Win: so you wanna hang out while Ed’s gone?? My mouth blatantly betraying me: yeah sure 😬😬😬😬

Glad I always know a snake when I see one.

Starbucks tastes like disappointment now. Dammit.

God if I do not find something to do today I’m going to crash out the second I see her

I’m positive that my co worker doesn’t like me and I’m bothered that my mind just keeps obsessing over it for no reason

Why is my brain trying so hard to sabotage me lately??? Give it a REST already I’m tired of this grandpa!!!

Get that boy in the holiday spirit!!!

1. Nine Inch Nails 2. Nothing But Thieves 3. My Chemical Romance 4. TWRP 5. Grandson

You’d think that my brother is trying to feel me up, but 10/10 times he’s looking for his vape 😂😂

Love when I say “maybe DON’T ask him about his belongings right now” goes straight over her dense fuckin head I SWEAR

Please I just want to feel comfortable

I know I’m having a bad sensory day when my clothes feel wrong on my skin and I wanna rip my hair out for even brushing against my face

The mood drop 💀💀💀💀

I hate that the things I want for Christmas are not tangible things or they’re like ordinary not-fun things lmao. But they stress me out and that’s all I CAN focus on

I’m not gonna cry in a Home Depot, that’s so lame hhhhhrgh

I’m so furious with myself godDAMMIT.

What is it about him in tank tops that makes me wanna go feral real bad

Wild concept: voicing being uncomfortable with something and the other person being like “okay I won’t do it then” without being passive aggressive or laying a trap and they actually care about not hurting me???????????

Sigh I don’t wanna care about anyone liking me at work I just wanna do work and be paid so why won’t my brain shut up.

I’m fucking dyiiiiing IBS trying to to take me out 🫠🫠🫠

I can’t wait for the day she don’t take away from things he enjoys.

Me & @transalchemist.bsky.social speculating about a decal on a car: “What IS that??” “Idk it’s some guy with a weapon? A chainsaw??” “Is it chainsaw man?” “Doesn’t chainsaw man have a chainsaw for a head??” “What? Does he?” “Idk I’m not hip with the new anime”

Keep pushing, see what happens.

Oh you weren’t uncomfortable? Let me fix that for you.

Just washed 8 years out of my brain LMFAOOOO

Can’t sleep, I think it’s bc I’m too excited I’m off tomorrow 😂

Well if you’re gonna act like that then yeah I’m gonna do me

gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot

He deserves so much better than this.

Calling myself out as a Libra because my brother said he’d bring cookies to my work if they looked good enough, and I assumed he meant my co-workers 💀💀

Shall I compare thee to a winter's night? So dark, so cold, and full of spite.

I wish I knew how to make soup for my brother :<

that's not what i said. i asked "can you tell that i haven't skated in 15 years"

Trying to skate in your 30’s: “I should have stretched.” “Shit my back hurts” “my abs weren’t ready for this” “*kicking tiny pebbles out of the way* fuck you” “I’m 5’6” and am not prepared for a 5’10” fall” “I need insoles”

My brother: “not bad for having not skated for 15 years huh?” >>>> *immediately fumbles and I almost piss myself*

Very much a “uGH I made this for you or whatever just don’t look at it in front of me and make it gay” type

You’re thE WORST

Conversely, he has such a strong impact on my nervous system that I drop dead asleep instantly 😂😂

Him: I can’t take a nap with you in the same room. I’d say it’s a me problem but it’s also a you problem. Me: Me? What do I do? Him: Even if you’re not talking, you’re there, so I want to engage with you. So it’s a you problem. I’ve heard of disguised insults but not disguised compliments 😂😂

The Archivist will see you now #art #tma

I wish I could find the right words of appreciation for how he puts me back together when I fall to pieces

He’s using his powers for evil (asking me to keep company while he cooks)

The thing about being hyper observant is you know exactly when conversation is falling flat 🫠

I really wanna cuddle

Telling myself I’m a grown ass person and I can get out of this bed and take care of this stupid body I know I can I know I can I know I ca.n

I have to pee and I am. Fully trapped under his legs and he’s like a cat I can’t move him it’s a crime

Which CAT just THREW themselves at my door omg

Oh yeah, Halloween is a thing.

Just a power ranger casually at a Bruins game…… sounds about right 😂😂

When your brother goes to pull cupcakes out of the oven and all you hear is “fuck shit, fuck oh god” and you have to wonder what happened 😂😂