprepared this secondary is. These coverage schemes are absolute ASS!

Bruh… they have been interfering all game.

I smell blood in the water.

We’ll discuss that play and Devante’s impact on it in a later class because that was beautiful play design and decoy use.

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Grind them to dust and kill them with 12 & 17 in the 4th.

Like that

Ok we aren’t getting any calls…

The delayed draw will be a good change of pace but we need to get that kick out and hold it.

I need Sean to be the smart guy who plays chess and not the one who tries to wow you all at once. Let’s go win this game by taking advantage of their strengths.

Oh that delayed draw was nasty

Horrible tackling

We are going to live and die by stopping this run.

This man is running like Marshawn

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