@michaelianblack.bsky.social Jealous?

I propose: the first order of business at Nuremberg 2.0 should be that Trump has to take the dementia test live on TV.

I tripped into her DMs and chipped a tooth

The algae is Antifa.

Sure. But how is the Dialog?

BOOOOOOOO!!!

One more reason to like the New York Knicks!!! #KNICKS #FDT

BREAKING: TRUMP HAS MELTED THE MUCINEX FAMILY!!!

He’s turning into this nightmare creator.

HER MAJESTY: A BURN THE WITCH MYSTERY

Ken Paxton is from North Dakota. A place famous for its barbecue.

Public execution of LIMU Emu

I don’t think he eats meat

After 53 years, my beloved Knicks are NBA Champions. This team was magic. I love this team. I love Brunson, Hart, Bridges, OG, KAT, Mitch, Deuce, Alvarado, Shamet, Crawford and Coach.

Knick fan for 40+ years. I am so happy right now. Thank you guys. Orange and Blue Skies Forever

The greatest trick Wemby ever pulled was convincing the world he’s a nice guy.

Bono, one foot on a monitor, holding the microphone, wearing the Fly sunglasses, while fans reach out to touch him: Lemme hear you sing. 🎶 If you got nausea, heartburn, indigestion… 🎶

I loved it when it came out. I have watched it a couple times since then and still laugh. (Whispers* i actually think it’s funnier than the original)

My mayor no longer Muslim, my mayor OG Anunoby.

KNICKS WIN! OG ANUNOBY MVP! KNICKS WIN! OG ANUNOBY, I LOVE YOU! KNICKS WIN! OG ANUNOBY MVP! KNICKS WIN! OG ANUNOBY, I LOVE YOU! KNICKS WIN! OG ANUNOBY MVP! KNICKS WIN! OG ANUNOBY, I LOVE YOU! KNICKS WIN! OG ANUNOBY MVP! KNICKS WIN! OG ANUNOBY, I LOVE YOU! KNICKS WIN! OG ANUNOBY MVP! KNICKS WIN!

Victor Flopenyama

I hate basketball

Potential Spam would be beautiful name for a girl.

Go Knicks. Fuck Trump.

Pronouncing Netanyahu like the old yahoo.com jingle

This almost made me cry

KAT MVP

Patric Ewing quickly becoming the second most stylish Knick.

Obviously these derelict parents. Who lets their kid develop a debilitating fentanyl addiction? RIP Bluey

Today’s first try. HoopIQ. 82-0.com

Do I have this right? The Knicks had 0 turnovers in the second half. If that is right, that is super-human.

THE CURSE IS BROKEN!!! I was so mad when they cut in on that game.

Dear Jalen Brunson, I love you.

I would love to see a video of Kash and his girlfriend trying to look each other in the eyes.

Maybe. But, also, Gen Z is crazy obsessed with News Radio. I used to substitute teach, and I would see about 20 News Radio shirts a day.

I usually say “blessed be the fruit.”

“Go Spurs” is literally their rallying cry. Us Knicks fans are more creative.

Hydroxychloroquine causes autism.

Aren’t bunkers supposed to be a secret?

Crossing my fingers for the 30 minute extended jam of Havin’ a Roni -> Dark Star.

You absolutely should not eat these on the regular. But, every once in a while, these little guys scratch an itch you didn’t know you had.

Texas Tech

Any animal that moves on ground without legs is UNACCEPTABLE!

In this house, a Hukporti sighting is always welcome.

An evaluation of the effectiveness of a jock strap: a support card

Knicks basketball is such a beautiful thing to behold. I’m almost in tears. After 4 decades of heartbreak, I don’t know how to handle this.

Congrats? HAHAHAHA!!!

Hey Grok, make me some bananas and a gallon of milk.

“And I realized that not only did I not want to answer that question, but I never wanted to answer another water-sports question, or see any of these people again for the rest of my life.”