I have my coffee

I keep getting adds that are peddling edibles to make it through dry January. I see the vision, but also… no.

Ah well. Can’t come out that sloppy and then decide to play after being down 21-0. Still very unconcerned. We’ll get everybody back healthy and we’ll be playing in Santa Clara in February.

☺️

Bijan Robinson was hauling ass down that field...

Rams playing like a team that clinched the playoffs weeks ago with nothing to play for. I’m completely unconcerned.

I’ve been eyeballing land to hold onto to build our dream home in a few years. We don’t want anything too crazy or huge, but I definitely want to build my wife the perfect little castle that we can enjoy for the rest of our lives.

tf did his team do?!

Wearing a Rams hoodie today and a man in a Cowboys shirt yelled at me from across the parking lot that I didn’t need to have it on because they already lost. Friend… read the room.

This was like when the dude who gets buckets at The Y runs up on a real professional hooper and gets absolutely humbled.

He didnt even have to play with Jake like that, he could have had him out sooner

Cornerman sounds like a nigga from the barbershop who has watched 3 rounds of boxing in his life.

What the fuck is this cornerman?

WHY IS HE FLOPPING?

Joshua could have easily finished this shit in 15 seconds is he wasn’t in there acting like he’s sparring a toddler who he actually refuses to hit.

Idk why I’m watching this shit. But this fight is very obviously staged.

Fuck everybody. They stole that TD in the 1st.

I really REALLT need Sam to Darnold!!!

I just noticed… Puka looks like Lord Farquaad.

My heart. My chest!!! 😩😩😩

😮‍💨

Matt been off all night.

BOOM!!!!

We ain’t punting today?

Nice drive by Seattle…

I’ll take it. Go out on your shield. We gotta prove something tonight!

Wear. Them. DOWN!!! #BleetWithMeBrothers!!!!

Ok Sean! I like the aggression

Started the morning off with an interview and I thought I bombed one of the technical questions. Turns out I actually nailed it. 😮‍💨

What in the Peter Pettigrew?

Some people only want to see you struggle because they had to struggle… very sad and sadistic

Their half price appetizers and $1 beers in college were a TIME! Everybody and their mama would be in there after 7pm.

Capitalism and the Black Excellence Brunch Brigade have done a number on y'all. "They made money so it's fine!" At what cost? "It's a Black man, we gotta support?" At what cost?? I am *not* rooting for everybody Black, y'all gotta learn nuance.

This U of M Coach drama is getting crazier by the minute because what do you mean *allegedly* U of M was tipped off about his affair by a doordasher who delivered Plan B to his office?!?

Post from a different era in your life

Kid at work is wrestling with taking another job because he “doesn’t want to burn bridges”. Mind you he’s not in a permanent position right now AND it pays more. If you don’t get the fuck out my office and go call them people.

When I found out about my mom’s accident, all I could do was scream. I screamed so loud for so long that I managed to ruin my voice and I haven’t been able to sing since. As a vocalist, this has felt like a whole other loss because music is such a big part of who I am. But TODAY, my shit is back!!!

Well, she did say “take me through there”…

Olivia Dean has me in a chokehold. That voice is so velvety. 🥵

Wyatt… bruh

And now we’re getting fucked. BULLSHIT CALL!!!

We’re getting abused. 😩

TIME TO WATCH THESE MEAN GREEN MAKE THE PLAYOFFS!!!

Why do stupid people have the most confidence ?! 😭

Actually looked at myself in the mirror for the first time in days and boy do I look like what I’ve been through!!! This shit is kicking my ass

Jennifer whomst?

You being the first round draft pick of your local YMCA pick up games means NOTHING to these women. The WNBA is TRULY the best of the best.